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Good Afternoon!

Ap soch rehy ho ge k is time aftrnoon kese?




Mobile Mera


Msg Mera


Paisy Mery

Me jo chaho likhon.


Lo


EID MUBARAK!

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Kia krlogy!
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.
Shadi MUbarak
.

Khuram


Faisal


Papu



Pinki


Muni


Aur


Shabo

ye sb Bache Mubark ho

kr lo jo kr Skte ho

New Year b Mubark;-)
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Teri dosti apun ko itni pasand hai. Jitni

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charsi ko chars.
Doctor ko nurse..
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Ghaday ko laat.
Ullu ko raat..
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Borhy ko hukka.
Cricketr ko chakka..
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Nai ko baal.
Gareeb ko daal..
.
Kuttay ko haddi.
Aur
Nangay ko chaddi.
S?mjh? Dost

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Teri yaad mein pal pal marta hai koi

Har sans k sath tujhe yad karta hai koi

Fursat mile tu tanhai mein sochna

Kitni khamosh mohabat tum se karta hai

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2009ka year
Khatam hone mein kuch hours baaqi hein!

Koi

Ghalti

Gustakhi

Koi khata

waghaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tau

Plz

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Mafi mang lein

Main aaj achay mode mein hon.
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AJJ ki hAmAr? GhAzAL kA UnwAn hAi
"KhAmoShi"















































































SHUKRIA...
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Tasvir-e-Kainat Ka Aakash Hai ALLAH

Dil Ko Jaga De Wo Ehsas Hai ALLAH

Ae Banda-e-Momin Tera Dil Q Udas Hai

Dil Se Zara Dekh Tere Paas Hai ALLAH.

Good morning

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Wo Mile to Usey Kehna k Boht Rote Hain Us k Bina

jeete Hain to Kabhi Marte Hain Us k Bina

Wo to Rehta Hai Mehfilon Me

Hum Tanha Hain Har jaga Us k Bina.
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Tumhari yaad k manzar kabhi khonay nahin detay,

Tumhari yad k saay hamien sonay nahin detay.

Yeh badal,phool aur khusboo bohat betab kertay hein.

Agar rona bhi chahien ham kabhi ronay nahin detay.

Ham apni sans de k rok letay janay walon ko.

Hamara bas agar hota juda honay nahin detay.

Nazar mein deed ki hasrat liay chup chap bethy hein.

Woh ham se dor reh kar bhi hamein sonay nahin detay.
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WASI SHAH

TUm to bicher gaye magr sapnay wohi rahe.
Maosam badal gaye magar manzar wohi rahe.

Hoti rahin srgoshian tanhaioUn k saath.
Lehrain badal gayin magr sahil wohi rahe.

KUch aisay taqdeer ne faisley kiye.
DUaien badal gaien magr daman wohi rahe.

HUm chah ke b Umar bhar nashad hi rahe.
Umr beet gayi magr jazbay wohi rahe.

Kia hUwa jo rishton ki pehchan badal g?yi "WASI",
HUm b wohi rahe aUr tUm b wohi rahe.
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Hadees-e-Nabwi

(Sallallahu Alaihi Wa Aalehi Wassallam):

Trjuma: "Hussain Mera Aur Main Hussain Ka

ALLAH Dost Rakhe Ose Jo Hussain Ko Dost Rakhe

Hussain Aik Nasl Nabwat Ki Asal Hain

(Radhi ALLAH Taala Unho)".

(Tirmzi & Ibn-e-Majah & Musnad Imam Ahmad)
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Her Ek Chehray Ko Zakhmon Ka Aaina Naa Kaho

Ye Zindagi To Hay Rehmat Isay Saza Naa Kaho

Naa-Janay Wo Kon si MaJboorion Ka Qaidi Ho

Wo Sath Chorr Gaya Hay To Bay-Wafa Naa Kaho

Tamam Sheher nay Nazron pay Kion Uchaala Mujhay

Ye ittifaaq Tha Tum is ko Haadsa Na Kaho

Ye Aur Baat k Dushman hua hay Aaj Magar

Wo Mera Dost Tha Kal Tak Ussay Buraa Naa Kaho

Humaray Aeib Humain Ungliyon per Ginwao FARAZ

Humaari Peeth k Peechay Humain Buraa Naa Kaho..

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Keeklee kaleer di,

Pent mere Veer di,

Shirt paa munir di,

Coat mere paee da,

Landay toh lyaee da,

Fit vee kraee da,

Dhobi kolo tuvaee da,

Sent shent Laee da,

Shokhi naal paee da,

BaBu ban jaee da,

Fittay Moonh Mehngaee Da...te nalay bhutto de jwaai da....:-)

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Allah ki 4 rehmtain jo insan se bardasht nahi hoti.

1 .BETI.

2. MEHMAN.

3. BARISH.

4. BIMARI.

Allah k 4 azab jo insan boht khushi se qabool kerta hai.

1. SOOD.

2. JAHEZ.

3. GHEEBAT.

4. JHOOT.

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Wo jo khud pairvi-e-ehde wfa krta tha

Mujse milta tha to talqeen'e wfa krta tha

Us k daman ma koi phool nai mery liye

Jo meri tangi'e daman ka gila krta tha

Aj jo usko bulaya to wo gumsum hi raha

Dil dhrkny ki jo avaz suna krta tha

Aj wo meri hr ik bat k ma'eni pochy

Jo meri soch ki tfseer likha krta tha

Ehsas dilaya hy to wo milta hi nai

Ajnbi tha to roz mila krta tha

Uski dehlez pe sadyon se khara hon

Mohsin

Mujse milne k jo lamhat gina krta tha.
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Mere hr ghari k hum'safar

Meri ulfton ka Jawab de

Mere pyar ka,

Mere Ishq ka,

sabi chahto ka hisab de

Mene zindgi ki hr ghari

teri JustJo me guzar di

MuJe ab tu apna shumar kr

muJe bewaJa na Azab de

Ma bikhr Raha hun toot kr

Teri ulfton ki talash me

Mere Ansuon ko samait le

meri Ankh ko koi khwab De.

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Hazrat abu Bakker(R.A) farmaty hain.

Darood e pak insan k gunahon ko itni

tezi se mitata hai k itni tezi se paani

b aag ko nai bujhata.


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1) Agr ap kisi tabeeb (doctor) se bachna chaty hy
To sura-e- FAATIHA mei har bimari ki shifa hy.

2) Agr aap ki murad puri nahi hoti, to rozana sura-e- YASEEN ki tilawat krain.

3) Agr Rizq mei brkt chaye.To rozana sura-e-WAQEYA Parhain.

4) Agr Ap ko Qabr k azab ka dar hy, to rozana raat ko sura-e-MULK Parhain.

5) Agr Duniya k hr jagry se nijat hasil krni hy to QURAN ki tilawat ko apni Adat bana lain.

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Kis Liye Itni Saza Detey Ho,

Kabhi Kartey Ho Yaad To Kabhi Bhula Detey Ho,

Ajeeb Teri Mohabbat Ka Silsila Dekha,

Kabhi Khushi Aur Kabhi DiL Jala Detey HO, c

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When a female is unableto offer NAMAZ because
of her feminine problem she should RECITE 3rd
KALMA as much as POSSIBLE..
because in those days many problems come in
her way n 3rd KALMA Protects her from all
the evils that might come in her way..
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'Ajab Andaz Hai uNka Jawab ManGnay ka

"FARAZ".

'Honton Pe Rakh k Hont Kehty hein Boltay Kuyn Nahi.?


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Hello Dost!

Film Me Kam Karoge?

Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamray Me Le Jaigi phir,



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Apko Goli Mar Degi,

Film Ka Naam Ha,


Kanjar Ki Mout!

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Is dunya me"6"chezein tohfa hy

1,Maa ki Mohbat

2,Baap ki Nasihat

3,Bhai ki Shafqat

4,Behan ki Larai

5,Bachon ki Muskraht



6..
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Oye"Apni Dosti yaara.

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'''Gulam fareed'''
Dosti yari da maza tad onda,
Jad 2ovan dilan vich khich howey,
Edron mein niklan, odron tun niklen
Melap 2ovan da gali dy wich howey,
Chalan teer judaian wale hazar,
Zakham 2 howan, takleef 1 howey,
Ghulam freeda"
Dosti da maza tad onda,

Kafan 2 howan,
Kabar 1 howay.

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Aik pendu ka khota gum ho gya wo dhond kr tang agya to 1 darakht pr ja betha

us darkht k neeche 1 larka or larki a kr beth gye

larka romantic mood me larki se kehta hai: tmhari aankhen itni khoobsurat hain k
mjy in mein sara jahan nazar aata he

pendu foren bola:yaar mera khota tay check kar kithy wy..

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Jab dil tumhara apna ho,
per batein sari uski hon,
Jb khusbo us ki ati ho,
aur sansain tmhari apni hon,
Jab had darja masroof ho tum,
wo yad achanak aye to,
Jab ankhain neend se bojhal hon,
tum us ko pas hi pao to,
Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,
aur us ko ja kar keh daina,
Haan dil ko mohabat hai tum se.

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Teri yaad mein pal pal marta hai koi

Har sans k sath tujhe yad karta hai koi

Fursat mile tu tanhai mein sochna

Kitni khamosh mohabat tum se karta hai

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Ek Din mane DIL se Poocha "wadon" aur "Yaadon"main kia Farq hai?
Dil ne kha kh Waday bhoola day jate hai are Yaaden bhoolai nihen jati

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Sachi Muhabat Ki Kisay Hasrat Nhi Hoti,

Magar Har 1.Ki Aisi Qismat Nhi Hoti,

Koi 1.Hota Hay Jo Sama Jaata Hay Dil Main

H?r Kisi Se To itni Muh?b?t Nhi ki jati.

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Koi Sui Maangy
Hum Teer Dein Gy

Koi Molvi Maangy
Hum Peer Dein Gy

Koi Lassi Maangy
Hum Kheer Dein Gy

MAGAR

Koi CHEENI Maangy Tou

Hum Cheer Dein Gy...;-)

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Kisi apnay ko khona wo kia janay,
Bina neend k sona wo kia janay,
Us shaks ne to mujh ko mehfilon mein muskratay dekha hai,
Meri tanhai ka rona wo kia jane.

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Talaash Mujh Ko Na Kar Dasht-e-Rehber Mein ay

*"",,FRAAZ..."",,



Nigah-e-Dil Say Zara Dekh Tery Pass Hoon Mein.

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Larka

Thoker

Lagney

Se

Gadhey

K

Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,

Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli:

Barey

Bhai

K

Paoon

Choo

Rahey

Ho?

Larka: G Bhabi
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Ankhon se khwabon ko mitana mushkil hy


Jalty hoay chiragon ko bujhana mushkil hy


Ma hr naksh mita sakti hon dilse



Ik tera naam mitana mushkil hy. . . . !

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Mehsoos to karta hoon magar chu nahi sakta

"FARAZ"

Wo phool nahi phool ki khushboo ki tarha hai..
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®غزل ®
پوچھو تو سماں ميں کيا رکھا ہے
تيرا ہي نام ہونٹوں پہ سجا رکھا ہے
تم ايک دو آنسو بہا کر تھک جاتي ہو
ہم نے آنکھوں ميں نلکا چلا رکھا ہے
تم تھوڑي سي حرارت پہ تڑپتي ہو
ہم نے سينے ميں بھانبھڑ مچا رکھا ہے
تم اپني زلفيں شمپو سے سنوارتي ہو
ہم نے لسي ميں تيل ملا رکھا ہے
تم اگر بےوفا ہو جاؤ
تو غم نہيں
ہم نے بھي کسي اور سے چکر چلا رکھا ہے
ہم دل تو کسي اور کو دے چکے ہيں
تمہارے ليئے گردہ بچا رکھا

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2 lovr park me bethay Chips kha rhe thy

ankho me ankhe dal k



girl shrma k:



Ap itne ghor se kia dekh rhe ho?



boy:tum mjhse ziada kha rhi ho "BHOOKI"..

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IRSHAD-E-NABVI(S.A.W.W) hai:

"1 waqt aye ga, jab Log Neki mein sharam or Burai

per Fakhar kren ge,Us waqt har tarah ki Asaish Muyaser ho gi,

Har Ghar me Nach Gana ho ga,

Log Mukhtalif Bemareon, Preshaneo me Mubtala hon ge,

Maa or Nokrani mein koi farq na hoga,

Log emaarten 1 dosry se onchi Bnaaen ge,

Ap S.A.W.W ne Farmaya k jab aisa waqat

aye ga tu kasrat se "Astaghfar" parna ye sb

se Mufeed Amal ho ga.
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"Sajjti"Rahy" "Khushiyon"Ki" "Mehfil"

"Har"Mehfil" "Khushi"Sy" "Suhani"Rahy"

"AAp"Zindgi"men" "itny"Khush" "Raho"K"

"Khushi"B"AAp"ki" "Deewani"Rahy"
"AAmeen"

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Aslam o Aliakum

KAABA pr GHELAF Eslye hy k pta chale

YE koi aam chez nhi Musalmano ka QIBLA hy

QURA'N PR GHELAF Eslye hy k pta chale

YE koi aam KITAB nhi ALLAH KI KITAB hy

Eslye Orat ko parde ka hukm hy, ta k pta chale

k ye koi aam Orat nhi Musliman Orat hy...
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India ki kisi B filam ka naam socho or us k agy

GANDHI G KI DHOTI ME...

Lga do phir hnsi pe Qabo pao

For example..

Hal chal.gandhi g ki dhoti me

Me hon na gandhi g ki dhoti me.

Dil waly dulhnya le jain gy gandhi G KI dhoti me,

legy raho munna bhai

ghandi g ki dhoti me,

kuch kuch hota he gandi g ki dhoti me,

aa ab loat chelein ghandi g ki dhoti me,

HATYAR gandi g ki dhoti me,

koi mil gya gandi g ki dhoti me,

kyun mza aya gandi g ki dhoti me.
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BEST Sms Of 1946......

























Koi Akal nu hath mar us wely Mobile hai nai C !
Bus aag lgi hondi Aa sms parhan di.'..

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Jis ghar ma Quran Pak ki tilawat hoti ha

wo ghar Aasman walo k liye aise chamakte ha

jaise zameen walo k liye aasman pe sitare chmakte ha...
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Light hai to jaldi se Geo news lagao suna ha k Katreena kaif mar gai he,




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Mujh per.
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i


looked




for


You
Up






Down


Left



Right



here




there


everywhere




just




to

say





ChAAAAAAA :-)
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Youn Galliyon Main Mujhe Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker

"Faraz"....

Mujhe Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain.
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Niche aap k liye DOSTI ka gift hai


























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danda hai,

sar per maar lain.

Msg karte nahin Gift chahiye..
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.."ZINDGI Key Safar Mein Koi Bhi Rasta Nahi Deta"..


.."ZAMEEN Waqif Nahi Banti Falak Saya Nahi Deta"..


.."KHUSHI Or Dukh Key Mausam Sab Key Apney Apney Hotey Hain"..


.."KISI Ko Apney Hissey Ka Koi Lamha Nahi Deta"..


.."UDASI Jis Key Dil Mein Ho Ussi Ki Neend Urti Hay"..


.."KISI Ko Apni Ankhon Sey Koi Sapna Nahi Deta"..


.."UTHANA Khud Hi Parta Hay Thaka Toota Badan Apna"..


.."Key Jab Tak Saans Chalti Hay Koi Kandha Nahi Deta".

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S u n e h r i Batain :

1) Jo shakhs Allah se darta h?i woh kabhi badla nahi layta.

2) Hasad karnay waala m?ut se pehle mar jaata hai.

3) Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay ghuss?y may na dekh lo.

4) Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan ki shifa hai.

5)Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna keh gham.

6)Sachai ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi, magar taseer meethi hai.

7)Azan k waqt khamosh rha kro ta k mout k waqt Kalma naseb ho
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GEO NEWS!
14/Aug/2020

Headline:

President OF Pakistan visited USA to help them.

Pakistan most peaceful land.

Pakistan won football World Cup 2020.

India begged Pakistan to forgive them and helped them in the war against Terrorism.

Pakistan is the Leader of Islamic World.

All the corrupt Politicans are killed.

OSAMA Killed in America by Pakistani Drone Attack.


1Rs= 80$.

Petrol= 18 Rs./Ltr

CNG= 14 Rs./kg

Gold= 5000 Rs./ 100 gram

Pakistan gave Million Ton Aata to UK,USA.

This all could happen if you support PRIME MINISTER

"Jehangir Qaisir"

as the FUTURE LEADER of Pakistan.
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SO gaye HO.

BHUL GAYE ?

CHALO UTHO ?

SUSU KAR KE SONA

( ".)
< )_, - - .
LL .,:,.

SHAHBAASH !

AB SO JAO...;-)

*~GOOD NIGHT~*

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"Achay

Logon

ki

aik

khubi

ye

bhi

hoti

hai

ke

Unhain

yaad

Rakhna

nahi

Parta

wo

yaad

Reh

jate

hein"

HAZRAT ALI(A.S)
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Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se lipat kar Faraz,





K lash khud uth kr boli,






lay tu mar ja sadi khair ae . .;-)
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Jab insan har kisi se chup k gunah karta hai

To ALLAH farmata hai,

"A Ibn-e-Aadam..

Tujhy Tamam rishton main sab se ziada main hi

haqeer nazar aaya k sab k dar se chup k gunah karna gwara kia,

Sirf Mujh "ALLAH" se chupana gawara na kia"

(Hadis e Qudsi)


Somtimes a small Msg can change The life.
Plz fwd...
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Laziness is our biggest enemy
(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies
(Quaid e Azam)



"dasso hun banda kidi manney?":-)
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You know what angels do,

They take care of nice peoples,

When i ask to take care of you they refuse d

& said angles can not take care of angles
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The four hardest tasks on earth are=
1-To return love for hate

2-To include the excluded

3-To forgive without apology

4-To be able to say

I was wrong.

"Good Morning"
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"Ay DIL"
Uljhe huwe Haalaat ka Shikwa Na Kiya Kr,

Her Ek se Khushiyon ki Tamanna Na Kiya Kr,

So Baar Kaha Itni Mohabbat Nhi Achhi,

So Baar Kaha Itna Bharosa Na Kiya Kar,

Haalaat Humein Ek Kabhi hone Na deinge,

Aye Dost Mere, Meri Tamanna Na Kiya Kar,

Kya Jaane Ye Kis Morr pe le Jaye Zamaana humko,


Tu Mujh ko Kisi Pal bhi Aleheda Na Kiya Kar,

Mumkin he Kisi Roz Bichhar Jaon Achanak mai tujh sy,

Tu Mujhse Pyaar Itna Ziyada Na Kiya kr...
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Hum to Be jaan cheezon se bhi wafa karte hain

FRAZ....

Tuj mein to phir BHE meri jaan basTi hai...!!
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Lakhon chahne wale hon jis k

""""""saghar""""""

Wo kya mehsos kare ga ik hamari kami ko.
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IRSHAD-E-NABVI(S.A.W.W) hai:

"1 waqt aye ga, jab Log Neki mein sharam or

Burai per Fakhar kren ge,

Us waqt har tarah ki Asaish Muyaser ho gi,

Har Ghar me Nach Gana ho ga,

Log Mukhtalif Bemareon, Preshaneo me Mubtala hon ge,

Maa or Nokrani mein koi farq na hoga,

Log emaarten 1 dosry se onchi Bnaaen ge,

Ap S.A.W.W ne Farmaya

k jab aisa waqat aye ga tu kasrat se

"Astaghfar"

parna ye sb se Mufeed Amal ho ga.
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SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,
""""""""""
JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,
""""""""""
RASTA
Koi B Ho,
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MUNZIL
Tum Hi Ho,
""""""""""
DUKH
Kitna Hi Ho,
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KHUSHI
Tum Hi Ho,
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ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,
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AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,
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GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,
""""""""""
JAAN
¤Tum Hi Ho=)
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