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Good Afternoon!

Ap soch rehy ho ge k is time aftrnoon kese?




Mobile Mera


Msg Mera


Paisy Mery

Me jo chaho likhon.


Lo


EID MUBARAK!

.
Kia krlogy!
.
.
Shadi MUbarak
.

Khuram


Faisal


Papu



Pinki


Muni


Aur


Shabo

ye sb Bache Mubark ho

kr lo jo kr Skte ho

New Year b Mubark;-)
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Teri dosti apun ko itni pasand hai. Jitni

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'
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charsi ko chars.
Doctor ko nurse..
.
Ghaday ko laat.
Ullu ko raat..
.
Borhy ko hukka.
Cricketr ko chakka..
.
Nai ko baal.
Gareeb ko daal..
.
Kuttay ko haddi.
Aur
Nangay ko chaddi.
S?mjh? Dost

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Teri yaad mein pal pal marta hai koi

Har sans k sath tujhe yad karta hai koi

Fursat mile tu tanhai mein sochna

Kitni khamosh mohabat tum se karta hai

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2009ka year
Khatam hone mein kuch hours baaqi hein!

Koi

Ghalti

Gustakhi

Koi khata

waghaira

Ho

Gai

Ho

Tau

Plz

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?

?

?


?

?



?

?

Mafi mang lein

Main aaj achay mode mein hon.
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AJJ ki hAmAr? GhAzAL kA UnwAn hAi
"KhAmoShi"















































































SHUKRIA...
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Tasvir-e-Kainat Ka Aakash Hai ALLAH

Dil Ko Jaga De Wo Ehsas Hai ALLAH

Ae Banda-e-Momin Tera Dil Q Udas Hai

Dil Se Zara Dekh Tere Paas Hai ALLAH.

Good morning

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Wo Mile to Usey Kehna k Boht Rote Hain Us k Bina

jeete Hain to Kabhi Marte Hain Us k Bina

Wo to Rehta Hai Mehfilon Me

Hum Tanha Hain Har jaga Us k Bina.
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Tumhari yaad k manzar kabhi khonay nahin detay,

Tumhari yad k saay hamien sonay nahin detay.

Yeh badal,phool aur khusboo bohat betab kertay hein.

Agar rona bhi chahien ham kabhi ronay nahin detay.

Ham apni sans de k rok letay janay walon ko.

Hamara bas agar hota juda honay nahin detay.

Nazar mein deed ki hasrat liay chup chap bethy hein.

Woh ham se dor reh kar bhi hamein sonay nahin detay.
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WASI SHAH

TUm to bicher gaye magr sapnay wohi rahe.
Maosam badal gaye magar manzar wohi rahe.

Hoti rahin srgoshian tanhaioUn k saath.
Lehrain badal gayin magr sahil wohi rahe.

KUch aisay taqdeer ne faisley kiye.
DUaien badal gaien magr daman wohi rahe.

HUm chah ke b Umar bhar nashad hi rahe.
Umr beet gayi magr jazbay wohi rahe.

Kia hUwa jo rishton ki pehchan badal g?yi "WASI",
HUm b wohi rahe aUr tUm b wohi rahe.
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Hadees-e-Nabwi

(Sallallahu Alaihi Wa Aalehi Wassallam):

Trjuma: "Hussain Mera Aur Main Hussain Ka

ALLAH Dost Rakhe Ose Jo Hussain Ko Dost Rakhe

Hussain Aik Nasl Nabwat Ki Asal Hain

(Radhi ALLAH Taala Unho)".

(Tirmzi & Ibn-e-Majah & Musnad Imam Ahmad)
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Her Ek Chehray Ko Zakhmon Ka Aaina Naa Kaho

Ye Zindagi To Hay Rehmat Isay Saza Naa Kaho

Naa-Janay Wo Kon si MaJboorion Ka Qaidi Ho

Wo Sath Chorr Gaya Hay To Bay-Wafa Naa Kaho

Tamam Sheher nay Nazron pay Kion Uchaala Mujhay

Ye ittifaaq Tha Tum is ko Haadsa Na Kaho

Ye Aur Baat k Dushman hua hay Aaj Magar

Wo Mera Dost Tha Kal Tak Ussay Buraa Naa Kaho

Humaray Aeib Humain Ungliyon per Ginwao FARAZ

Humaari Peeth k Peechay Humain Buraa Naa Kaho..

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Keeklee kaleer di,

Pent mere Veer di,

Shirt paa munir di,

Coat mere paee da,

Landay toh lyaee da,

Fit vee kraee da,

Dhobi kolo tuvaee da,

Sent shent Laee da,

Shokhi naal paee da,

BaBu ban jaee da,

Fittay Moonh Mehngaee Da...te nalay bhutto de jwaai da....:-)

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Allah ki 4 rehmtain jo insan se bardasht nahi hoti.

1 .BETI.

2. MEHMAN.

3. BARISH.

4. BIMARI.

Allah k 4 azab jo insan boht khushi se qabool kerta hai.

1. SOOD.

2. JAHEZ.

3. GHEEBAT.

4. JHOOT.

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Wo jo khud pairvi-e-ehde wfa krta tha

Mujse milta tha to talqeen'e wfa krta tha

Us k daman ma koi phool nai mery liye

Jo meri tangi'e daman ka gila krta tha

Aj jo usko bulaya to wo gumsum hi raha

Dil dhrkny ki jo avaz suna krta tha

Aj wo meri hr ik bat k ma'eni pochy

Jo meri soch ki tfseer likha krta tha

Ehsas dilaya hy to wo milta hi nai

Ajnbi tha to roz mila krta tha

Uski dehlez pe sadyon se khara hon

Mohsin

Mujse milne k jo lamhat gina krta tha.
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Mere hr ghari k hum'safar

Meri ulfton ka Jawab de

Mere pyar ka,

Mere Ishq ka,

sabi chahto ka hisab de

Mene zindgi ki hr ghari

teri JustJo me guzar di

MuJe ab tu apna shumar kr

muJe bewaJa na Azab de

Ma bikhr Raha hun toot kr

Teri ulfton ki talash me

Mere Ansuon ko samait le

meri Ankh ko koi khwab De.

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Hazrat abu Bakker(R.A) farmaty hain.

Darood e pak insan k gunahon ko itni

tezi se mitata hai k itni tezi se paani

b aag ko nai bujhata.


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1) Agr ap kisi tabeeb (doctor) se bachna chaty hy
To sura-e- FAATIHA mei har bimari ki shifa hy.

2) Agr aap ki murad puri nahi hoti, to rozana sura-e- YASEEN ki tilawat krain.

3) Agr Rizq mei brkt chaye.To rozana sura-e-WAQEYA Parhain.

4) Agr Ap ko Qabr k azab ka dar hy, to rozana raat ko sura-e-MULK Parhain.

5) Agr Duniya k hr jagry se nijat hasil krni hy to QURAN ki tilawat ko apni Adat bana lain.

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Kis Liye Itni Saza Detey Ho,

Kabhi Kartey Ho Yaad To Kabhi Bhula Detey Ho,

Ajeeb Teri Mohabbat Ka Silsila Dekha,

Kabhi Khushi Aur Kabhi DiL Jala Detey HO, c

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When a female is unableto offer NAMAZ because
of her feminine problem she should RECITE 3rd
KALMA as much as POSSIBLE..
because in those days many problems come in
her way n 3rd KALMA Protects her from all
the evils that might come in her way..
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'Ajab Andaz Hai uNka Jawab ManGnay ka

"FARAZ".

'Honton Pe Rakh k Hont Kehty hein Boltay Kuyn Nahi.?


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Hello Dost!

Film Me Kam Karoge?

Roll Sirf itna He K 1 Larki Apko 1 Kamray Me Le Jaigi phir,



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Apko Goli Mar Degi,

Film Ka Naam Ha,


Kanjar Ki Mout!

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Is dunya me"6"chezein tohfa hy

1,Maa ki Mohbat

2,Baap ki Nasihat

3,Bhai ki Shafqat

4,Behan ki Larai

5,Bachon ki Muskraht



6..
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Oye"Apni Dosti yaara.

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'''Gulam fareed'''
Dosti yari da maza tad onda,
Jad 2ovan dilan vich khich howey,
Edron mein niklan, odron tun niklen
Melap 2ovan da gali dy wich howey,
Chalan teer judaian wale hazar,
Zakham 2 howan, takleef 1 howey,
Ghulam freeda"
Dosti da maza tad onda,

Kafan 2 howan,
Kabar 1 howay.

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Aik pendu ka khota gum ho gya wo dhond kr tang agya to 1 darakht pr ja betha

us darkht k neeche 1 larka or larki a kr beth gye

larka romantic mood me larki se kehta hai: tmhari aankhen itni khoobsurat hain k
mjy in mein sara jahan nazar aata he

pendu foren bola:yaar mera khota tay check kar kithy wy..

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Jab dil tumhara apna ho,
per batein sari uski hon,
Jb khusbo us ki ati ho,
aur sansain tmhari apni hon,
Jab had darja masroof ho tum,
wo yad achanak aye to,
Jab ankhain neend se bojhal hon,
tum us ko pas hi pao to,
Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,
aur us ko ja kar keh daina,
Haan dil ko mohabat hai tum se.

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Teri yaad mein pal pal marta hai koi

Har sans k sath tujhe yad karta hai koi

Fursat mile tu tanhai mein sochna

Kitni khamosh mohabat tum se karta hai

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Ek Din mane DIL se Poocha "wadon" aur "Yaadon"main kia Farq hai?
Dil ne kha kh Waday bhoola day jate hai are Yaaden bhoolai nihen jati

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Sachi Muhabat Ki Kisay Hasrat Nhi Hoti,

Magar Har 1.Ki Aisi Qismat Nhi Hoti,

Koi 1.Hota Hay Jo Sama Jaata Hay Dil Main

H?r Kisi Se To itni Muh?b?t Nhi ki jati.

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Koi Sui Maangy
Hum Teer Dein Gy

Koi Molvi Maangy
Hum Peer Dein Gy

Koi Lassi Maangy
Hum Kheer Dein Gy

MAGAR

Koi CHEENI Maangy Tou

Hum Cheer Dein Gy...;-)

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Kisi apnay ko khona wo kia janay,
Bina neend k sona wo kia janay,
Us shaks ne to mujh ko mehfilon mein muskratay dekha hai,
Meri tanhai ka rona wo kia jane.

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Talaash Mujh Ko Na Kar Dasht-e-Rehber Mein ay

*"",,FRAAZ..."",,



Nigah-e-Dil Say Zara Dekh Tery Pass Hoon Mein.

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Larka

Thoker

Lagney

Se

Gadhey

K

Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,

Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli:

Barey

Bhai

K

Paoon

Choo

Rahey

Ho?

Larka: G Bhabi
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Ankhon se khwabon ko mitana mushkil hy


Jalty hoay chiragon ko bujhana mushkil hy


Ma hr naksh mita sakti hon dilse



Ik tera naam mitana mushkil hy. . . . !

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Mehsoos to karta hoon magar chu nahi sakta

"FARAZ"

Wo phool nahi phool ki khushboo ki tarha hai..
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®غزل ®
پوچھو تو سماں ميں کيا رکھا ہے
تيرا ہي نام ہونٹوں پہ سجا رکھا ہے
تم ايک دو آنسو بہا کر تھک جاتي ہو
ہم نے آنکھوں ميں نلکا چلا رکھا ہے
تم تھوڑي سي حرارت پہ تڑپتي ہو
ہم نے سينے ميں بھانبھڑ مچا رکھا ہے
تم اپني زلفيں شمپو سے سنوارتي ہو
ہم نے لسي ميں تيل ملا رکھا ہے
تم اگر بےوفا ہو جاؤ
تو غم نہيں
ہم نے بھي کسي اور سے چکر چلا رکھا ہے
ہم دل تو کسي اور کو دے چکے ہيں
تمہارے ليئے گردہ بچا رکھا

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2 lovr park me bethay Chips kha rhe thy

ankho me ankhe dal k



girl shrma k:



Ap itne ghor se kia dekh rhe ho?



boy:tum mjhse ziada kha rhi ho "BHOOKI"..

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IRSHAD-E-NABVI(S.A.W.W) hai:

"1 waqt aye ga, jab Log Neki mein sharam or Burai

per Fakhar kren ge,Us waqt har tarah ki Asaish Muyaser ho gi,

Har Ghar me Nach Gana ho ga,

Log Mukhtalif Bemareon, Preshaneo me Mubtala hon ge,

Maa or Nokrani mein koi farq na hoga,

Log emaarten 1 dosry se onchi Bnaaen ge,

Ap S.A.W.W ne Farmaya k jab aisa waqat

aye ga tu kasrat se "Astaghfar" parna ye sb

se Mufeed Amal ho ga.
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"Sajjti"Rahy" "Khushiyon"Ki" "Mehfil"

"Har"Mehfil" "Khushi"Sy" "Suhani"Rahy"

"AAp"Zindgi"men" "itny"Khush" "Raho"K"

"Khushi"B"AAp"ki" "Deewani"Rahy"
"AAmeen"

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Aslam o Aliakum

KAABA pr GHELAF Eslye hy k pta chale

YE koi aam chez nhi Musalmano ka QIBLA hy

QURA'N PR GHELAF Eslye hy k pta chale

YE koi aam KITAB nhi ALLAH KI KITAB hy

Eslye Orat ko parde ka hukm hy, ta k pta chale

k ye koi aam Orat nhi Musliman Orat hy...
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India ki kisi B filam ka naam socho or us k agy

GANDHI G KI DHOTI ME...

Lga do phir hnsi pe Qabo pao

For example..

Hal chal.gandhi g ki dhoti me

Me hon na gandhi g ki dhoti me.

Dil waly dulhnya le jain gy gandhi G KI dhoti me,

legy raho munna bhai

ghandi g ki dhoti me,

kuch kuch hota he gandi g ki dhoti me,

aa ab loat chelein ghandi g ki dhoti me,

HATYAR gandi g ki dhoti me,

koi mil gya gandi g ki dhoti me,

kyun mza aya gandi g ki dhoti me.
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BEST Sms Of 1946......

























Koi Akal nu hath mar us wely Mobile hai nai C !
Bus aag lgi hondi Aa sms parhan di.'..

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Jis ghar ma Quran Pak ki tilawat hoti ha

wo ghar Aasman walo k liye aise chamakte ha

jaise zameen walo k liye aasman pe sitare chmakte ha...
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Light hai to jaldi se Geo news lagao suna ha k Katreena kaif mar gai he,




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Mujh per.
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i


looked




for


You
Up






Down


Left



Right



here




there


everywhere




just




to

say





ChAAAAAAA :-)
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Youn Galliyon Main Mujhe Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker

"Faraz"....

Mujhe Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain.
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Niche aap k liye DOSTI ka gift hai


























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danda hai,

sar per maar lain.

Msg karte nahin Gift chahiye..
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.."ZINDGI Key Safar Mein Koi Bhi Rasta Nahi Deta"..


.."ZAMEEN Waqif Nahi Banti Falak Saya Nahi Deta"..


.."KHUSHI Or Dukh Key Mausam Sab Key Apney Apney Hotey Hain"..


.."KISI Ko Apney Hissey Ka Koi Lamha Nahi Deta"..


.."UDASI Jis Key Dil Mein Ho Ussi Ki Neend Urti Hay"..


.."KISI Ko Apni Ankhon Sey Koi Sapna Nahi Deta"..


.."UTHANA Khud Hi Parta Hay Thaka Toota Badan Apna"..


.."Key Jab Tak Saans Chalti Hay Koi Kandha Nahi Deta".

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S u n e h r i Batain :

1) Jo shakhs Allah se darta h?i woh kabhi badla nahi layta.

2) Hasad karnay waala m?ut se pehle mar jaata hai.

3) Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay ghuss?y may na dekh lo.

4) Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan ki shifa hai.

5)Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna keh gham.

6)Sachai ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi, magar taseer meethi hai.

7)Azan k waqt khamosh rha kro ta k mout k waqt Kalma naseb ho
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GEO NEWS!
14/Aug/2020

Headline:

President OF Pakistan visited USA to help them.

Pakistan most peaceful land.

Pakistan won football World Cup 2020.

India begged Pakistan to forgive them and helped them in the war against Terrorism.

Pakistan is the Leader of Islamic World.

All the corrupt Politicans are killed.

OSAMA Killed in America by Pakistani Drone Attack.


1Rs= 80$.

Petrol= 18 Rs./Ltr

CNG= 14 Rs./kg

Gold= 5000 Rs./ 100 gram

Pakistan gave Million Ton Aata to UK,USA.

This all could happen if you support PRIME MINISTER

"Jehangir Qaisir"

as the FUTURE LEADER of Pakistan.
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SO gaye HO.

BHUL GAYE ?

CHALO UTHO ?

SUSU KAR KE SONA

( ".)
< )_, - - .
LL .,:,.

SHAHBAASH !

AB SO JAO...;-)

*~GOOD NIGHT~*

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"Achay

Logon

ki

aik

khubi

ye

bhi

hoti

hai

ke

Unhain

yaad

Rakhna

nahi

Parta

wo

yaad

Reh

jate

hein"

HAZRAT ALI(A.S)
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Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se lipat kar Faraz,





K lash khud uth kr boli,






lay tu mar ja sadi khair ae . .;-)
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Jab insan har kisi se chup k gunah karta hai

To ALLAH farmata hai,

"A Ibn-e-Aadam..

Tujhy Tamam rishton main sab se ziada main hi

haqeer nazar aaya k sab k dar se chup k gunah karna gwara kia,

Sirf Mujh "ALLAH" se chupana gawara na kia"

(Hadis e Qudsi)


Somtimes a small Msg can change The life.
Plz fwd...
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Laziness is our biggest enemy
(Allama Iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies
(Quaid e Azam)



"dasso hun banda kidi manney?":-)
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You know what angels do,

They take care of nice peoples,

When i ask to take care of you they refuse d

& said angles can not take care of angles
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The four hardest tasks on earth are=
1-To return love for hate

2-To include the excluded

3-To forgive without apology

4-To be able to say

I was wrong.

"Good Morning"
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"Ay DIL"
Uljhe huwe Haalaat ka Shikwa Na Kiya Kr,

Her Ek se Khushiyon ki Tamanna Na Kiya Kr,

So Baar Kaha Itni Mohabbat Nhi Achhi,

So Baar Kaha Itna Bharosa Na Kiya Kar,

Haalaat Humein Ek Kabhi hone Na deinge,

Aye Dost Mere, Meri Tamanna Na Kiya Kar,

Kya Jaane Ye Kis Morr pe le Jaye Zamaana humko,


Tu Mujh ko Kisi Pal bhi Aleheda Na Kiya Kar,

Mumkin he Kisi Roz Bichhar Jaon Achanak mai tujh sy,

Tu Mujhse Pyaar Itna Ziyada Na Kiya kr...
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Hum to Be jaan cheezon se bhi wafa karte hain

FRAZ....

Tuj mein to phir BHE meri jaan basTi hai...!!
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Lakhon chahne wale hon jis k

""""""saghar""""""

Wo kya mehsos kare ga ik hamari kami ko.
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IRSHAD-E-NABVI(S.A.W.W) hai:

"1 waqt aye ga, jab Log Neki mein sharam or

Burai per Fakhar kren ge,

Us waqt har tarah ki Asaish Muyaser ho gi,

Har Ghar me Nach Gana ho ga,

Log Mukhtalif Bemareon, Preshaneo me Mubtala hon ge,

Maa or Nokrani mein koi farq na hoga,

Log emaarten 1 dosry se onchi Bnaaen ge,

Ap S.A.W.W ne Farmaya

k jab aisa waqat aye ga tu kasrat se

"Astaghfar"

parna ye sb se Mufeed Amal ho ga.
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SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,
""""""""""
JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,
""""""""""
RASTA
Koi B Ho,
"""""""""
MUNZIL
Tum Hi Ho,
""""""""""
DUKH
Kitna Hi Ho,
""""""""""
KHUSHI
Tum Hi Ho,
""""""""""
ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,
"""""""""""
AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,
""""""""""
GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,
""""""""""
JAAN
¤Tum Hi Ho=)
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New Shararti SMS and other SMS

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Every walk of life will contain..

ups and downs,
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,
flowers and thorns,
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,
So my sincere advice to you is,
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,
,
,
,
,
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"Jutti paa k phirya karo"
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Kia

Aankhein

kia

Surat

Kia

Chehra

Aap

Ne

Paya

He

Jaise

Peeple

K

Darakht

Se

Bandar

Utar

Aya

He
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Bura Laga ?
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Ok Sorry
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Wapas Drakht Pr Chrh Jao.
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Do

U

know

larke

left

hand

or

larkiyaan

right

hand

me

watch

kiun

bandhti

hein?
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Gues ?
?
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?
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Socho ?
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Simple.
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Time dekhne k liye.:-)
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Hands Up
\('.')/
\I/
/\

Agar apni jaan pyari he to


To,



To,







To,






Khuda k liye HATH wapis niche karo,
Bohat smell A rhi he:->.....
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Utha le re Maula,

Utha Le..!
:
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Mere ko Nahein re,
:
:
:
:
Mere Dost ko Utha le..
:
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:
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Uper nahein re baba
So raha he
Neend Se utha le

"GOOD MORNING"
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a

ROSE

IS

ALWAYS

A

ROSE

EITHER

IT

IS

PLANTED

IN

A

GOLD

POT

OR

IN

A

MUD

SAME

WAY

U

WILL

ALWAYS

BE

MY

FRIEND
EITHER

U

R

IN

CENTRAL

JAIL

OR

IN

MENTAL

HOSPITAL.
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"Gramer"

Teachr to pathan:

"Seema Rozana Larkon Se Milti He"

Batao is jumle m Seema kia he ?

?
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Pathan:
"Seema Begerat He"
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Yeh jo "DIL"hota he na
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Yeh hamari body ki left side pe hota he :-)
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Press down for EID gift








































Dil karta he k kheinch k ek lagaoon

Aaj EID hi kia ?

Nahein na

to
Gift kaisa ? PAGAL.!
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1

sheikh

ne

apni

B.V

ka

sadqa

utara

he

15 Rs ka

Or

us

mein

85 dal kr

mobile

card

load kr leta he

B.v yeh kia ?

Sheikh:

sadqa

gharib

Govt

ko

gia

blnce

mere

pass

aa

gia.
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Humari taraf se

ap k ghar walon ko

ap ke nanko dadkon ko

sare wad waderon ko

ap k azezon reshtedaro ko

har neke wade ko

har chote mote ko

sub gawandiyon ko

sub chache phupiyon ko

dadpotray

dadpotriyon ko

sub maseon maseron ko

aap ki majh kate katiyon ko

wachi wachon ko

aap ke kukar kukeriyon ko

aap ke chuche chuchiyon ko

masjid k molvi ko

"good morning"

koi reh gia hove te mafi...!
==============================================
Life is like a novel

And

Every day is a new page..

So if a page is sad

Next will b happy..

So don't worry

Turn the page

And enjoy thwe life

Have a nice day.
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masroof he din raat usay waqt kahan he?

wo mujh se kare baat usay waqt kahan he

betabi-e-dil ka usay andaza nahein he

samjhe mere jazbaat usey waqat khaan he?

wo ponchay meri aankhon se behte huwe aansu

ae rang-e-barsat usay waqt kahan he?

bhoole se hi wo pochne aa jaye mera haal

ae gardish-e-halat usay waqt kahan he?

mojon mein tarapti huwi mein doob raha hoon

thame wo mera hath usay waqt kahan he?
==============================================
abi raat k diye jale hein

abi taron k karvaan chale hein

abi hawa ne aanchal lehraya he

abi chand ne chehra dikhaya he

kuch wasal ki bat hone do

chalo aadhi raat hone do

is dil ko beqarar hona he

tab aankh ne meri sona he

phir raat chale gi

baat chale gi

phir yadon ki baraat chale gi

phir yadon ki baraat chale gi

phir khawab nagar mein basera ho ga

phir subah tak koi mera ho ga...!
==============================================
Mirza Ghalib ka aik aur taza shair.

Wo bewafa he to kia huwa,

mat bura kaho usko,
.
.
.
.
.
Tum mujh se set ho jao,

Dafa karo usko:-)
==============================================
Main wafa ka konsa saleeka ikhtyar karoon

Galib

Usay yakeen ho jaye k mujhe wo har ek se pyarahe.
==============================================
Tum jante ho mujhe kia pasand he
Gulab
ki
mehk
raat
ki
chandni
sham ki udasi
December
ki
ratein
or
or
or
is MSG ka pehla Alfz.

==============================================
Mere wajood mein wafa ki roshni utar de,,,,

phir itna piyar de k mujhko chahton mein mar de,,,,

bohat udas hon tere pass anay ko,,,,,,,,

kuch aisi bat kar jo dil ko chain de qarar de,,,,,

suna he teri ek nazar sanwarti he zindgi ko,,,,,,

jo ho sake to meri zindgi sanwar de,,,,,
==============================================

Zauq-e-Deed Mein He Takleef sara'sar

Mohsin....!

Achhe Hein Hein Woh Log Jo Mohabat Nai Krte

==============================================
Toot jae na bharam hont hilaon kese

Haal jesa b he logo ko sunao kese

Khushk ankhon se bhi ashkon ki mehik aati he

Me tere gham ko zamane se chupaon kese

Tu hi bata meri yaadon ko bhulane wale

Me teri yaad ko is DIL se bhulaon kese

Phool hota to tere dar pe sajja b rehta

ZAKHM le kar teri dehleez par aaon kese

Tu rulata he to rula mujhe ji br k

Teri ANKHEIN hein meri Me in ko rulaon kese
==============================================
Tumhein Har Ghazal Mein Rakhna Mera Dastoor He Lekin

Sar-e-Mehfil Tere Charche Mujhe Ache Nhein Lgte

==============================================
Q Teri Khamoshi Mjhe Khamosh Kar Jati He

Q Teri Udaasi Mjhe Udaas Kar Jati He

Kiya Rishtah He Tera Or Mera

Jo Mjhe Teri Yaad Har Pal Beqrar Kar Jati He


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sher-e-fana hoon tere kis kam ka hoon

ek bujhta sa dia hoon tere kis kam ka hoon

tu rafaqat k liye or ksi ko chun l

mein to khud aabla pa hoon tere kis kaam ka hoon

tu b auron ki trah mujhse kinara kr le

sari duniya se bura hoon tere kis kam ka hoon
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gaya zamana bohat suhana

jo yaad aaon to lot aana

wo aankhon aankhon mein baat krna

wo baton baton mein raat katna

kabhi hasana kabhi rulana

jo yad aaon to lot aana

humein tumhari he justju he

tmhari chahat ki aarzu he

yeh bat kabhi to samjho

hmari chup mein b guftgu he

tum samj sako to hmein btana

jo yad aaon to lot aana

jo yad aaon to lot aana
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vaikh bandya...!


aasmaana te udd'day panchi

vaikh tay sahi keeh karde ne?

na oh karday rizq zakheersa

na oh bhukkay marde ne

kadi kisay ne pankh pakhero

bhukhe marde vaikhe nein?

bande hi karde rizq zakheera

bande hi bhukke marde ne...!

( baba bhule shah)
==============================================
kese bhol gya wo sth gzre hue dn,

lgta nhi tha dil uska mre bn,

doston se kaha krta tha wo b,

kya ye b jee sake ga mre bn,

mazaq bn jaya krta tha wo doston men

khd ko tnha smjhta tha wo mre bn,

usy hd dewangi kahon ya pagalpn,

tasawur me wo batein kya krta tha mre bn,

wo mosamon k badlne se drta nhi tha

pr baharon me murjha jaya krta tha mre bn,

ab aas toot gai us k aane ki,

lgta he wo jeena seekh gya he mre bn...!
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ghazal

wo mere paas he kia paas bulaoon usko

dil mein rehta he kahaan dhoondnein jaaon usko

aaj phir pehli mulaqaat se aaghaaz karon

aaj phir door se hi dekh ke aaon usko

qaid kar loon usay aankhon ke nihaan khaano mein

chahta hoon ke kisi se na miloon usko

usay dunia ki nigaahon se karon mein mehfooz

wo wahaan ho ke jahaan daikh na paaon usko

wo mujhe itni achi itni lagti he

*WASI*

kabhi gir jaaye to palkon se uthaon usko
==============================================

Wabasta TERI haiyaat se sabhi silsile hein

magar

meri zindgi hemukhtasir TERI DOSTI k liye.
==============================================
Ajeeb lagti he shaam kabhi kabhi...

Zindgi lagti he bejaan kabhi kabhi...

Samajh aye to mujhe b batana k ...

Kyon karti hein yaadein pareshan kabhi kabhi...

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Mithi Mithi khushbo he Gulab di,

Assi vi pochiye tabiyat janab di,

Sanu vi sunao gal apne khwab di,

kadi yaad vi kar lia kro.

Udeek rendi ae twade jawab di
==============================================
Ek Haqeeqat

Meri Rooh Niklne Wali Hogi

Meri Saans Bikharne Wali Ho Gi

Phir Daman Zindgi Ka Choote Ga

Dhaga Saans B Toote Ga

Phir WapisHam Na Aain Ge

Phir Ham Se Koi Na Roothe Ga

Phir Ankhon mein Noor Na Ho Ga

Phir Dil Gham Se Choor Na Hoga

Us Pal Tum Ham Ko Tham Lo Ge

Ham Se Dost Apna Mango Ge

Phir Ham Na Kuch B Bolen Ge

Ankhen B Na Kholen Ge

Us Pal Tum Ro DO Ge

"HUM KO TUM HAMESHA K LIYE KHO DO GE"
==============================================
Meri Kahani Mera Qissa Ho TUM

Meri Sansain Meri Duniya Ho TUM

Tumhen Kease Men Bhula Don,

Kese Dil Se Mita Don

Meri Hr Ik Saans Ka Hissa Ho TUM
==============================================
Dard-o-Gham k siva ishq me kia mila kuch nai.

jo tha kho baithe hasil hua kuch nai.

Mein ne likh k bheja tha kia lagta hoon tera?

Us ne likh k bhej diya kuch nai

Mein ne kaha ruk ja mar jaon ga tere bin.

Wo aise chal para jaise suna kuch nai.

Aj ek bazurg ki ankhein bhar aaein meri hatheli dekh kar

Phir us ne kaha teri lakiron mein he likha kuch nai.

Wo jo chala gia to mere pass...
Is veeran zindgi k siva kia bacha ?
Kuch nahein...!
==============================================
*Mera Roshan Kal*

Na me paas usko bula saka

Na me dil ki baat bata saka

Wo hansi hansi me hi chal dia

K mein hath tak na mila saka

U hi sochta raha door tak

Magar usko kuch na bata saka

Ye muqam hi tha ajeeb sa

K mein khud ko b na bacha saka

Wo juda hova to kuch is tarah

Koi rasam tak na nibha saka

Usay jana tha wo chala gia


Usay aaj tak na bhula saka
==============================================
Tanha tanha lagta he aadhi raat ka

"POORA CHAND"

Dil se batein karta he aadhi raat ka

"POORA CHAND"

Tere piyar mein khoye hum

Teri khatir roye hum

Dekh k aksar hansta he aadhi raat ka

"POORA CHAND"

Such ye he k tu paraaya he

Phir b dil bhar aya he

Baat meri kab sunta he aadhi raat ka

"POORA CHAND"

Ik din thi tanhai boht

Yaad tumhari aayi boht

Bilkul tum sa lagta he aadhi raat ka

"POORA CHAND"
==============================================
Ret par Likh ke mera naam mitaya na karo

Ankhen sach bolti hein piyar chupaya na karo

Log har baat ka afsana bana lete hein

Sab ko halaat ki rudaad sunaya na karo

Ye zaroori nahein har shaks maseeha hi ho

Pyar ke zakhm amanat hein dekhaya na karo

Shehr-e-ehsas mein pathar bahat hein

"MOHSIN"

Dil ko sheeshe ke jharonko mein sajaya na kro
==============================================
Hum tasawur mein tujhe pas bula k roye

Tere hath ko seene se laga k roye

So baar pukara tumhein shab-e-tanhai mein

Aur her bar tujhe paas na paa k roye.
==============================================
Raat aankhon mn dhali palkon pe jugno aaye

Hm hawaon ki tarah jakr use chu aaye

Uska dil dil nhi pathar ka kaleja hoga

Jis ko phoolon ka hunar aanso ka jado aaye

Be gyi he mry ehsas mn ye kesi mehak

Koi khushbo mn lagaon tri khushbho aaye

Khobsurt hn boht duniya k Jhoote waade

Phool kagaz k liye kaanch k baazo aaye

Usne chu kr mjhe pathar se phir insaan kiya

Mudaton baad mri aankhon mn aanso aaye
==============================================
Badshah ne apne wazir ko ek angothi di aor kaha

Is

Par

Aisa

Jumla

Likho

Jis

Ko

Men

Agar

Ghum

Men

Dekhon

To

Khush

Ho

Jaon

Aor

Agar

Khushi

Mein

Dekhon

To

Ghamzada

Ho

Jaon

Wazir ne likha
"Ye waqat guzar jaye ga"

==============================================
Us ne muj se pucha

kia had he teri MOHABBAT ki ?

Mein ne kaha

Suno

Mere Ham-nawa

MOHABBAT ki koi had nahi hoti

Jo hadon me reh jaye

Wo MOHABBAT nhi hoti
==============================================
Kab

"AOO"

ge

jab

"INTIZAR"

mein

"AANKHEIN"

"PATHER"

ho

"JAEIN"

gi,,,

Jab "PIYARE" se "LAB" "MURJHA" jaein ge,,,

Jab "DARD" had se "GUZAR" jaye ga,,,

Jab "JISAM"se "JAAN NIKAL" jaye gi,,,

Jab "LOOG" kafan "PEHNA" dein ge,,,,

Jab "MATI" mein "DAFNA" dein ge,,,

Qabar "PAR PHOOL" charha dein ge,,,

Chand "AANSOO" bhi "BAHA" dein ge,,,,
Tab

"MAT"

aana

"BEWAFA"

Hazaron

"GHUM"

mein

ek

"GHUM"

or

"SAHI"


==============================================
\.~'~./
--~ @_@ ~--
--~ ~ ~--
/'~,~'\
Hi,

i m >SUN<


&

SPECIALY

RISE

THROUGH

UR

INBOX

TO

SAY

U

**GOOD MORRNING**
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SMS new sms

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S
O
R
R
Y

A Special SORRY 4 U!

Plz Excuse my all mistakes B4 END of 2009..




$ Get ready in 2010






4New mistakes! ;-)

Becoz I can't b changeed:-)
==============================================
Mere

dost

agar

2009 mein ab tak mujhse koi ghalti hoi ho

ya

meri
koi baat

apko

buri lagi ho






tu



jo kr skte ho kr lo

mein

2010

mein bhi baaz nhi aoun ga.
==============================================
Allah

kisi

ko

mobile

na

de

agar

de

to

us

me

sms

ka

system

na

de

system

de

to

balance

na

de

agar

balance

de

to

kam

se

kam

2, 4 sms

karne

ka

hosla

de

*Aameen*
==============================================
jab
b
kisi
ko
kanjoosi
ka
aiward
dia
jaiga
tu
sab
se
pehle
ap
ka
naam
lia
jaiga
ghalti
se
b
sms
nahi
karna
warna
aiward
hath
se
chala
jaiga
==============================================

Aaj
Newspaper
mein
parha
k
doston
ko
sMs
karne
se
dil
ki
bimari
ho
sakti
he
To
aaj
se

BAND









Kia sMs ?










Nahi yaar!
NEWSPAPER.
==============================================
Yadon ki keemat woh kia jane

Joyadon ko mita dia krte hein

Yadon ka matlab tum unse pocho

Jo yadon k sahare jiye krte hein..
==============================================
PAKISTAN...


2ND LARGEST SALT MINE
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STILL BEGGING FROM IMF!


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3 NUCLEAR REACTORS
5 RIVERS

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STILL 40% HARDLY GET FOOD


THINK!

CAN PAKISTAN BE A WORLD POWER TODAY?


SPREAD
AWARENESS
FOR
THE CHANGE..!
==============================================
Hamesha

Muskrao

Q K

Apki

Muskrahat

BOHAT

Dilkash

Or

Piyari

He

Hans
K
Dikhao

,,//,,
(@..@)
(<....>)
i i
Oye Hoye
Loot Liya
Zalim!!!
==============================================
Tusi mere dil di dharkan wich vs gaye O!




...vs gaye O g
...vas gaye O




Oouoouoh.....!





Zara side maaro meri saah di naali vich phas gaye O!
==============================================
Lipti rhi wajod se khoshbu tmam rat

Aata rha he yad mujhe woh tmam rat

Us ne barekhalos se mangi thi roshni

Girte rahe makaan pe jugnu tmam rat

Rota rha woh aap hi apne naseeb pr

Apne gale mein dal k baazu tmam rat

Fursat na thi tabeeb ko apne hi kaam se

Peete rahe mareez bhi ansu tmaan raat
==============================================
~*"Mile uljhano se fursat tozara dil se poch lena"*~

~*"Kya dosti yehi he fursaton mein yaad karna"*~
==============================================
Meri mohabat mere jazbat sirf TUM se hein

Dekho meri kaainat sirf TUM se he

Oron se pochne ka mein haq nahein rakhta

Mere sawalat mere jawabat sirf TUM se hein

TUM ko maloom hi nahi meri tanhai ka dukh

Meri sochein mere khayalat sirf TUM de hein

TUM saath ho to muqadar pe hakumat apni

Mere har rishte ki sougat sirf TUM se he

Gar kabhi bikhar jaon to samait lena mujh ko

He mukmal jo meri zaat sirf TUM se he
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?"""? ?"""?
? ?,/\,? ISH YOU
?_____/\_______?


?"""?___?"""?
? HAPPY
?___?"""?___?

Beautiful
G(^_^)(^_^)D
M(^_^)RNING...!
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WASI SHAH
Aankhon Se Mere Is Lye LAALI Nai Jati

Yaadon Se Koi Rat Jo Khali Nai Jati.

Mange Agr Jan Bhi To Hans Ke Tjhe De Dein

Tri To Koi Baat Bhi Taali Nai Jati

Aae Koi Aa Kr Yeh Tra Dard Smbhalae

Hm Se To Ye Jageer Smbhali Nai Jati

Hmraah Tre Jo Phool Khilati Thi Dil Men

Ab Sham Wohji Dard Se Khaali Nahi Jati

Hm Jan Se Jayenge Tbhi Bat Bane Gi

Tjh Se To Koi Raah Nikaali Nai Jati.
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Funny SMS, urdu SMS

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==============================================
Sincere apology;
if
u
do'nt
like
any
of
my
sms
and
do'nt
like
to
read
or
if
my
msgs
disturb
U
Then plz do'nt hesitate,
Feel
free
2
threw
uor
mobile
out......
==============================================
Messages are not for time pass;
they
silently
say
i
am
thinking
of
u
right
now
&
also
making
u
think
of me
for
a
moment
then
u
may
again
forget
me..............

==============================================
Finally..!

Hum uth gaiy hein

To jis jis nein humein good morning kehna he

woh line mein ajaiy

kinly ek dusre ko dhaka mat dein

3 baje tak darshan honge.
==============================================
NO VISITS...
NO CALLS...
NO SMS...
NO LETTERS...
NO MISCALLS...
I AM WORRIED...
?
?
?
?
?
SONIYO VIAH TE NAI KAR LITA......:-<
==============================================
ZALIL HONEY KA SABSE ASAAN TARIQA..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
UF TUBA !!!!
ZALIL HONE KA KITNA SHOQ HE K TARIQA DHUNDA JA RAHA HE..!

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WO SUBHA SUBHA NAHI WO SHAM SHAM NAHI

JIS MIEN TERI YAAD TERA NAAM NAHI

WO DIN DIN NAHI WO RAAT RATT NAHI

JIS MAY TERA ZIKAR TERI BAAT NAHI

WO KHAWAHISH KHAWAHISH NAHI WOEHSAS EHSAS NAHI

JIS MAY TERI TAMANNA TERI AAS NAHI

WO MAUT MAUT NAHI WO ZINDAGI ZINDGI NZHI

JIS MAY TERA PYAR TERA SATH NAHI
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FRIENDSHIP OPENS MANY DOORS

EACH WITH A DIFFRENT VIEW

BUT

NONE

COULD BE MORE BEAUTIFUL VIEW

THAN THE DOOR THAT LEADS TO

U......
==============================================
ANKHON MIEN KOI KHWAB SJAYA NI KRTE

HUM KHUD KO ANDHERON MIEN GIRAYA NI KRTE

KHWAHISH KI TRA DIL MIEN CHUPA LETE HIEN

TM KO ASHKON KI TRA ANKH MIEN LAYA NI KRTE

HUM AHL E JNOON JANSE GUZR JATE HIEN

LEKUN

JO DIL PE LGE ZKHM DIKHAYA NI KRTE

MUDT SE UDASI KA TSALSAL NI TOOTA

HMKOI B TEHWAR MNAYA NI KRTE

DIL DRD SE BHR JAYE MGR

US KI GLI MIEN HM BETH K RO LETE HIEN JAYA NI KRTE

MOSAM KI TRA TM TO PALT AAO GE

LEKIN

HM WQT HIEN PHIR LOT K AYA NAHI KARTE
==============================================
KUCH KHUD B THAY AFSURDASE

KUCHTUMB HUM SE ROOTH GAE

KUCH KHUD HI ZAKHAM K AADI THAY

KUCH SHEESHAY HATH SE CHOOT GAE

KUCH KHUD B THAY HASSAAS BOHT

KUCH APNE MUQADER ROOTH GAE

KUCH TUMKO SACH SE NAFRAT THI

KUCH HUM SE NA BOLY JHUT GAE

KUCH LOGO NE UKSAYA TMEN

KUCH APNE MUQADR PHOOT GAE

KUCH KHUD ITNAY MOHTAAT NA THAY

KUCH LOG B HUM KO LOOT GAE

KUCH TALKH HAQAIQ THEY ITNAY

K KHWAB HI SARE TOOT GAE
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KABHI YOUN B TO HO
DARYA KA SAHIL HO
POORAY CHAND KI RAAT HO

AUR TUM AAO....
KABHI YOUN BTO HO
PARION KI MAHFIL HO
KOI BAAT TUMHARI HO

AUR TUM AAO ........
KABHI YOUN B TO HO
SOONI HAR MANZIL HO
KOI NA MERAY SATH HO

AUR TUM AAO .......
KABHI YOUN B TO HO
YE BAADAL AISA TOOT K
BARSAY MERAY DIL KI TARAH
MILNEY KO TERA DIL BHI TARSAY

AUR TUM AAO.......

KABHI YOUN B TO HO
TANHAI HO DIL HO
BOONDAIN HON BARSAT HO

AUR TUM AAO.........
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Hamain
to
'sms'
ne
loota.....
"call"
mein
kahan
dum
tha....
meray
"sms"
wahan
pohchay....
jahan
"balance"
kam
tha......:-)

==============================================

yaadoon
me
aap
ki
har
baat
rahegi
zindgi
aap
ki
muhabbt
se
abaad
rahe
gi
chahe
bhula
den
zamane
ko
hum
par
aap
ki
ye
pyari
si
dosti
hamesha
yaad
rahe
gi
==============================================
baywak_f


_lloo

st_pid


d_ffer


every thing is incomplete without "u"
==============================================
srdar was travilling in pia

air hostess came 2 him & said:

aapko pia ka mahool kaisa laga??

sardar

bilkul ghar jaisa

ghar mein b mujhe koi munh nahein lagata
==============================================
ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya

zindagi bhar jine ki qasam de gaya

lakhoon phooloon me ek phool chuna humne

jo kanteo se gehri chuban de gaya
==============================================
SWEETOO!!

MAMA PAPA DI JAAN...

SADEY WAL V KARO DHIYAN...

ASI BOHAT HAN PARESHAN...

TAWADAYWALLON NA KOI BELL NA KOI SMS DA NISHAAN...

KITHEY O MERI JAAN!!
==============================================
D SE DOSTI
D SE DUSHMANI
D SE DIL
D SE DARD
D SE DIWANGI
D SE DILLAGI
PER
D SE ITNE DUR NA HO JANA KI
D SE DUM HI NA NIKAL JAE SAMJHE
D SE DEAR FRIEND
==============================================
EK SADAR KO PURI RAAT MACHARO NE BUHAT PARESHAN KIA

USKA DIMAAG GHOOMA SARDAR NE ZEHAR PEE LIYAA

AUR BOLA AB KAATO SAALO SAB KE SAB MAROGE
==============================================
TEACHER

I KILL A PERSON "CONVERT THIS SENTENCE INTO FUTURE TENSE."

SARDAR

THE FUTURE TENS IS "YOU WILL GO TO JAIL"
==============================================
MUSKRATY HAI HUM TU

NADAN LOG YE SAMJTY HAI

K

HAMEIN ADAT HAI MUSKRANE KI

MAGAR WO YE NAHI SAMJY

YE BHI EK AADA HE

ANSO CHOPANE KI
==============================================

UNIVERSTY KI CORRIDOR MEIN AJAB KHEL HOTA HE

CLASS KE BAHANE DILON KA MAIL HOTA HE

NOTES KI JAGAH LOVE SALE HOTA HE

IS LYE PAPPU HER SAAL FAIL HOTA HE
==============================================
TAMAM GHAM BHOOL JANE KO JI KARTA HE

AB EK BAR MUSKRANE KO JI KARTA HE

BOHAT JI LIYE YADON KE SAHARE

AB TERE PASS AANE KO JI KARTA HE...
==============================================
DUNIYA MEIN RAH K SAPNO MEIN KHO JAO

KISI KO APNA BANA LO YA KISI K HO JAO

AGAR KUCH B NAHI HOTA TO
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CHADDAR OR TAKIYA LO OR SO JAO..!
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SHAYTAN

ASSOCIATION INVITES

ALL MEMBERS FOR THE ANNUAL MEETING

TO DISCUS THEIR VACATION OF THE MONTH OF RAMZAN

SO

UR ATTENDEANCE

AS A SENIOR MEMBER IS REQUIRED
==============================================
KOI TO HOTA

MEIN JS K DIL KI KITAB BANTA

MEIN JISKI CHAHAT KA KHAWAB BANTA

MEIN HIJR K MAUSAM KI LAMBI RATON MEIN YAD BAN K AZAB BANTA

KOI TO HOTA

JO MERI KHWAHISH MEIN UTH K RATOON KO KHOOB ROTA

DUKHON KI CHADAR LAPAIT KAR HAJOM E DUNYA SE DOUR HOTA

MEIN ROTH JATA MANATA MUJH KO K CHAHEY MERA QASOOR HOTA

KOI TO HOTA

MEIN JIS K ITNA QAREEB HOTA NA PAS KOI RAQEEB HOTA

MEIN UTNA USKA HABEEB HOTA

YEH SILSILA BHE AJEB HOTA

KOI TO HOTA
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NIGAHOON KO NIGAHOON SE MILLA KAR TO DEKHO

DIL KI BAAT AIK BAR BATA KAR TO DEKHO

SAB KAREEB AAIN GE TERE

AIK HAFTA LAGATAR NAHA KAR TO DEKHO....:-)
==============================================

EK SAPNA KISI APNE SE MILNA

EK ITTEFAQ AAPKA HUMARI ZINDGI MEIN AANA

EK HAQIQAT AAP SE DOSTI KARNA

AUR

EK TAMANNA DOSTI KO ZINDGI BHAR NIBHANA....
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ANA KI BAT HE VARNA !

MUHABBAT AB BHI BAQI HE

TUJE MERI MUJHE TERI ZARURAT AB B BAKI HE

WO FASANE JO MERE NAAM SE MANSOOB HOWE

IN FASANO ME TERI BAT AB B BAQI HE
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PEHLA SA WO KHALOS WO ULFAT NAHEIN RAHI

AB DOSTON MEIN RASM E ULFAT NAHEIN RAHI

MUDAT SE MERI YAAD SE GAFIL HEIN

MERE DOST SHAYED AB UN KO MERI ZARURAT NAHEIN RAHI
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AISA NAHEIN K TUJH SE MOHABAT NAHEIN HAMEIN

GHUM ROZ ROZ SEHNE KI AADAT NAHEIN HAMEIN

HAR BAR TERE SAMNEIN SR KO JHUKA LIA

AUR PHIR BHI DEKH TUJH SE SHIKAYAT NAHEIN HUMEIN

TU YE IETBAR KR K TUJHE CHATY HEIN

HUMTERE SIWA KISI KI B CHAHAT NAHEIN HUMEIN

HUM JANTE HEIN K TU B HE TANHA HAMARE BIN

AURON SE POCHENE KI ZAROORAT NAHEIN HUMEIN

TU QATTAL B KRO TU AIEN GE TERE PASS

DEKH TERE BAGAIR RAHNE KI AADAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
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DIL WOHI REHTE HEIN

JAZBAT BADAL JATE HEIN

SOCHNE WALO K ANDAZ BADAL JATE HEIN

WOH JO DETE THE HAR BAR PE HAWAALA MERA

AB MERE ZIKR PE BAAT BADAL JATE HEIN
==============================================
JIN KI AANKHEIN AANSUON SE NAM NAHEIN

KIA SAMJHTE HO UNHEIN KOI GAM NAHEIN ?

TUM TARAP KR RO DETE TO KIA HUA ?

GAM CHUPA K B HASNE WALY KM NAHEIN!!!!
==============================================
Q HR BAR MOSUM KI TRAH BADAL JATE HO

HR NAYE DIN HAMARA DIL DUKHATE HO

YE BAT SUN KR HAMARI ROH TAK KAMP GAI

AE DOST

TUM MASJIDON SE CHAPAL OR LOTE CHURATE HO????????
==============================================
Things to take note of when you sleep

1st-miss me

2nd-think of me

3rd-hug me

4rth-love me

Now close your eyes try to sleep and be prepared to dream of me....!
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A
RAIN
DROP
MAY
LUK
2
SMAL
TO
EYES
BUT
SOMEWHER
A
THIRSTY
FLOWER
AWAITS
ITS
FALL
A
SMALL
SMS
MAY
LUK 2
SMALL
BUT
IT
MEANS
SOME1
SOMEWHERE
REMEMBERZ U!
==============================================
U KNOW
I CAN SEE U
IN MY HANDS
WHENEVER
I JION THEM 4 PRAYER
UR FACE IS 1 OF THOSE WHO LIVE IN MY HEART
BCOZ
THS RELATION IS FROM HEART TO HEART!
==============================================

I LOVE YOU

SEND THIS MSG

TO 100 GIRLS N WIN
A FREE TRIP TO UR NEAREST
POLICE STATION

IN
LUXURY JEEP

REHNA

KHANA

N

BODY MASSAGE

FREE

SO HURR UP.;)
==============================================

*BUMPER OFFER*

SEND ME SMS & WIN 10 LAKH KI CAR KA PHOTO

29" TV KA BOX

MALYSIA JANE WALE PLANE KO TATA KRNE KA MOQA

&

MERE SATH DINR WOH BHI AAP K GHAR;-)

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MUJHE GALE SE LAGA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN

GAM E JAHAAN SE CHODA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN

YEH INTZAR KA DUKH AB SAHA NAHEIN JATA

TARP RAHI HE MOHABAT RAHA NAHEIN JATA

TUM AAPNE PAS B0LA LO BOHT USAS HOON MEIN

HER EK SAANS MEIN MILNE KI PIYAS PALTI HE

SOLAG RAHA HE BADAN AUR ROH JLTI HE

BACHA SAKO TO BCHA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN

BHATAK CHUKA HOON BOHT ZINDGI KI RAHOON MEIN

MUJHE AB AA KE CHUPA LO TUM APNI BAHOON MEIN

MERA SAWAL NA TALO BOHAAT UDAAS HOON MEIN

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MUJH SE NAFRAT KI AJUB RAH NIKALI USNE

HASTA BASTA GHAR KAR DIA KHALI USNE

MERE DIL K GHAR KI RIWAYAT SE WO KHOB WAQIF THA

JUDAI MANG LI BUN KE SAWALI USNE

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NA MILE KISI KA SATH TO HUM KO YAAD KARNA

TANHAI JO SATAYE TO HUM SE BAAT KARNA

KHUSHIAN BAATNE KO TUM DOST HAZAR RAKHNA

GHUM BATANA HO TO HUMKO YAAD KARNA

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OYE

DOSTA

LOHA WAICH

RADDI WAICH

TEEN DABA WAICH

PLASTIC DI JUTTIAN WAICH

SHOPING BAG WAICH

PURANI KHALI BOTLAN WAICH

KUCH V WAICH BALANCE DALWA TE SMS PEJH....!

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DAR KO BHI AB DARD HONE LAGA HE

DARD SEENE MEIN CHUP KAR RONE LAGA HE

NA ROYE HUM KABHI DARD KO DEKH KAR PAR

AB DARD HUMEIN DEKH KAR RONE LAGA HE

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UMEED KI KASHTI KO DOBOYA NAHEIN KARTE

SAHIL AGAR DUR HO TO ROYA NAHEIN KARTE

RAKHTE HEIN JO DIL MEIN TARAP KISI KI

WOH LOG TO RAATON KO BHI SOYA NAHEIN KARTE

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DOOR REHTE HO DOORI KA EHSAS DILATE HO!

ADAEIN DIKHA K CHERA CHUPATE HO

KITNA B CHUPA LO HUM JAAN GAE HEIN

AAP SEHRI MEIN PIPA BAJA K LOGO KO JAGATE HO
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AOA!
CAN I STAY HERE IN YOUR
"INBOX"
&
WAIT UNTIL
28-11-2009
SO I'LL BE THE FIRST
TO
GREET
"U"
&
WISH
"U"
"HAPPY EID MUBARAK"
==============================================
AAP PE KHATAM SARI DOSTI Ho GI

PHIR NA KISI PE YEH INAYT HO GI

KUCH IS TARAH SE KARENGY YAD AAP KO

NA AAP KO SHIKWA HOGA NA ZAMANE KO SHIKAYAT HOGI
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ALWAYS
SMILE
OK
BECAUSE
YOUR SMILE
IS SO CAPTIVATING
AND
SO NICE
SHOW ME
A SAMPLE


,,//,,
(@ . . @)
(._____,)
) (

OYE HOYE
SO CUTE.
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KAB HUI PYAR KI BARSAT MUJHE YAD NAHI

KHOF MEIN DOBI MULAQAT YAD NAHI

MEIN TO MADHOSH THA

KUCH ITNA USKI CHAHAT MEIN

USNE KAB CHOR DIA SATH MUJHE YAD NAHEIN
==============================================

FREE BREAKFAST

FREE LUNCH

FREE DINNER

FREE TEA

JUST VISIT

"DATA DARBAR"

AND ENJOY UNLIMITED OFFERS
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GHUM KE SANJOG MUJHE ACHE LAGTE HEIN

UMAR BHAR K ROG MUJHE ACHE LAGTE HEIN

KOI WADA WAFA NA KRNA MUJH SE

MUJHE BEWAFA LOG BOHAT ACHE LAGTE HEIN
==============================================

DOSTI KA SAFAR LAMBA HE TU KIA HUA ?
*
*
*
THORA AAP CHALO THORA HUM CHALIEN

AUR PHIR

ZIDGI YUNHI GUZAR JAYE GI
==============================================

EID IS WONDERFUL

"DAY"

"2PRAY"

"2LOVE"

"2CARE"

"2SMILE"

"2RELAX"

& 2 THANK ALLAH 4ALL HE GIVES TO US

EID MUBARAK
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CHAHE GUSA KARO

CHAHE GALIA NIKALO

CHAHE SIR PITO

CHAHE CEL TOR DO

CHAHE GHAR KA SAMAN BKHER DO

CHAHE JO MARZI KARO

HUM TO AJ HI

EID MUBARAK KAHEIN GE

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.
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Latest text messages

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"skin"

k liye

"orang"

ka juice

"jigar"

k liye

"anar"

ka juice

"sehat"

k liye

"apple"

ka juice


or

"khush"

rehne k liye

"SMS"

kiya karo

"YAAR"

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Aap ka agala saal kesa guzre ga ?

SELLECT FAN:

1-GFC

2-MILLAT

3-PAK

4-ROYAL

5-ASIA

Jo marzi pankha choose karlo

Apka saal hath wale pankhe k sath hi guzre ga;)
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Click down

If u

MISS ME.











Ohh it means u miss me.












WoW.. U miss me alot








U really miss me..









Chal bus v kar hun
ki mobile vichon nikal aawana?;_)
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kabi jo waqat aa jaye

tmhen muj se bichrna ho

tmhen wady se phirna ho

tu beshak dair mat krna

mjy naraz kr dena

tm apna rukh bdal lena

tm apni simt chal dena

mgr jb lot k aao

tmhen mitti k teelay pr

mn shayad na dikhaai dun

mgr hairaan mat hona

wahin do chaar qadmon pr

mazaar-e-bekraan ho ga

wahan ek phool rkh dena

or ek shama jala dena

or apna rukh bdal lena
==============================================
lo samait lo meri kirchian..

merey haq mein koi dua karo ..

mujhe manziloon ki talash he..

mere sath tum bhi chala karo..

mujhe zindgi se mila he kia ?

mujhe zindgi ne diya he kia ?

dar-o-baam sab hi ujar gaye..

mere sath "TUM TO WAFA KARO"
==============================================

ab teri yaad se wehshat nai hoti mujh ko

zakhm khulty hein aziyat nai hoti mujh ko

ab koi aye chala jaye mein khush rehta hn.

ab kisi shakhs ki aadat nai hoti mujh ko

aisy badla hon tere shehr ka pani pi kar

jhoot bolun to nidamat nai hoti mujh ko

hai amanat me khyanat so kisi ki khatir

koi marta hai to hairat nai hoti muj ko

itna masroof hon jeene ki hawas mein ! ~MiR~

saans lene ki b ab fursat nahi hoti muj ko
==============================================
Be nam musafir hoon be nam safar mera

kis rah nikal jaon kuch keh nahi sakta..

Benam meri manzil benam thikana hai

kis dar pay mein ruk jaon kuch keh nai sakta..

iss paar to roshan ha sara mera rasta

Us paar andera ho kuch keh nahi sakta..

Tinkay ki tarah mein bhi beh jaon samandar mein

Mil jay ga kinara kuch keh nahi sakta..

Mil jay gi tabeer mere khawaboon ki aik din

Yeh khawab bikhar jayein kuch keh nahein sakta!

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Mein tera muntzir hoon mujhe muskra k mil

Kab tak tujhe talash karon ab aa k mil

Yun mil k phir judai ka lamha na aa saky

Jo darmiyan mein he sabhi kuch mita k mil

Ye kya k hum milein bhi aur mulaqat bhi na ho

Seenay say mat laga mujhe dil se laga k mil
==============================================


Yeh waraq waraq teri dastaan

Ye sabaq sabaq tere tazkre!

Mein karon tu kese karon alag?

Tujhe zindgi ki kitab say?
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Anso
ko
bohat
samjaya
K
tanhai
mein
AYA
kro
mehfil
mein
hamara
mazak
na
urwaya
kro
is
par
anso
tarap
k
bola
itne
logo
mein apko
tanha
paya
is
liye
chala
AYA..
==============================================

Agood frnd

not easy to obtain..

Once obtained

Difficult to maintain ...


Once lost

Impossible to

regain..


Morel:-
.
.
.
.
.
Menu sambal kay rakho kambakhto:-)
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Modatton
Baad
Mila
To
Mera
Naam
Poochliya


"Mohsin"


Bichartay
Waqatj
Us
Ne
Kaha
Tha
Tum
Boht
Yaad
Aao
Ge...!
==============================================

1 paagal dusre pagal se .

Tum kis din peda hue?

2nd paagal itwaar ko.

1st paagal mujhe ullu mat bana

itwaar ko to chuti hoti he..!
==============================================
Sagar
Se
keh
do
k
apni
mojein
sambhal
kar
rakhe


"wasi"


zindgi
mein
toofan
laane
k
liye
be-wafa
hi
bohat
hein
==============================================
kuch
log
meri
dunya
mein
khushbu
ki
tarah
hein


"mohsin"


mehsoos
to
hote
hein
dikhaai
nahi
daite....
==============================================
life has 5 starz...

kind star is

*.*mother*.*

action star is

*father*

ultimate star is

*teacher*

top star is

*lover*

&

the super star is

*friend*
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1 danishvar ka 'qaol'he

k

1 aqalmand se baat karna

1 mahine tak kitabein parhne se behtar he

to aaj mein free hoon

jab jee chahe aap call kr skte hein...!
==============================================
"WASSI SHAH"

dil ki chokhat pe jo ik deepb jala rkha he

tere lot aane ka imkan saja rkha he...

saans tk bhi nhi lete hein tujhe sochte waqat

hmne is kaam ko bhi kal pe utha rakha he

roth jate ho to kuch or hasseen lgte ho

hmne yeh soch k hi tm ko khafa rkha he

tm jise rota huwa chor gaye the ik din

hmne us shaam ko seene se lga rkha he..!

chain lene nhi deta yeh kisi tarah b mujhe

teri yadon ne jo toofan utha rkha he...
==============================================
Sookhe

hontoon

pe

hi

hoti

hein

methi

baatein


"SAQI"


Piyaas

jab

bhuj

jaaye

to

lehje

badal

jate

hein...!
==============================================
Her

kisi

k

muqadar

mein

kahan

ye

piyaar

bhari

mahfilein


"MoHSIN"


kuch

log

to

peida

hi

hote

hein

tanhayi

k

liye...!
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Tum se mangi he mohbt na wafa mangi he

Hum ne to faqat dosti ki intha mangi he

Tu jahan b rahe sada khush rahe

Hum ne ro ro k khuda se dua mangi he
==============================================
Aao udas raton me

dil ki basti me aa k dekho

har aik rasta har ek daricha

tumhari chaht ka muntazir he

falak se takta he chand tum ko

sitare tum ko bula rahe hein

tumhari amad k muntazir hein

mujhe yaqeen he

tumhare dil mein

gaye dino k khayal hein kuch

naye safar k malal hein kuch

nai ruton k sdawal hein kuch

agar

yeh sach he to meri mano

purane raston pe loat aao.

tumhari amad ka koi muntzir he
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Sincere apology;
if
u
do'nt
like
any
of
my
sms
and
do'nt
like
to
read
or
if
my
msgs
disturb
U
Then plz do'nt hesitate,
Feel
free
2
threw
uor
mobile
out......
==============================================
Messages are not for time pass;
they
silently
say
i
am
thinking
of
u
right
now
&
also
making
u
think
of me
for
a
moment
then
u
may
again
forget
me..............

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Finally..!
Hum uth gaiy hein
To jis jis nein humein good morning kehna he
woh line mein ajaiy
kinly ek dusre ko dhaka mat dein
3 baje tak darshan honge.
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NO VISITS...
NO CALLS...
NO SMS...
NO LETTERS...
NO MISCALLS...
I AM WORRIED...
?
?
?
?
?
SONIYO VIAH TE NAI KAR LITA......:-<
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ZALIL HONEY KA SABSE ASAAN TARIQA..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
UF TUBA !!!!
ZALIL HONE KA KITNA SHOQ HE K TARIQA DHUNDA JA RAHA HE..!

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WO SUBHA SUBHA NAHI WO SHAM SHAM NAHI
JIS MIEN TERI YAAD TERA NAAM NAHI
WO DIN DIN NAHI WO RAAT RATT NAHI
JIS MAY TERA ZIKAR TERI BAAT NAHI
WO KHAWAHISH KHAWAHISH NAHI WOEHSAS EHSAS NAHI
JIS MAY TERI TAMANNA TERI AAS NAHI
WO MAUT MAUT NAHI WO ZINDAGI ZINDGI NZHI
JIS MAY TERA PYAR TERA SATH NAHI
==============================================
FRIENDSHIP OPENS MANY DOORS
EACH WITH A DIFFRENT VIEW
BUT
NONE
COULD BE MORE BEAUTIFUL VIEW
THAN THE DOOR THAT LEADS TO
U......
==============================================
ANKHON MIEN KOI KHWAB SJAYA NI KRTE
HUM KHUD KO ANDHERON MIEN GIRAYA NI KRTE
KHWAHISH KI TRA DIL MIEN CHUPA LETE HIEN
TM KO ASHKON KI TRA ANKH MIEN LAYA NI KRTE
HUM AHL E JNOON JANSE GUZR JATE HIEN
LEKUN
JO DIL PE LGE ZKHM DIKHAYA NI KRTE
MUDT SE UDASI KA TSALSAL NI TOOTA
HMKOI B TEHWAR MNAYA NI KRTE
DIL DRD SE BHR JAYE MGR
US KI GLI MIEN HM BETH K RO LETE HIEN JAYA NI KRTE
MOSAM KI TRA TM TO PALT AAO GE
LEKIN
HM WQT HIEN PHIR LOT K AYA NAHI KARTE
==============================================
KUCH KHUD B THAY AFSURDASE
KUCHTUMB HUM SE ROOTH GAE
KUCH KHUD HI ZAKHAM K AADI THAY
KUCH SHEESHAY HATH SE CHOOT GAE
KUCH KHUD B THAY HASSAAS BOHT
KUCH APNE MUQADER ROOTH GAE
KUCH TUMKO SACH SE NAFRAT THI
KUCH HUM SE NA BOLY JHUT GAE
KUCH LOGO NE UKSAYA TMEN
KUCH APNE MUQADR PHOOT GAE
KUCH KHUD ITNAY MOHTAAT NA THAY
KUCH LOG B HUM KO LOOT GAE
KUCH TALKH HAQAIQ THEY ITNAY
K KHWAB HI SARE TOOT GAE
==============================================
KABHI YOUN B TO HO
DARYA KA SAHIL HO
POORAY CHAND KI RAAT HO

AUR TUM AAO....
KABHI YOUN BTO HO
PARION KI MAHFIL HO
KOI BAAT TUMHARI HO

AUR TUM AAO ........
KABHI YOUN B TO HO
SOONI HAR MANZIL HO
KOI NA MERAY SATH HO

AUR TUM AAO .......
KABHI YOUN B TO HO
YE BAADAL AISA TOOT K
BARSAY MERAY DIL KI TARAH
MILNEY KO TERA DIL BHI TARSAY

AUR TUM AAO.......

KABHI YOUN B TO HO
TANHAI HO DIL HO
BOONDAIN HON BARSAT HO

AUR TUM AAO.........
==============================================

Hamain
to
'sms'
ne
loota.....
"call"
mein
kahan
dum
tha....
meray
"sms"
wahan
pohchay....
jahan
"balance"
kam
tha......:-)

==============================================


yaadoon
me
aap
ki
har
baat
rahegi
zindgi
aap
ki
muhabbt
se
abaad
rahe
gi
chahe
bhula
den
zamane
ko
hum
par
aap
ki
ye
pyari
si
dosti
hamesha
yaad
rahe
gi
==============================================
baywak_f


_lloo

st_pid


d_ffer


every thing is incomplete without "u"
==============================================
srdar was travilling in pia
air hostess came 2 him & said:
aapko pia ka mahool kaisa laga??
sardar
bilkul ghar jaisa
ghar mein b mujhe koi munh nahein lagata
==============================================
ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya
zindagi bhar jine ki qasam de gaya
lakhoon phooloon me ek phool chuna humne
jo kanteo se gehri chuban de gaya
==============================================
SWEETOO!!
MAMA PAPA DI JAAN...
SADEY WAL V KARO DHIYAN...
ASI BOHAT HAN PARESHAN...
TAWADAYWALLON NA KOI BELL NA KOI SMS DA NISHAAN...
KITHEY O MERI JAAN!!
==============================================
D SE DOSTI
D SE DUSHMANI
D SE DIL
D SE DARD
D SE DIWANGI
D SE DILLAGI
PER
D SE ITNE DUR NA HO JANA KI
D SE DUM HI NA NIKAL JAE SAMJHE
D SE DEAR FRIEND
==============================================
EK SADAR KO PURI RAAT MACHARO NE BUHAT PARESHAN KIA
USKA DIMAAG GHOOMA SARDAR NE ZEHAR PEE LIYAA
AUR BOLA AB KAATO SAALO SAB KE SAB MAROGE
==============================================
TEACHER
I KILL A PERSON "CONVERT THIS SENTENCE INTO FUTURE TENSE."
SARDAR
THE FUTURE TENS IS "YOU WILL GO TO JAIL"
==============================================
MUSKRATY HAI HUM TU
NADAN LOG YE SAMJTY HAI
K
HAMEIN ADAT HAI MUSKRANE KI
MAGAR WO YE NAHI SAMJY
YE BHI EK AADA HE
ANSO CHOPANE KI
==============================================

UNIVERSTY KI CORRIDOR MEIN AJAB KHEL HOTA HE
CLASS KE BAHANE DILON KA MAIL HOTA HE
NOTES KI JAGAH LOVE SALE HOTA HE
IS LYE PAPPU HER SAAL FAIL HOTA HE
==============================================
TAMAM GHAM BHOOL JANE KO JI KARTA HE
AB EK BAR MUSKRANE KO JI KARTA HE
BOHAT JI LIYE YADON KE SAHARE
AB TERE PASS AANE KO JI KARTA HE...
==============================================
DUNIYA MEIN RAH K SAPNO MEIN KHO JAO
KISI KO APNA BANA LO YA KISI K HO JAO
AGAR KUCH B NAHI HOTA TO
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
!
?
CHADDAR OR TAKIYA LO OR SO JAO..!
==============================================
SHAYTAN
ASSOCIATION INVITES
ALL MEMBERS FOR THE ANNUAL MEETING
TO DISCUS THEIR VACATION OF THE MONTH OF RAMZAN
SO
UR ATTENDEANCE
AS A SENIOR MEMBER IS REQUIRED
==============================================
KOI TO HOTA
MEIN JS K DIL KI KITAB BANTA
MEIN JISKI CHAHAT KA KHAWAB BANTA
MEIN HIJR K MAUSAM KI LAMBI RATON MEIN YAD BAN K AZAB BANTA
KOI TO HOTA
JO MERI KHWAHISH MEIN UTH K RATOON KO KHOOB ROTA
DUKHON KI CHADAR LAPAIT KAR HAJOM E DUNYA SE DOUR HOTA
MEIN ROTH JATA MANATA MUJH KO K CHAHEY MERA QASOOR HOTA
KOI TO HOTA
MEIN JIS K ITNA QAREEB HOTA NA PAS KOI RAQEEB HOTA
MEIN UTNA USKA HABEEB HOTA
YEH SILSILA BHE AJEB HOTA
KOI TO HOTA
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NIGAHOON KO NIGAHOON SE MILLA KAR TO DEKHO
DIL KI BAAT AIK BAR BATA KAR TO DEKHO
SAB KAREEB AAIN GE TERE
AIK HAFTA LAGATAR NAHA KAR TO DEKHO....:-)
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EK SAPNA KISI APNE SE MILNA
EK ITTEFAQ AAPKA HUMARI ZINDGI MEIN AANA
EK HAQIQAT AAP SE DOSTI KARNA
AUR
EK TAMANNA DOSTI KO ZINDGI BHAR NIBHANA....
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ANA KI BAT HE VARNA !
MUHABBAT AB BHI BAQI HE
TUJE MERI MUJHE TERI ZARURAT AB B BAKI HE
WO FASANE JO MERE NAAM SE MANSOOB HOWE
IN FASANO ME TERI BAT AB B BAQI HE
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PEHLA SA WO KHALOS WO ULFAT NAHEIN RAHI
AB DOSTON MEIN RASM E ULFAT NAHEIN RAHI
MUDAT SE MERI YAAD SE GAFIL HEIN
MERE DOST SHAYED AB UN KO MERI ZARURAT NAHEIN RAHI
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AISA NAHEIN K TUJH SE MOHABAT NAHEIN HAMEIN
GHUM ROZ ROZ SEHNE KI AADAT NAHEIN HAMEIN
HAR BAR TERE SAMNEIN SR KO JHUKA LIA
AUR PHIR BHI DEKH TUJH SE SHIKAYAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
TU YE IETBAR KR K TUJHE CHATY HEIN
HUMTERE SIWA KISI KI B CHAHAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
HUM JANTE HEIN K TU B HE TANHA HAMARE BIN
AURON SE POCHENE KI ZAROORAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
TU QATTAL B KRO TU AIEN GE TERE PASS
DEKH TERE BAGAIR RAHNE KI AADAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
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DIL WOHI REHTE HEIN
JAZBAT BADAL JATE HEIN
SOCHNE WALO K ANDAZ BADAL JATE HEIN
WOH JO DETE THE HAR BAR PE HAWAALA MERA
AB MERE ZIKR PE BAAT BADAL JATE HEIN
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JIN KI AANKHEIN AANSUON SE NAM NAHEIN
KIA SAMJHTE HO UNHEIN KOI GAM NAHEIN ?
TUM TARAP KR RO DETE TO KIA HUA ?
GAM CHUPA K B HASNE WALY KM NAHEIN!!!!
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Q HR BAR MOSUM KI TRAH BADAL JATE HO
HR NAYE DIN HAMARA DIL DUKHATE HO
YE BAT SUN KR HAMARI ROH TAK KAMP GAI
AE DOST
TUM MASJIDON SE CHAPAL OR LOTE CHURATE HO????????
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Things to take note of when you sleep

1st-miss me

2nd-think of me

3rd-hug me

4rth-love me

Now close your eyes try to sleep and be prepared to dream of me....!
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A
RAIN
DROP
MAY
LUK
2
SMAL
TO
EYES
BUT
SOMEWHER
A
THIRSTY
FLOWER
AWAITS
ITS
FALL
A
SMALL
SMS
MAY
LUK 2
SMALL
BUT
IT
MEANS
SOME1
SOMEWHERE
REMEMBERZ U!
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U KNOW
I CAN SEE U
IN MY HANDS
WHENEVER
I JION THEM 4 PRAYER
UR FACE IS 1 OF THOSE WHO LIVE IN MY HEART
BCOZ
THS RELATION IS FROM HEART TO HEART!
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I LOVE YOU

SEND THIS MSG

TO 100 GIRLS N WIN
A FREE TRIP TO UR NEAREST
POLICE STATION

IN
LUXURY JEEP

REHNA

KHANA

N

BODY MASSAGE

FREE

SO HURR UP.;)
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*BUMPER OFFER*

SEND ME SMS & WIN 10 LAKH KI CAR KA PHOTO

29" TV KA BOX

MALYSIA JANE WALE PLANE KO TATA KRNE KA MOQA

&

MERE SATH DINR WOH BHI AAP K GHAR;-)


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MUJHE GALE SE LAGA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN
GAM E JAHAAN SE CHODA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN
YEH INTZAR KA DUKH AB SAHA NAHEIN JATA
TARP RAHI HE MOHABAT RAHA NAHEIN JATA
TUM AAPNE PAS B0LA LO BOHT USAS HOON MEIN
HER EK SAANS MEIN MILNE KI PIYAS PALTI HE
SOLAG RAHA HE BADAN AUR ROH JLTI HE
BACHA SAKO TO BCHA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN
BHATAK CHUKA HOON BOHT ZINDGI KI RAHOON MEIN
MUJHE AB AA KE CHUPA LO TUM APNI BAHOON MEIN
MERA SAWAL NA TALO BOHAAT UDAAS HOON MEIN

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MUJH SE NAFRAT KI AJUB RAH NIKALI USNE
HASTA BASTA GHAR KAR DIA KHALI USNE
MERE DIL K GHAR KI RIWAYAT SE WO KHOB WAQIF THA
JUDAI MANG LI BUN KE SAWALI USNE

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NA MILE KISI KA SATH TO HUM KO YAAD KARNA
TANHAI JO SATAYE TO HUM SE BAAT KARNA
KHUSHIAN BAATNE KO TUM DOST HAZAR RAKHNA
GHUM BATANA HO TO HUMKO YAAD KARNA

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OYE
DOSTA
LOHA WAICH
RADDI WAICH
TEEN DABA WAICH
PLASTIC DI JUTTIAN WAICH
SHOPING BAG WAICH
PURANI KHALI BOTLAN WAICH
KUCH V WAICH BALANCE DALWA TE SMS PEJH....!




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DAR KO BHI AB DARD HONE LAGA HE
DARD SEENE MEIN CHUP KAR RONE LAGA HE
NA ROYE HUM KABHI DARD KO DEKH KAR PAR
AB DARD HUMEIN DEKH KAR RONE LAGA HE




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UMEED KI KASHTI KO DOBOYA NAHEIN KARTE
SAHIL AGAR DUR HO TO ROYA NAHEIN KARTE
RAKHTE HEIN JO DIL MEIN TARAP KISI KI
WOH LOG TO RAATON KO BHI SOYA NAHEIN KARTE

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DOOR REHTE HO DOORI KA EHSAS DILATE HO!
ADAEIN DIKHA K CHERA CHUPATE HO
KITNA B CHUPA LO HUM JAAN GAE HEIN
AAP SEHRI MEIN PIPA BAJA K LOGO KO JAGATE HO
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AOA!
CAN I STAY HERE IN YOUR
"INBOX"
&
WAIT UNTIL
28-11-2009
SO I'LL BE THE FIRST
TO
GREET
"U"
&
WISH
"U"
"HAPPY EID MUBARAK"
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AAP PE KHATAM SARI DOSTI Ho GI
PHIR NA KISI PE YEH INAYT HO GI
KUCH IS TARAH SE KARENGY YAD AAP KO
NA AAP KO SHIKWA HOGA NA ZAMANE KO SHIKAYAT HOGI
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ALWAYS
SMILE
OK
BECAUSE
YOUR SMILE
IS SO CAPTIVATING
AND
SO NICE
SHOW ME
A SAMPLE


,,//,,
(@ . . @)
(._____,)
) (

OYE HOYE
SO CUTE.
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KAB HUI PYAR KI BARSAT MUJHE YAD NAHI
KHOF MEIN DOBI MULAQAT YAD NAHI
MEIN TO MADHOSH THA
KUCH ITNA USKI CHAHAT MEIN
USNE KAB CHOR DIA SATH MUJHE YAD NAHEIN
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FREE BREAKFAST
FREE LUNCH
FREE DINNER
FREE TEA
JUST VISIT
"DATA DARBAR"
AND ENJOY UNLIMITED OFFERS
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GHUM KE SANJOG MUJHE ACHE LAGTE HEIN
UMAR BHAR K ROG MUJHE ACHE LAGTE HEIN
KOI WADA WAFA NA KRNA MUJH SE
MUJHE BEWAFA LOG BOHAT ACHE LAGTE HEIN
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DOSTI KA SAFAR LAMBA HE TU KIA HUA ?
*
*
*
THORA AAP CHALO THORA HUM CHALIEN
AUR PHIR
ZIDGI YUNHI GUZAR JAYE GI
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EID IS WONDERFUL
"DAY"
"2PRAY"
"2LOVE"
"2CARE"
"2SMILE"
"2RELAX"
& 2 THANK ALLAH 4ALL HE GIVES TO US
EID MUBARAK
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CHAHE GUSA KARO
CHAHE GALIA NIKALO
CHAHE SIR PITO
CHAHE CEL TOR DO
CHAHE GHAR KA SAMAN BKHER DO
CHAHE JO MARZI KARO
HUM TO AJ HI
EID MUBARAK KAHEIN GE

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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!--------------------------!
!EID CARD!
!-------------------------!
"786"
MUHABBAT SE
CHAHAT SE
WAFA SE
KHULOS SE
PIYAR SE
JAZBON SE
IHTRAM SE
PORE DIL SE
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"EID MUBARAK"
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DEAR CUSTOMER
U HAVE NOW SUBSCRIBED KANJUSI PACKAGE
U CAN ENJOY SAVING OF SMSs UR SUBSCRIPTION
TITLE KANJUS
IS VALID TILL ALLAH GIVE U TAUFIQ SEND SMS
==============================================
HUM NE DIL HI TOR DALA DARKANE K KHOF SE
APNI BASTI HI MITA DALI BARISH K KHOF SE
KONKEHTA HE HUME ZINDGI MIL GAI
HUM TO MUSKURA RAHE HEIN ANSON KE KHOF SE
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US K BINA AB CHUP CHUP REHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
KHAMOSHI SE DARD KO SEHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
JIS HASTI KI YAAD MEIN AANSO BARSATE HEIN
SAMNE US K KUCH NA KEHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
MIL KAR US SE BICHER NA JAON DARTI RAHTI HOON
ISS LIYE BUS DOOR HI REHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
JANTI HOON K CHAHAT MEIN BUS AANSOO MILTE HEIN
KUCH B HO AB ISS ZAHAR KO PINA ACHA LAGTA HE
JEE CHAHA SUB KHUSHIYAAN LE US KO DE DOON
US K PIYAR MEIN SUB KUCH KHONA ACHA LAGTA HE
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BARSAT
AYE ZAMEEN GILI NA HO
DHUP
AYE SARSON PILI NA HO
PHIR AP NE KESE SOCH LIYA
K
AP KI YAAD AYE TO
PALKEIN
GILI NA HO
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US NE KAHA KON HO TUM?
MEIN NE KAHA HASRAT TERI
US NE KAHA PAGAL HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA AISA HE SAHI
US NEIN KAHA KARTE HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA PUJA TERI
US NEIN KAHA KAFIR HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA SOCH TERI
US NE KAHA CHAHTE HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA MHBT TERI
US NE KAHA PACHTAO GE
MEIN NE KAHA KISMAT MERI
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mera number change ho gia he
ok
.
.
.
.

chappal ka!
tumhein chahye to mera purana chappal le lena
masjid se churane ki zarurat nahi he

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BANDER KI BETI APNE BAAP SE BOLI
PAPA PAPA MUJHE SHADI KARNI HE
PAPA BOLA
BETI THORA INTZAR KARO
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
DULHA ABHI SMS PERH RAHA HE
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AB KIA KAHOON
K TUJ KO MOHABBAT NAHEIN RAHI
TERI TALAB MEIN PEHLI SI SHIDAT NAHEIN RAHI
YA TO TERI WAFAON KA MUSAM GUZAR GIA
YA YEH K TUJ KO MERI ZAROORAT NAHEIN RAHI!

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PHIR AAJ KOI GAZAL TERE NAM NA HO JAE
AAJ KAHEEN LIKHTE LIKHTE SHAM NA HO JAE
KR RAHa HON INTIZAR TERE IZHAR-E-MOHABBAT KA
ISi INTZAR MEIN ZINDGI TMAM NA HO JAE
NHE LETI TERA NAM SARE-E-AM IS DAR SE
KAHEEN NAM TERA BADNAM NA HO JAE
MANGTA HON DUA JAB B TU YAD ATI HE
PIYAR KA ANJAM NA HO JAE
SOCHTA HON DARTA HON AKSAR TANHAI MEIN
US K DIL MEIN KISI AUR KA MUQAM NA HO JAE

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Jis tarah 1 machar maarne se tum shikari nahi ban jao ge
.
.
.
Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 sms karne se tum bhikhari nahi ban jao ge
==============================================

Hum ne har pal tmhn pane qa socha he
Tmhre har dard k chen jane qa socha he
Teri aankh se gar ek aanso b gera
Tu hum ne ek darya bhane ka socha he
Mar jain ge gar tujhe koi zakham mila tu
Hum ne teri rahon mein lut jane qa socha he
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duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous he bole to 7wonders
1)apun
2)apun ka style
3)apun ka awaz
4)apun ka smile
5)apunka face
6)apun ka sms
7)aur bole to tum apun ka only d
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is wqat
38% log so rahe hein
22% log enjoy kr rahe hein
15% abadat kr rahe hein
25% timepas kr rahe hein
aur
1 bewaqoof sms parh raha he he
==============================================
Aap yahaa maze se sms parh rahe ho
Or
Udher puri saudi govt pareshan he
Sub aapki tlash mein hein jaldi poncho !
Q k haji kankariyaan marne k liye aane wale hein
==============================================

Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako
Chaho na ussy jise tum pa na sako
Dost to dunia mein bhut hein
Magar ek khas dost rakho
Jiske bin tum muskra na sako
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zindgi ek milan he (muskra lijiye)
zindgi ek judaai he (sabar kijiye)
zindgi ek aanso he (pi lijiye)
zindgi akhir zindgi he ?
.*(ji lijiye)*.

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Har khoshi se khobsorat teri sham kar don
Apni "mohabbat" or "zindgi" tere nam kar don
Mil jaye agar dobara yeh zindgi hr bar
mein yeh zindgi b tere nam kar don
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Chahne walon ko satya nhi karte
Chahne walon ko baar bar azmaya nhi karte
Chahne wale hote hein waqat k lamhon ki tarah
Guzar jai tu laut kar aya nhi karte!
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CHOTI SI ZINDGI MEIN
ARMAN BUHAT THE
HAMDARD KOI NA THA
INSAN BUHAT THE
MEIN APNA DARD BATAON TO KISE?
MERE DIL KA HAAL JAN'NE WALE ANJAN BUHAT THE
==============================================
SMS MERE DOST KO "HELLO" KHNA
SAVE KRE TO THANKS KEHNA
MUJHE YAD KRE TO KHNA "IMISS U 2"
DELETE KRNE LGE TO KASS K THAPAR MARNA
OR
KHANA PAISE LGE HEIN !
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RAIT KI ZARURAT HER REGISTAN KO HOTI HE
SITARON KI ZARURAT ASMAN KO HOTI HE
AP HAMEIN KBHI BHOL MAT JANA
KIUNKE ACHE DOST KI ZARURAT HAR INSAN KO HOTI HE
==============================================
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,






Sari Class Fail, Aur





Papu Pass Ho Gaya.
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.
==============================================
Just close ur eyes and think
of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have
wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool.......
==============================================
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho,
1 tum kitne sacche ho,
1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
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kisi morr per hum apko khonay nahi day gay
juda hona bhi chaho to honay nahi day gay
chandni raaton mein aye gi meri yaad
meri yaad kay woh pal apko sonay nahi day gay
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Dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakra to chor diya yeh soch kar ki..Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Bell bajain ge aur bhaag jayenge !
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Kismat par etabar kisko hain
Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
Warana judai se pyar kisko hain"
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Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the....
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Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.
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Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai,
Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai...
Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se
Mulaakaat baaki hai....
Reply With Quote
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Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya
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Tum hanso to khusi mujhe hoti hai,
Tum rodo to aankhein meri roti hain.
Mehsoos kar ke dekh lo.....
Dosti aise hi hoti hai.**
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Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai
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Har rishtonke mukaam nahin hote...
Dil ke rishtonke koi naam nahin hote......
Paaya hai Aapko dil ki roshni se..........
Aap jaise dost kisike liye Aam nahin hote........ .
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Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye;
Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost;
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.
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Dost hai to Aansuo ki bhi shaan hoti hai,
Dost na ho to Mahfhil bhi Kabristaan hoti hai,
Sara khel to dosti ka hi hai,
Warna mayyat aur barat ek saman hoti hai.
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Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum.....
To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya.......
Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye...
Yaad raha to bas itna...ke...
Zindagi se bhi pyara..Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya...
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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
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Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha
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Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
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I asked God 4 a
Flower
he gave me a garden
I asked 4 a tree
he gave a forest
I asked 4 a river
he gave me an Ocean
I asked 4 an ANGEL
he gave me YOU
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U are a...




B.I.T.C.H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Honest



r u smiling now?

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koi gham nhi mgr dil udas hy
tuj se koi rishta nhi phr ek ass hy

kehne ko to boht apnay mgr tu ek khas hy
=
=
=
=
=
zyda emotional mt hona uper sb bakwas he
==============================================
WO SILSLY WO SHOQ WO NISBAT NHI RHI
AB ZINGI ME HIJER KI VEHSHAT NHI RHI
PHR YUN HUA K KOI SHANASA NHI RHA
PHIR YUN HUA K DRD ME SHIDAT NHI RHI
PHR YUN HUA K HO GAYA MUSROOF WOBHT
AUR HUM KO YAD KERNE KI FURSAT NAHI RHI
UB KIA KISI KO CHAHAIN K HUM KO TO IN DINO
HUD APNE APSE B MOHABAT NHI RHI

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