To,
The Dost,
I Miss You,
Subject:
DO U MISS ME.
I beg to say that i am the student of your FREINDSHIP CLASS.
I am feeling very bore.
I can not live without ur sms
So kindly send me lovely freindship sms.
Thank you.
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Main Khud K0 Bohut Tanha Mahsoos Kar Raha Hoon "faraz"...!
plz Mujhe Kisi "BACHI" Ka Number Send Kardo..
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Doston ko salam-e-aajizana,
Dosti nibhane walon ko jaan ka nazrana.
Jo sms kare usko pyaar ki JHAPPI,
AUR
Jo na kare usko
Zakoota JINN ki PAPPI....!
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William Shaikhspears
"CHAWAL" frndz r always 'CHAWAL'
they receive many msgs but they send
'Ikka Dukka' msgs in a week.
Actually they r Special kind of 'CHAWALS'.
They become more 'DHEET' after a lot of 'BISTI'.
"stuped" never Eat sharam....
;-)....
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Aaj
"NAJMA khusray"
ki Barsi hai,
Us k liye plz ye sms kam se kam kisi 1
"khusray"
ko zaroor send karain,
Main ne to apna Farz pura kar daiya.
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Dabbay main Dabba,
Dabbay main Cake.
Chawanni k Mon walay., koi Msg to bhej.
Plz mind zaroor karna.;-)
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All pakistani nation se guzarish hai k chund dinon k lie chota Susu bathrom mein na krein balke shoper mein pack kr k wapda k office mein jama krwa dein take jaldi pani ki kami puri ho or or or
Loadshding jaldi khtma ho plz forward all pakistani.
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Bikney W@ly Our Hain Ja Kr Khreed Lo.!
Ham Log Qeemat Se Nahen, Qismat Se Mila Krtey Hain..!
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A@nkhon se Q Aansu jhalak jate hain
Tanhaiyo me Q Ghum yaad aate hain
Aansu pounch kar koi ye to bata de hume
Rulane wale hi aksar Q yaad aate hain.
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Dil ki tanhai ko awaz bna lete hein,
Wa wa wa
Dil ke tanhi ko awaz bana lety hain,
.
.
.
jab balance ktham hota hai to advance mangwa lety hain
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Ek
Admi ka
inteqal hogia?
Uska
dost us ki
BV k pas aya
aur bola?
Kia
main
uski jaga le sakta hoon?
BV
Mujhe
koi Etraz nahi?
QABRASTAN walon se poch lo:-)
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SARDAR k bety ki baraat thi sardar 250 afrad ko le kr ponhcha
Larki ka baap:tum ne to kha tha k 50 bndy hon ge,
Sardar:bndy 50 hi ne,baqi sarian chawlaan ne.
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Ab yaad dilayen kia tmhain
Ye saal b aakhir beet gya
Aur apna b koi dosh nahi
Ye baazi b jug jeet gya
Wo sard hwayen ab b hain
Rangeen fizayen ab b hain
Wo bhegay bhegay pani ki
Pur-shor sdayen ab b hain
Main ab b udher ko jata hon
Aur dil apna sulgata hon
Ab tum nahi hoty saath mery
Hoty hain khaali haath mery
Pur-shor sdayen puchti hain
Wo sard hwayen puchti hain
Wo saathi tumhara kidar gya.?
Kia phir ye zmana jeet gya?
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Chaa pio ty
khao anday,
Hapy sunday
Happy Sunday.
Sara hfta nahaye nai,
Kpry v navy paaye nai,
Naha dho k ban jo bndy,
Happy sunday,
Happy sunday,
Aj school tusi jana nai,
Sir teachran da aj khana nai,
Khush hovo aj nai khany danday,
Happy sunday,
Happy sunday,
Rang brngy kpry pao,
Purany yaran nu mil k aao,
Dukh wndo chngy mandy,
Happy Sunday.
Happy Sunday
Have a nice sunday.
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,*'*, *
( c ' ? *
>-- Dear GOD..
Jo is sms ko par raha hy use dunia ki har khushi dena
bcoz
KUCH LOG HAMESHA MUSKURATE HUE ACHE LAGTE HEN
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;***;. I
( ~_~ ) Pray
(")(") That
/ / \ \
may
w
Bless u n ur family with alot of pleasures n successes.
GOOD MORNING
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Apna 'Jism' mat sanwar,
Issay mitti me hi jana ha,
Apni 'Rooh' ko sanwar
Ibn-e-aadam...!
issay KHUDA k paas jana ha..!
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Choose a number "SHADI" kahan ya kis se hogi.!!!
19.
28.
37.
46.
55.
64.
73.
82.
91.
100.
Reply me only one numbr quickly!
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19=phopho k ghr 28=lover k 7
37=khala k ghr
46=teacher se
55=apni psnd se
64=frend se
Sch hy kia?
73=Hamsayon k ghr
82=Chacha k ghr
91=mamo k ghr
100=student
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Mere jism se us ki khusboo aaj bhi aati hai
"WASI.!
Main ne fursat main kabhi dil se lagaya tha usy..
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@p har pal is dil k pas hain,
Kya apko is baat ka ehsaas he,
Agar nahi tu ek bar iss dil k pas akar dekh lain,
Yeh dil apky bina kitna udaas he...
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J@b Hath Uthana Dua k liye,
To
Hamein mat Bhulna Khuda k liye,
Kia pata k Hamarey Naseeb ki bohat si Khushyan,
Montazir hon Aap k ek
Harf-E-dua k liye.
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Kiss is key of
"LOVE"
Love is coad of "MARRIAGE"
Marriage is box of "CHILDREN"
Children is problem of pakistan
SO, PLEASE STOP THE KISS AND SAVE PAKISTAN
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Tery jany k baad sirf itna sa gila raha hum ko..
"sagar"
To palat kar dekh jata to zindagi intzar main guzar dety...
"=><="
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Bichrte Waqt Us Ne Kaha Tha
Na Sawal Krna Na Jawb Mile Ga
Mujhe Bhol Jana Qrar Mile Ga
Hum Us Mukam Pr Thy
Na Swal Kya Na Jwab Mila
Na Bhool Ske Na Qrar Mila!
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Tu Bhi Bharm Ña Rakh Ska Mere "kHALOOS" ka,,,
Mujh Ko To Khud Se Zayada Tujh Pe "GHROOR" Tha...!
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Ch@lo tum sath
,mat dena,
Mujhe beshak
,bhula dena,
,Naye sapne saja lena,
Naye rishtay bana lena,
Bhula dena sabhi waday,
Sabhi "qasmain" sabhi
Natay,
Tumhain jana!
ijazat ha,
Jo diL chahe
Woh sab karna,
Magar ab kisi say b adhura pyar mat karna.
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"Nafrat"
Ho Jay Gi
Tum Ko Bhi Dunya Se,
SAG AR .
"Muhabat"
Kisi Se
"Beshumar"
Kr K Dekhna...
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"Hamari to wafa b tumhain GAW@RA nahi Mohsin,~;
Kisi bewafa se nibhao gay to bohat yaad aaon ga...!
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Sms magic
Aap ko ENGLISH Ka 1 lafz bhejta hoon.
Jise aap aage se parho ya pichhe se,
aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega.
.
.
.
.
"Abba"
Hai na magic puttar....
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Mujhe maloom hai main us k bina jee nahi sakta,
Wasi
Us ka bhi ye hi haal hai
mgr
kisi aor k liye..
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BF: Best Friend
CF: Close Friend
DF: Dear Friend
GF: Good Friend
LF: Lovely Friend
NF: Naughty Frnd
SF: Sweet Friend
Mujhe Kon Sa Naam Do Gay Aap?Reply Plz plz
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K@bhi kabhi To Ro Parti Hain Yonhi Ankhain
Udaas Hone Ka Koi Sabab Nahi Hota
Main Apne Dil Ko Ye Baat Kaise Samjhaon,
K Kisi Ko Chahne Se Koi Apna Nahi Hota.
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"CONFIDENCE"
_10 boys decided to propose a girl...
_9 boys came with roses,
_1 boy came with...
"MOLVI"
This is confidence...!
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Ya Rab Apne Mehboob ka Jalwa Dikha de
Us Husn-e-Mujsam ka Sapna Dikha de
Bus Mere Dil ki yehi Dua hai Maalik
Is sMs Pahrne wale ko madina dikha de..!
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('.')Uff thak gay
<')('>hum sms
_/"\_krte krte
Chalo ab beth kar ap k sms ka intazar krte hain
('.')
_/)'(\_
]""""<<"""[
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Shakespear said :
"Laughing faces do not mean that there is absence of Sorrow!
But it means that
they have the ability to deal with it."
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Aata
.
.
Timatar
.
.
namak
.
.
mirach
.
.
Daal
.
.
Ghee
.
.
Shakkar
.
.
Chaawal
.
.
K Bad Pakistan Me Message Ka Boohraan.
Log ab SMS Bhi Nahi Krte.
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A man asked God "I want peace."
God replied "Remove the 'I', dat is Ego.
Remove the 'Want', dat is desire.
& "Peace"ll be automatically urs..!
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"P"I"Y"A"R"I"
"S"U"B"A"
"M"E"I"N"
"P"I"Y"A"R"E"
"S"E"
"D"O"S"T"
""K"O""
"P"I"Y"A"R"A"
"S"A"
"S"A"L"A"A"M"
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Zindagi me,
6 cheezon ka koi time nhi hy.
1- PIYAR
2- DOSTI
3- DOLAT
4- BIMARI
5- MOUT
6- ? ? ?
.
.
Su Su.
Is liye kar k soya karo"
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(MÄÄ) K"Liye $ub Kö CHHöR"Denä "Lekin $ub K Liye (MÄÄ) Kö MäT Chörna (Mää) Röti Häi tö Färishtön Kö Bhi Röna Aätä Häi. So keep good care of ur (MAA)
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Saza dainay wale Raza pochte hain.
Jeene ki hum se waja pochte hain.
Dete hain khud hi zeher hum ko aksar.
Phir Usi Zehar ka hum se Maza poochte hain....!
__AP__MERY__HO__
'""""{DOST}""""'
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~^~ Bhool jain ge tumhain yeh tum se wada hai,
Badan se zara saans ka rishta to toot jane do.
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Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenely packed without soap in it i.e. empty box.
To avoid the problem in future, they purchased an X-Ray machine of a million dollar to check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan.
What did they do? They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!
What a Genius Thought! ;-D
Proud 2 be Pakistani :-)
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Wife on phone with husband:
Main aap ki yaad mein 15 din mein he aadhi marr gai hoon, mujhe ammi k ghar se lene kab aa rahe hain .?
Husband:
15 din k baad
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; ; ; ; ; ;
c("""") c("""")
"""" """"
specia£ TEA
Ek mere liye
OR
Dosri
Bhi Mere liye Ap apni khud Bnao...@
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Janty ho..
Raat me...
Sab Se Zyada Maza...
Kb aata hy!
Jb ksi soty hoe ko jaga kar kaha jaye
K
..*zra os manji tay hoja..*:-)
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DUA ne kha.
MAA wo hsti hy jo Gunah gaar Olad ko b Dozakh se bcha leti hy,
JANNAT ne kha.
MAA wo hasti hy k jo mujko B Qdmo k nichy daba deti hy,
RAB ne kha,
MAA meri traf se insan k liye Qimti or nayaab tohfa h
fwrd 4 all youngstrs to never break heart Of
_MAA_
V LOVE M0THER..
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Khamoshi me jo suno ge wo awaz MAA ki hogi
Zindagi bhr sath rhe wo wafa MAA ki hogi
Dunya ki hr khushi ek din tmhari hogi
Q K in sb k peeche dua MAA ki hogi.
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Aamir khan ki film
'3 idiots' double business kArti agar kareena kapoor b aik bar ye kehti:
'Jahan panah tusi great ho
tohfa qabool karo :-
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Most Superior example of love in My life .
'When apples are 4 & we are 5
Then my mother
Says, 'i dont like apples.'
(Bu Ali Sina)
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Hum ne un k aany pr
Ghar k kachay raste pr
itne deep jalaye k roshni ki had kr di
woh is pareshani me lout gay
k rat ka wada tha ab din nikal aaya ha.
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W@t do u think
why i sms u?
Is it bcoz i care u
OR
I miss u
OR
I Like u
OR
I need u
OR
I want u
Na..KAKAY..Na
Free packge k sMs b to khtm karny hoty hain :-)
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Teri ik dua k jawab mein,
Kya likhun k hath utthey huwey hain sawal ko,
Tujhey Rab kabhi na malal dey,
Tujhey Rab kabhi na zawal dey,
Teri sab balaon ko tall dey,
Teri zindagi ko sanwar dey,
Tujhey dekh kar khilein gul yahan,
Tujhey aisa husn o jamal dey,
Tujhey kya likhun?
Tujhey kya main doon?
Meri Rab sey hy yehi iltija,
Apni rehmaton k gulab sab,
Wo teri khizaon mein daal dey.
AAMEEN...
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2 sardar jungle me
Samne se Sher agya
1 ne miti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga
2nd waha khara rha
1st: Nas vi oye
2nd: ma Q nasan
Miti te tu pai ae
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A scientist (James Pares from UK) proved that electric charge is produced in human body due to the electromagnetic radiations from electrical appliances around us such as: mobiles,TV, computer,lights, & Electric wires etc) n if u want to protect urself from these radiations,u should more than once in a day place ur forehead on the ground (SAJDA) Because earth has a good tendency 2 absorb charges. "AUR TUM APNE RAB KI KON KON SI NAIMAT KO JUTLAO GAE"
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Akhan Wich Ghrori Changi Nahi Hundi Dostan Naal Dori Changi Nahi Hundi Kadi Tusi V Yaad Kar Lya Karo Har Veley Sadi Pehal Zarori Nai Hundi.
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Gham ki Mojon me meri ROH ka Manzar Dekho
Meri Aankho se mere Dil ka Samandar Dekho
Tum ko aa jayega meri Wafaon ka Yaqen
Faqt 1bar to mera Ban kar Dekho...!
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Chand ka mizaaj bhi terey jaisa hai Jaan-e-maan......!!
Jab dekhnay ki tamanna hoti hai nazar nahi Aata.........
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Agar Mujh say Bicharrnay ka nahi hai Ghum ussay,,,,,,
Faraz...
To phir khamosh Rat on main wo Aksar Jagta q hai....
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¤Ye sangdilon ki dunia hai yahan sambhal k chalna ::SAHIL::
Yahan palkon pe bithaya jata hai nazron se girane k liay.
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Mera to ye sun kar heart fail hogya
.
FARAZ
.
.
Jab kam wali masi ny kaha
Beta facebook pe mujhe bhi add krlo.. ;-)
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Soney di itt Mahiya,
RAB tenu mobile dita koi SMS te likh Mahiya,
Sone di wang Mahiya,
Je SMS nahi karna te enu itt Mar k Pan Mahiya..
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Log QURAAN E PAK
Ya Or Koi KALAAM E
ILAAHI Dafnanay K
Bajaye Usay
Dariya Main Daal
Detay Hain K Wo
Samandar Me Chala
Jaega
Mgr Wo Behta Huwa
BARI NAALIYON Main
Gandi Jaga Ponhach
Jaata Hai
Reportedly SAMA TV
Faisal Qureshi K
Program Main Poori
Video Dikhai Gai Hai
K Kis Trha Us Gandgi
Me QURAANI ORAAQ
Bikhray Huway Hen
Plz Pooray Pakistan
Main Is News Ko By
SMS Frwd Kr K
QURAAN Ki Bay
Hurmati Khatm
Krwanay Me Iska
Hissa Banain
JAZAK ALLAH...!
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Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal Aata Hai...??
?
?
?
?
?
=K
*Jab Bijli nahi
*Pani nahi to Bill kahan se ata hy..?
('_')
<) )>
| \= Hairat he.
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Holay holay datesheet milti hai
holay holay Tension barhti hai
holay holay Se watt lagti hai han........
holay holay Dekho dar lagta hai
holay holay Presure barta hai
holay holay pasina ata hai han. . . .
Tu sabar tou kar mere yar
Zara sans tou lay dil dar
Chal fikar nu goli mar yar ab din bache han teen char.
Holay holay ho jaey ga pas chhaleya holay holay ho jaey ga pas
Holay holay ho jaey ga pas papu holay holay ho jaey ga pas.
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(Aik admi malang se)
Baba Gee: meri BV bara tang kar di aiy koi hal dasso.
Malang replied: Puttar j koi hal hunda tay Main Malang na hunda.
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Mre 1Msg Ki Keemat Tm Kia Jano Kanjus
Sb Msgs K Sir Ka Taj Hota Ha Mra 1Msg
Mobil K Inbox ki laj hota ha mra 1msg
Her Kisi K Inbx Ka Khwab Hota Ha Mera 1Msg.
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Sirf ek baar aao meri ankhon k rasty dil main
Fraz
Phr lotany ka irada hm tum pe chorh dain gy...
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"AFRIDI" se poocha "MALINGA" kesi Bowl karta hy..??
"FARAZ"
Hans ker bola
Jese Pakistani ßache kutty ko watta marty hain..
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( '.' )
<) (>Yar gal ty
| | sun
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Masjid wichu lota fir gaib ai,
Tu baaz ni aana.
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Reporter Zakhmi Se:
BOMB gira to kya Wo 1 dum se Phata?
Zakhmi (Ghusay Se):
G Nai Wo Rengta hua Mere pas aya Or usne
Nihayt Adab Pyar Se
Arz kia:
Huzoor
THAAA.
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Mere Jism Se Uss Ki Khusboo Aaj Bhi Aati Hai
SHAHID
Main Ne Fursat Men Kabhi Dil Se Lagaya Tha Usasy...
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Sadar
"Shetani"
Wazir azam
"Gilani"
Army Chief
"Kiyani"
Speaker
"Zanani"
Aata na roti
Bijli na pani
Wah ray Pakistani
Teri ajab prem ki gazb kahani
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Gazal
Mjh se ruthy ga jb wo
Tu mjhy rula de ga
Phr khud h¡ apn¡ shrarton se mjhy hansa de ga
Udas hota hn tu g krta hy us k kandhe pe sr rakh don
Mjhy yqen hy ek wah¡ mjhy hosla de ga
Us roz me z¡ndg¡ se h¡ roth jaon shayd
J¡s roz wo mjhy apne d¡l se bhula de ga
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Teachr: 'Wo konsa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota ??
Studnt:
' Zardari di maa da veyah.
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Dost teri girl freind ka phone aaya tha
"
"
"
Keh rahi thi
"
"
"
Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko,
"
"
"
Bomb ka zamana hay.
"
"
"
URRA do saly ko...
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Frnd: Sardar g set nawa lita?
Sardar: mere cazn da ae
FRND: cazn da moble toade kol ki kr rea?
Sardar: yar o jado v milda c kenda c 'tu mera fon Q ni chukda'
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1 Pagal:Main is area mein naya aaya hoon
Mujhe yahan k Paglon k sardar se milna hy
2nd Pagal: ssshhh..Chup.!
Awaz mat nikalo
Boss msg parh rahy hain:
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Height of Insult
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara falls. This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of da waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes pasing can't be heard!
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls..
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(,")/
(! ! Dunia
.!!. Walo..
*
(*
*
*)
(*
('.')
. _/| |\_ '|'
[]""""<"<""""[]
Mry uthny ka wakt ho gya hy good morning
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Maang lena Khuda se agar ho aqeeda tumhara...
Faraz
Khuda tu unko bhi deta hai jo patharon se maangte hain..
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r e m e m b e r
dat there'll
always b
s o m e o n e
who
remembers u everyday
with
or without
Your!
messages!
Dats Me!
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.-""-.
( ' ;' )___,/
¿_¿_) ¿_)
jaa TONY jaa...!!
Jo log mujhe SMS
nahi karte un k
mobile par su su
kar k aa
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Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia
Wife:Kon thi ye? Husbnd:Tum plz Mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho...!
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Kabi to aye ga mri wafaon se shrminda ho kr
Phr hm na milen ge tuje dobara zinda ho kr
Kya mila tujko mri dunya chor kr
Khd b TANHA rah gya mje TANHA chor kr
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Zong paish karta hy
pehli baar
Apke Mobile me
Nahati hui larki
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Aaj THAND bohat hy,
LARKI kal nahayegi !!
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r i e n
F d
s h i p
Do U Know
Why I Wrote it
in A Circle?
Becoz
Line Has
An END
But Circle Has No End.
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Islamabado aai hai FAX
Sohneya de utay lageya kare ga tax
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Dont wory!Tax sirf sohnya ty lge ga
Twanu te goli da order ay.
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,.--., ,.--.,
<@> <@>
Ths is not a mesage...
Ths is Not a call...
I have just sent you my
"Eyes"
Bus aapko dekhna tha.
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Äb ägär ääö tö jäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä,
.
Sìrf èhsääñ jätäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä,
.
Mäìñ ñè pälköñ pè tämäññäèìñ säjä räkhì häìñ,
.
Dìl pè ümèèd kì sö räsmèìñ jälä räkhì häìñ,
.
Yè häsèèñ shämèìñ büjhäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä,
.
Pyär kì ääg mèìñ zäñjèèr pìghäl säktì häì,
.
Chähñäy wälöñ kì täkdèèr bädäl säktì häì,
.
Hööñ bèbäss yè bätäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä,
.
Müjhsè mìlñäy kì ägär tümkö nähì chåhåt köì,
.
Tüm sìrf råsmèìñ nìbhäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä...!!
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()". ."()
( o )
( '.TUSI ki kr rhe O?
()". ."()
( ("") )
( /#')
Haye Rabba!
Menu Yad kr rhe O!
Sooooooooo Sweeeeeeet
KRO jee Kro!:-;-)
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Plz sb doston sy apeal ha k
Valentine's day ka bycot kre
Q k
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mery nal koi phsdi nai ty tusi moja kr lendy o!
Kuj ty sharam kro
Tharkio
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Pakistan Mein 1 Survey Hua
K Kitne Log MUJH Se Dosti Karna Chahte Hein.
Result: Sirf 1% Ne Kaha -YES
"
Or
"
99% Ne Kaha
"
"
Humari Aisi QISMAT Kahan..?
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