Tuesday, April 6, 2010

SMS

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To,
      The Dost,
      I Miss You,

Subject:
DO U MISS ME.

I beg to say that i am the student of your FREINDSHIP CLASS.
I am feeling very bore.
I can not live without ur sms
           So kindly send me lovely freindship sms.

Thank you.
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Main Khud K0 Bohut Tanha Mahsoos Kar Raha Hoon "faraz"...!






plz Mujhe Kisi "BACHI" Ka Number Send Kardo..
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Doston ko salam-e-aajizana,

Dosti nibhane walon ko jaan ka nazrana.

Jo sms kare usko pyaar ki JHAPPI,

AUR

Jo na kare usko

Zakoota JINN ki PAPPI....!
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William Shaikhspears

"CHAWAL" frndz r always 'CHAWAL'
they receive many msgs but they send
'Ikka Dukka' msgs in a week.
Actually they r Special kind of 'CHAWALS'.
They become more 'DHEET' after a lot of 'BISTI'.
"stuped" never Eat sharam....
;-)....
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Aaj
"NAJMA khusray" 
ki Barsi hai,
Us k liye plz ye sms kam se kam kisi 1
 "khusray"
ko zaroor send karain,
Main ne to apna Farz pura kar daiya.
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Dabbay main Dabba,



Dabbay main Cake.





Chawanni k Mon walay., koi Msg to bhej.

Plz mind zaroor karna.;-)
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All pakistani nation se guzarish hai k chund dinon k lie chota Susu bathrom mein na krein balke shoper mein pack kr k wapda k office mein jama krwa dein take jaldi pani ki kami puri ho or or or

Loadshding jaldi khtma ho plz forward all pakistani.
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Bikney W@ly Our Hain Ja Kr Khreed Lo.!


Ham Log Qeemat Se Nahen, Qismat  Se Mila Krtey Hain..!
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A@nkhon se Q Aansu jhalak jate hain
Tanhaiyo me Q Ghum yaad aate hain

Aansu pounch kar koi ye to bata de hume

Rulane wale hi aksar Q yaad aate hain.
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Dil ki tanhai ko awaz bna lete hein,



Wa  wa  wa



Dil ke tanhi ko awaz bana lety hain,
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jab balance ktham hota hai to advance mangwa lety hain
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Ek
Admi ka
inteqal hogia?

Uska
dost us ki
BV k pas aya
aur bola?

Kia
main
uski jaga le sakta hoon?

BV
Mujhe
koi Etraz nahi?




QABRASTAN walon se poch lo:-)
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SARDAR k bety ki baraat thi sardar 250 afrad ko le kr ponhcha
Larki ka baap:tum ne to kha tha k 50 bndy hon ge,
Sardar:bndy 50 hi ne,baqi sarian chawlaan ne.
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Ab yaad dilayen kia tmhain

Ye saal b aakhir beet gya

Aur apna b koi dosh nahi

Ye baazi b jug jeet gya

Wo sard hwayen ab b hain

Rangeen fizayen ab b hain

Wo bhegay bhegay pani ki

Pur-shor sdayen ab b hain

Main ab b udher ko jata hon

Aur dil apna sulgata hon

Ab tum nahi hoty saath mery

Hoty hain khaali haath mery

Pur-shor sdayen puchti hain

Wo sard hwayen puchti hain

Wo saathi tumhara kidar gya.?
Kia phir ye zmana jeet gya?
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Chaa pio ty
khao anday,
Hapy sunday
Happy Sunday.

Sara hfta nahaye nai,
Kpry v navy paaye nai,
Naha dho k ban jo bndy,
Happy sunday,
Happy sunday,

Aj school tusi jana nai,
Sir teachran da aj khana nai,
Khush hovo aj nai khany danday,
Happy sunday,
Happy sunday,

Rang brngy kpry pao,
Purany yaran nu mil k aao,
Dukh wndo chngy mandy,
Happy Sunday.
Happy Sunday

Have a nice sunday.
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 ,*'*,    *
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 >-- Dear GOD..
Jo is sms ko par raha hy use dunia ki har khushi dena
bcoz
KUCH LOG HAMESHA MUSKURATE HUE ACHE LAGTE HEN
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 ;***;.  I
( ~_~ )   Pray
 (")(")        That
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may

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Bless u n ur family with alot of pleasures n successes.
GOOD MORNING
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Apna 'Jism' mat sanwar,
Issay mitti me hi jana ha,

Apni 'Rooh' ko sanwar
Ibn-e-aadam...!

issay KHUDA k paas jana ha..! 
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Choose a number  "SHADI" kahan ya kis se hogi.!!!
19.
28.
37.
46.
55.
64.
73.
82.
91.
100.
Reply me only one numbr quickly!

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19=phopho k ghr 28=lover k 7
37=khala k ghr
46=teacher se
55=apni psnd se
64=frend se
Sch hy kia?
73=Hamsayon k ghr
82=Chacha k ghr
91=mamo k ghr
100=student
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Mere jism se us ki khusboo aaj bhi aati hai
"WASI.!



Main ne fursat main kabhi dil se lagaya tha usy..
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@p har pal is dil k pas hain,
Kya apko is baat ka ehsaas he,
Agar nahi tu ek bar iss dil k pas akar dekh lain,
Yeh dil apky bina kitna udaas he...
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J@b Hath Uthana Dua k liye,
To
Hamein mat Bhulna Khuda k liye,

Kia pata k Hamarey Naseeb ki bohat si Khushyan,
Montazir hon Aap k ek
Harf-E-dua k liye.
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Kiss is key of
      "LOVE"
Love is coad of          "MARRIAGE"  
Marriage is box of  "CHILDREN"
Children is problem of pakistan
SO, PLEASE STOP THE KISS AND SAVE PAKISTAN
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Tery jany k baad sirf itna sa gila raha hum ko..
 "sagar"
To palat kar dekh jata to zindagi intzar main guzar dety...
"=><="
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Bichrte Waqt Us Ne Kaha Tha
Na Sawal Krna Na Jawb Mile Ga

Mujhe Bhol Jana Qrar Mile Ga

Hum Us Mukam Pr Thy
Na Swal Kya Na Jwab Mila
Na Bhool Ske Na Qrar Mila!
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 Tu Bhi Bharm Ña Rakh Ska Mere "kHALOOS" ka,,,


 Mujh Ko To Khud Se Zayada Tujh Pe "GHROOR" Tha...!
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     Ch@lo tum sath
        ,mat dena,

    Mujhe beshak
      ,bhula dena,

   ,Naye sapne saja lena,

Naye rishtay bana lena,

Bhula dena sabhi waday,

Sabhi "qasmain" sabhi
Natay,

Tumhain jana!
ijazat ha,
Jo diL chahe
Woh sab karna,

Magar ab kisi say b adhura  pyar mat karna.
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      "Nafrat"
 Ho Jay Gi
         Tum Ko Bhi Dunya Se,
   SAG AR     .



    "Muhabat"
 Kisi Se
     "Beshumar"
 Kr K Dekhna...
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"Hamari to wafa b tumhain GAW@RA nahi Mohsin,~;

Kisi bewafa se nibhao gay to bohat yaad aaon ga...!        
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Sms magic
Aap ko ENGLISH Ka 1 lafz bhejta hoon.
Jise aap aage se parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega.
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"Abba"

Hai na magic puttar....
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Mujhe maloom hai main us k bina jee nahi sakta,

Wasi

Us ka bhi ye hi haal hai

mgr

kisi aor k liye..
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BF: Best Friend
CF: Close Friend
DF: Dear Friend
GF: Good Friend
LF: Lovely Friend
NF: Naughty Frnd
SF: Sweet Friend

Mujhe Kon Sa Naam Do Gay Aap?Reply Plz plz
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K@bhi kabhi To Ro Parti Hain Yonhi Ankhain

Udaas Hone Ka Koi Sabab Nahi Hota

Main Apne Dil Ko Ye Baat Kaise Samjhaon,

K Kisi Ko Chahne Se Koi Apna Nahi Hota.
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  "CONFIDENCE"


_10 boys decided to propose a girl...

_9 boys came with roses,


_1 boy came with...


















"MOLVI"

This is confidence...!
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Ya Rab Apne Mehboob ka Jalwa Dikha de

Us Husn-e-Mujsam ka Sapna Dikha de

Bus Mere Dil ki yehi Dua hai Maalik

Is sMs  Pahrne wale ko madina dikha de..!
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  ('.')Uff thak gay
<')('>hum sms
 _/"\_krte krte
Chalo ab beth kar ap k sms ka intazar krte hain
        ('.')
      _/)'(\_
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Shakespear said :

"Laughing faces do not mean that there is absence of Sorrow!

But it means that
they have the ability to deal with it."
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Aata
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Timatar
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namak
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mirach
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Daal
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Ghee
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Shakkar
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Chaawal
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K Bad Pakistan Me Message Ka Boohraan.
Log ab SMS Bhi Nahi Krte.
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A man asked God "I want peace."
God replied "Remove the 'I', dat is Ego.
Remove the 'Want', dat is desire.
& "Peace"ll be automatically urs..!
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 "P"I"Y"A"R"I"
    "S"U"B"A"
    "M"E"I"N"
 "P"I"Y"A"R"E"
        "S"E"
   "D"O"S"T"
      ""K"O""
 "P"I"Y"A"R"A"
        "S"A"
  "S"A"L"A"A"M"
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Zindagi me,
6 cheezon ka koi time nhi hy.


1- PIYAR

2- DOSTI

3- DOLAT

4- BIMARI

5- MOUT

6- ? ? ?

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Su Su.

Is liye kar k soya karo"
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    (MÄÄ)  K"Liye $ub Kö CHHöR"Denä   "Lekin $ub K Liye (MÄÄ) Kö  MäT Chörna  (Mää) Röti Häi tö Färishtön Kö Bhi Röna Aätä Häi. So keep good care of ur (MAA)

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Saza dainay wale Raza pochte hain.

Jeene ki hum se waja pochte hain.

Dete hain khud hi zeher hum ko aksar.

Phir Usi Zehar ka hum se Maza poochte hain....!
__AP__MERY__HO__
  '""""{DOST}""""'
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~^~ Bhool jain ge tumhain yeh tum se wada hai,


Badan se zara saans ka rishta to toot jane do.
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Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenely packed without soap in it i.e. empty box.

To avoid the problem in future, they purchased an X-Ray machine of a million dollar to check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan.

What did they do? They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away!

What a Genius Thought! ;-D
Proud 2 be Pakistani :-)
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Wife on phone with husband:

Main aap ki yaad mein 15 din mein he aadhi marr gai hoon, mujhe ammi k ghar se lene kab aa rahe hain .?

Husband:
15 din k baad
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      ; ; ;           ; ; ;
c("""")    c("""")
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specia£ TEA
Ek mere liye

OR

Dosri

Bhi Mere liye Ap apni khud Bnao...@
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Janty ho..



Raat me...



Sab Se Zyada Maza...




Kb aata hy!







Jb ksi soty hoe ko jaga kar kaha jaye



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..*zra os manji tay hoja..*:-)
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DUA ne kha.
MAA wo hsti hy jo Gunah gaar Olad ko b Dozakh se bcha leti hy,

JANNAT ne kha.
MAA wo hasti hy k jo mujko B Qdmo k nichy daba deti hy,

RAB ne kha,
MAA meri traf se insan k liye Qimti or nayaab tohfa h

fwrd 4 all youngstrs to never break heart Of
 _MAA_
 V LOVE M0THER..
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Khamoshi me jo suno ge wo awaz MAA ki hogi

Zindagi bhr sath rhe wo wafa MAA ki hogi

Dunya ki hr khushi ek din tmhari hogi

Q K in sb k peeche dua MAA ki hogi.
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Aamir khan ki film
'3 idiots' double business kArti agar kareena kapoor b aik bar ye kehti:




















'Jahan panah tusi great ho
tohfa qabool karo :-
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Most Superior example of love in My life .

'When apples are 4 & we are 5
Then my mother
Says, 'i dont like apples.'
(Bu Ali Sina) 
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Hum ne un k aany pr
Ghar k kachay raste pr

itne deep jalaye k roshni ki had kr di

woh is pareshani me lout gay

k rat ka wada tha ab din nikal aaya ha.
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W@t do u think
why i sms u?

Is it bcoz i care u
OR
I miss u
OR
I Like u
OR
I need u
OR
I want u

Na..KAKAY..Na

Free packge k sMs b to khtm karny hoty hain :-)
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Teri ik dua k jawab mein,
Kya likhun k hath utthey huwey hain sawal ko,
Tujhey Rab kabhi na malal dey,
Tujhey Rab kabhi na zawal dey,
Teri sab balaon ko tall dey,
Teri zindagi ko sanwar dey,
Tujhey dekh kar khilein gul yahan,
Tujhey aisa husn o jamal dey,
Tujhey kya likhun?
Tujhey kya main doon?
Meri Rab sey hy yehi iltija,
Apni rehmaton k gulab sab,
Wo teri khizaon mein daal dey.
AAMEEN...
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2 sardar jungle me

Samne se Sher agya
1 ne miti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga

2nd waha khara rha

1st: Nas vi oye

2nd: ma Q nasan
Miti te tu pai ae
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A scientist (James Pares from UK) proved that electric charge is produced in human body due to the electromagnetic radiations from electrical appliances around us such as: mobiles,TV, computer,lights, & Electric wires etc) n if u want to protect urself from these radiations,u should more than once in a day place ur forehead on the ground (SAJDA) Because  earth has a good tendency 2 absorb charges.  "AUR TUM APNE RAB KI KON KON SI NAIMAT KO JUTLAO GAE"
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Akhan Wich Ghrori Changi Nahi Hundi Dostan Naal Dori Changi Nahi Hundi Kadi Tusi V Yaad  Kar Lya Karo   Har Veley Sadi Pehal Zarori Nai Hundi.
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Gham ki Mojon me meri ROH ka Manzar Dekho

Meri Aankho se mere Dil ka Samandar Dekho

Tum ko aa jayega meri Wafaon ka Yaqen

Faqt 1bar to mera Ban kar Dekho...!
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Chand ka mizaaj bhi terey jaisa hai Jaan-e-maan......!!

Jab dekhnay ki tamanna hoti hai nazar nahi Aata.........
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Agar Mujh say Bicharrnay ka nahi hai Ghum ussay,,,,,,

Faraz...

To phir khamosh Rat on main wo Aksar Jagta q hai....
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¤Ye sangdilon ki dunia hai yahan sambhal k chalna ::SAHIL::

Yahan palkon pe bithaya jata hai nazron se girane k liay. 
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Mera to ye sun kar heart fail hogya
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FARAZ
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Jab kam wali masi ny kaha





Beta facebook pe mujhe bhi add krlo..  ;-)
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Soney di itt Mahiya,



RAB tenu mobile dita koi SMS te likh Mahiya,





Sone di wang Mahiya,



Je SMS nahi karna te enu itt Mar k Pan Mahiya..
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Log QURAAN E PAK
Ya Or Koi KALAAM E
ILAAHI Dafnanay K
Bajaye Usay

Dariya Main Daal
Detay Hain K Wo
Samandar Me Chala
Jaega

Mgr Wo Behta Huwa
BARI NAALIYON Main
Gandi Jaga Ponhach
Jaata Hai

Reportedly SAMA TV
Faisal Qureshi K
Program Main Poori
Video Dikhai Gai Hai

K Kis Trha Us Gandgi
Me QURAANI ORAAQ
Bikhray Huway Hen

Plz Pooray Pakistan
Main Is News Ko By
SMS Frwd Kr K

QURAAN Ki Bay
Hurmati Khatm
Krwanay Me Iska
Hissa Banain
JAZAK ALLAH...!
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Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal Aata Hai...??

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=K

*Jab Bijli nahi
*Pani nahi to Bill kahan se ata hy..?


  ('_')
  <) )>
    | \= Hairat he.
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Holay holay datesheet milti hai
holay holay Tension barhti hai
holay holay Se watt lagti hai han........
holay holay Dekho dar lagta hai
holay holay Presure barta hai
holay holay pasina ata hai han. . . .
Tu sabar tou kar mere yar
Zara sans tou lay dil dar
Chal fikar nu goli mar yar ab din bache han teen char.
Holay holay ho jaey ga pas chhaleya holay holay ho jaey ga pas
Holay holay ho jaey ga pas papu holay holay ho jaey ga pas.
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(Aik admi malang se)
Baba Gee: meri BV bara tang kar di aiy koi hal dasso.
Malang replied: Puttar j koi hal hunda tay Main Malang na hunda.
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Mre 1Msg Ki Keemat Tm Kia Jano Kanjus

Sb Msgs K Sir Ka Taj Hota Ha Mra 1Msg

Mobil K Inbox ki laj hota ha mra 1msg

Her Kisi K Inbx Ka Khwab Hota Ha Mera 1Msg.
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Sirf ek baar aao meri ankhon k rasty dil main
Fraz
Phr lotany ka irada hm tum pe chorh dain gy...
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"AFRIDI" se poocha "MALINGA" kesi Bowl karta hy..??
      "FARAZ"
Hans ker bola
Jese Pakistani ßache kutty ko watta  marty hain..
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  ( '.' )
 <)  (>Yar gal ty
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Masjid wichu lota fir gaib ai,
Tu baaz ni aana.
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Reporter Zakhmi Se:
BOMB gira to kya Wo 1 dum se Phata?

Zakhmi (Ghusay Se):
G Nai Wo Rengta hua Mere pas aya Or usne
Nihayt Adab Pyar Se
Arz kia:
Huzoor
THAAA.
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Mere Jism Se Uss Ki Khusboo Aaj Bhi Aati Hai

SHAHID


Main Ne Fursat Men Kabhi Dil Se Lagaya Tha Usasy...
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Sadar
"Shetani"
Wazir azam
"Gilani"
Army Chief
"Kiyani"
Speaker
"Zanani"
Aata na roti
Bijli na pani
Wah ray Pakistani
Teri ajab prem ki gazb kahani
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        Gazal
Mjh se ruthy ga jb wo
Tu mjhy rula de ga

Phr khud h¡ apn¡ shrarton se mjhy hansa de ga

Udas hota hn tu g krta hy us k kandhe pe sr rakh don

Mjhy yqen hy ek wah¡ mjhy hosla de ga

Us roz me z¡ndg¡ se h¡ roth jaon shayd

J¡s roz wo mjhy apne d¡l se bhula de ga
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Teachr: 'Wo konsa Event tha jo na hota to pakistan khush haal hota ??




Studnt:
' Zardari di maa da veyah.
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Dost teri girl freind ka phone aaya tha
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko,
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Bomb ka zamana hay.
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URRA do saly ko...
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Frnd: Sardar g set nawa lita?

Sardar: mere cazn da ae

FRND: cazn da moble toade kol ki kr rea?

Sardar: yar o jado v milda c kenda c 'tu mera fon Q ni chukda'
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 1 Pagal:Main is area mein naya aaya hoon
Mujhe yahan k Paglon k sardar se milna hy
2nd Pagal: ssshhh..Chup.!
Awaz mat nikalo
Boss msg parh rahy hain:
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Height of Insult

Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara falls. This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of da waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes pasing can't be heard!


Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls..
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(,")/
(! ! Dunia
 .!!. Walo..

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[]""""<"<""""[]

Mry uthny ka wakt ho gya hy  good morning
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Maang lena Khuda se agar ho aqeeda tumhara...

Faraz

Khuda tu unko bhi deta hai jo patharon se maangte hain..
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r e m e m b e r



dat there'll



always b



s o m e o n e



who



remembers u everyday





with



or without


Your!



messages!


Dats Me!
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  .-""-.
  ( ' ;' )___,/
   ¿_¿_) ¿_)
jaa   TONY   jaa...!!
Jo log mujhe SMS
nahi  karte un k
mobile par su su
kar k aa
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Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia
Wife:Kon thi ye? Husbnd:Tum plz Mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho...!
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Kabi to aye ga mri wafaon se shrminda ho kr

Phr hm na milen ge tuje dobara zinda ho kr

Kya mila tujko mri dunya chor kr

Khd b TANHA rah gya mje TANHA chor kr
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Zong paish karta hy




pehli baar




Apke Mobile me




Nahati hui larki



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Aaj THAND bohat hy,

LARKI kal nahayegi !!
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         r i  e  n
      F             d
        s  h  i  p


Do U Know
Why I Wrote it
in A Circle?

Becoz
Line Has
An END

But Circle Has No End.       
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Islamabado aai hai FAX

Sohneya de utay lageya kare ga tax

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Dont wory!Tax sirf sohnya ty lge ga

Twanu te goli da order ay.
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      ,.--.,   ,.--.,
      <@>  <@>


Ths is not a mesage...


Ths is Not a call...

I have just sent you my
       "Eyes"
Bus aapko dekhna tha.
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Äb ägär ääö tö jäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä,
.
Sìrf èhsääñ jätäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä,
.
Mäìñ ñè pälköñ pè tämäññäèìñ säjä räkhì häìñ,
.
Dìl pè ümèèd kì sö räsmèìñ jälä räkhì häìñ,
.
Yè häsèèñ shämèìñ büjhäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä,
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Pyär kì ääg mèìñ zäñjèèr pìghäl säktì häì,
.
Chähñäy wälöñ kì täkdèèr bädäl säktì häì,
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Hööñ bèbäss yè bätäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä,
.
Müjhsè mìlñäy kì ägär tümkö nähì chåhåt köì,
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Tüm sìrf råsmèìñ nìbhäñäy k lìyè mät ääñä...!!
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()". ."()
 (    o )
 ( '.TUSI ki kr rhe O?


()". ."()
( ("")  )
(  /#') 
Haye Rabba!
Menu Yad kr rhe O!
Sooooooooo  Sweeeeeeet 
KRO jee Kro!:-;-)
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Plz sb doston sy apeal ha k
Valentine's day ka bycot kre
Q k
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mery nal koi phsdi nai ty tusi moja kr lendy o!

Kuj ty sharam kro

Tharkio
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Pakistan Mein 1 Survey Hua
K Kitne Log MUJH Se Dosti Karna Chahte Hein.

Result: Sirf 1% Ne Kaha -YES

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Or

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99% Ne Kaha

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Humari Aisi QISMAT Kahan..?
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

valentine

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Plz sb doston sy apeal ha k
Valentine's day ka bycot kre
Q k
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mery nal koi phsdi nai ty tusi moja kr lendy o!

Kuj ty sharam kro

Tharkio
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Pakistan Mein 1 Survey Hua
K Kitne Log MUJH Se Dosti Karna Chahte Hein.

Result: Sirf 1% Ne Kaha -YES

"
Or

"
99% Ne Kaha

"

"

Humari Aisi QISMAT Kahan..?
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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Latest text messages collection, Eid Muabarak & Ramadan SMS, text messages, urdu SMS, Hindi SMS,

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  *       *      * *      *    *    *    *  * 
Ye
Lo
Sitare
Abhi
Abhi
asmaan
Se
Tor
K
Laye
Hain
Chand
Nha
Mila
Wo
Shayed
Mera
Sms
Parhne
Me
Masroof
Hai'.
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Excuse me.!



ji janab ap hi se mukhatib hon..



ghabrain nahi.

Bus
Mera dil apse kuch kehna chahta he  k

][  ][\    /][
][  ][  \/  ][I$$ U
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. .*""*.*""*
*Chandni ban kr
 "*.Barasti hy USKI
   "*.Yadain mjh pr..


.*""*.*""*.
*Kitna Dilkash
 "*.Hota hy meri
*Tanhai ka Manzar.
Aslam o Aliykum
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Meri"DUA"hai k Aap
* * 2010* * *
k<>12 maheene<>
KHUSH RAHAIN
  <>52 hafte<>
MUSKURATAY RAHEN
<>365 din<>
aap  par ALLAH meherban rahe
<> 8760 ghante<>
QISMAT Aap ka sath de,
>525600 minutes<
KAMYABI aap k Qadam choome aur
>31536000 scnds<
meri DUAAIN aap k sath rahe.
Aameen.
H@PPY NEW YE@R....
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Yaqin Pe Yaqin DiLate Hain Dost

Rah Chalte Ko Chutiya Bnate Hain Dost

Pepsi BoL K KUPPI PiLate Hain Dost

PehLi Bar Zindgi May XXX Dikhaty hain dost ,


Roz ghar der se aane pr abbay se gand pittwate hain Dost
Pr kuch b kaho salay bohat yad aate hain Dost

"Love u kanjro.
HAPPY NeW YEAR ADVANCE.
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If any dog
  @   attacks u

 .IL


<@_,
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< >



<@_,
  V__,
<



 @>
/V
< L



  ,_@>
,__V
      L



<@_,
 V__,
./

Enj tamashey ni krny

Nas jana a...;-)     dikha mera pyar
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Waqt k ek ek pal me yad ate ho TM,

Saans ki ek ek lehar ko chhu jate ho TM,

Jb hoti he Raat nikalte han taaray,

CHAND me muskurate nazar aate ho tm...."
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Woh Hatta rahy Hen Parda,

Sar-e-Aam Chupke Chupke,

Koi Qatal
Ho raha hy,

Dar-e-Baam Chupke Chupke,

Ye Jhuki
Jhuki Nigahein,

Ye Haseen Haseen Isharay,

Kahein Le Na Jayen Shayad,

Meri Jaan
Chupke Chupke,

Kabhi Shokhiyan Dikhana kabhi Unka Muskurana.

Ye Adayen
kar Na dalein Mera Kaam
Chupke Chupke,

Ye jo Hichkiyan Musalsal Mujhe Aa rahi hen yaro,

Koi Le raha hy Shayad, , , ,

Mera
Naam Chupke Chupke..
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"ES SAL K END KA SAWAL"

ap k khyal me meri d0sti ne apko kya dia?

Khushi, Mohbat,Wqt, Bhrosa, Hosla, Nfrat,Tension, Time Waste, Apnaiyat??

Reply Must. I am waiting for u.
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2010 is coming

Before 2009 ends, let me thank all the good people like U

who made my 2009 beautiful.I pray u b blessed with a faithful year ahead.

I wish U a fantastic January

Loveable February

Marvelous March

Foolish April

Enjoyable May

Successful June

Wonderful July

Independent August

Powerful September

Tastiest October

Beautiful November

Happiest December

Have a VICTORIOUS year!

Hope I am the first 1 who wished U for the 12 months of 2010
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 ,¤"^"$;,
 '¤;,,_
         "'¤,
 '$;,,_,,;¤' ORRY...

Friend !

Ths is a special SORY 2 u...

Plz excuse my al mistakes befre the END OF 2009.
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Tha koi jo mere DiL ko zakhm de gaya.

Zindgi bhar jine ki qasam de gaya.

Lakhon pholon me se ek phool chuna tha me ne.

Jo kanto se bhi gehri chuban de gaya..
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Dunia Ki 2 Bht Bari Hqeqaten     

1.dunia k 95% log apni zuban upr wale danto se ne lga skty






















































2.ye msg prhty hi 99% BYWAQuF ye koshish krty he
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,;, Kehte Hain ,;,

"waqt" se phle aur "Kismat" K bina.

Kisi Ko Kuch milta nhi,

Affsos!

UnKe paas "waqt" nhi,

Hamare pass "Kismat" nahi.
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*.*BEST MSG OF THE WORLD (forever)*.*

Kabhi b apne naseeb ko bura mat kaho

Q k ye naseeb hi hai k tum MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) k ummati ho.

SUBHAN ALLAH!
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Woh rootha rootha sa lagta hai

Koi Tarkeeb batao mananey ki


Ham Zindagi Girvi rakh denge

Tum Qeemat batao Muskurany ki..
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Kisi se gila kya krna is jahaan mein
      .*"*.*"*.
   '* FARAZ.*'
         "*,*"
Shayad hum hi yaad k qabil nahin rahe.
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Kisi ne mujhse pucha k:
'DOST' kya hy..?

Maine kaha...

Ek Nemat
Ek Dua
Ek Izzat
Ek Hifazat
Ek Rishta
Ek Bharosa
Ek Taqat
Ek Ehsas
Ek Mithas
Ek Haqiqat
Ek Mohabbat
Ek Wafa
Ek Pasand
Ek Chahat
Ek Sahara
Ek Kinara
Ek Sahil
Ek Kashti
:
Raaz b hy
Parda b
Dhup b hy
Chaun b
Phul b hy
Khushbu b
Hasrat b hy
Umeed b
:
ALLAH har kisi ko achhe dost ata kare
Jese 'AAP'
    ))_AMEEN_((
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BEST  SMS

 in Quran_e_Majeed

"Ae Bande Agar Kbi Raat
Ko Tri Ankh Khule
or Tu Phr So Jae
To TuNe Mjse
Be-wfai Ki
or Agr Tri Ankh Khule
or
TuNe Wazoo Kya
or
Mri Ibadat Ki
TuNe Manga or
Mne Qbol Na
Kya
To Mne Tjse Be-wfai
Ki
or Me Asa Nh
Krta!

" Suraha-e-Mulk
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Kaa§h Chahnay Walay Hamaisha Chahnay Walay Hi Rehtay

 . . . . .  FARAZ....!=*

Par Log ?k§ar Badal Jatay Hain Mohabat Ho Jany K Baad..
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Pathan:

Yara ye

"SENT MESSAGE"

kia hota hay?

Dusra Pathan:

khuda ka qasam

tum to bilkul ullu ka patha hay

'sent mesage' ka matlab khushbu wala message.
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Hum itny kHOBSORAT to nhin hen HAN Mgr!




Jisy Ankh bhar kar dekh £en usy ULJHAN men dal dety hen.
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Mirassi

sardio

mein

kese

nahatay

hain?    

sheeshay

k

samny

khare

hote

hain,

phr

sheshay

pe

pani

phenk

k

kehte

 hain

 "oye mar gaye, enna thanda pani :)
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Once there lived a SEXY WOMAN

who had no husband,bt still every night she enjoyed.
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.
.
.
.
.
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.
"DINNER";>


god bless your Dirty mind...
;-)
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Dard deny se mohabat barhti hay Faraz..

Ye keh k wo meri ungli darwazay mai DE gaya
|!
|!"\(-,-)
|!    //>
     _/\_ . Oui Allah
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 Jo gham milay woh naseeb thay,

Tha Sb kuch phr b ghreeb thay,

Jb dukh milay to sb chor gaey,

Mere apne kitnay ajeeb thay... !
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Tapti rahi hai aas ki kirno pe zindagi


Lamhe judayioon ke maah,o-saal ho gaye

Jo kabhi har roz mila karte the Faraz

Wo chehry to ab khwab_o_khayal ho gaye.
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 Us Nazar Ki Taraf Mat Dekho Jo aapko Dekhne Se Inkar Karti Hai...

Dooniya Ki Bheer Me Us Nazar Ko Dekho Jo Sirf AAp  ka Intazaar Karti ha....
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1 admi ne kaha "is zindagi se to maut hi achi

"Ek dam IZRIYEL aa gaya or kha "Tumhari jan nikalne ka hukam hua hay
Admi bola:

"Ley daso, hun banda gal ve na kre
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Love is like a butterfly.

The more you chase it,

 the more it eludes you

but

if you just let it fly,

it would come to you when you least expect it.
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Jagti raat k honton pe fasanay jesay,

aik pal mein simat aaey hon zamanay jesay,

Aql kehti hay bhulaa do jo nahi mil paya

Dil wo pagal k koi baat na maanay jesay,

Rastay mein wohi manzar hain puranay ab tak,
Bus kami hay to nahi log puranay jesay,

Aaena dekh k ehsas yehi hota hay,

Le gia waqt ho umron k khazanay jesay,

Raat ki aankh se tapka hua aansu shabnam,

Makhmaleen ghaas pe moti k hon daanay jesay.
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| |
| |___ AST    and
l____ OVELY

( *_*) G@@D (*_*)

  ||\\    ||
  ||  \\  ||
  ||    \\|| ight
        of 2()()9  
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Pehli mulaqaat thi aur hum dono hi bay bas thay
    ""tabish"-
wo zulfain na sambhal paaye aur hum khud ko.....!!
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"Dilon ki Emaarton main kahin Bandagi nahi....


Aur


Pathar ki masjadon main KHUDA
Dhondty hain Log.(IQBAL)
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Nigah Azal se Pyasi hai or kuch b nhi,

Sari Doniya hi khafa c hai or kuch b nhi,

Gham-e-jana hai Na gham-e-Duniya"

Aik Bay Naam c Udasi hai or kuch b nahi.
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Wo ijazat Dain to

itni Baat Keh Dena,

Hamain Neend nahi Aati Sari Rat Keh Dena,

Kisi Kam mei bi DiL nhi Lgta Aaj KaL,

Humen boht Stati hai un ke Yad Keh Dena
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Humari Aapse Sirf Itni Guzarish Hai,

Na Zabardasti Hai Na Koi Sifaarish Hai,

Humari Yaad Ka Faqat Itna Aihtemaam Ho,

Aapki DUA Mein Humara Bhi Naam Ho..!
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            ('.')

          _/? ?/_

    <>""""<"<""""<>


Low fir assi v twade bohe de samne MANJi  daa lie a.

Hun sms kro ge te fr e uthan ge.
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 ('.')   kasy

/)j)/  ho d0st?

_/ /_



 ('.')   ap ko

<)j)> pata hy?

_/ /_



K Zindgi Ka K0i Bhr0sa Nhe!




Is Liye Hum Ap K0 abi keh daty hain,
  ,-*"*-.,.-*"*-,

   (Happy New)

   / Year 2010/          /MUBARAK/

   "-._;_i_;_.-"
In advance
           ('.')

      >---) (---<

       _/  /_

KAL HO NA HO.
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Difficülties in ür life do not come to dstroy U

but

help U to realise ur hidden potential & power.

Let Difficulties know that U too r Difficült to be conquerd..

Hv a nice n sweet day.

May Allah shower His countless blessing upon u.(ameen)
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?'"'?___?"''?*

?    ?=?   APPY¤

?__?"''''?__?*

SWEET SWEET

 *MORNING*

_.*.FOR.*.__.

  ¤\  \ /  /¤

    *\,/ OU.

     ¤/ /

*_.*._*

 ~% GOOD MORNING %~

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Udaas Shaamon Ki Siski'on Mein-

Kabhi Jo Meri Aawaz Sun'na-

Tau BeetaY Lamhon Ko Yaad Kar KaY-

Enn Hi Fiza'on Mein Laut Aana-

TUM Aaya KartaY ThaY  KHUWAAB Ban Kar-

Kabhi Mehakta GHULAAB Ban Ker-

MAIN  Khushk Honton SaY Jab Pukarun-

Enn Ada'on Mein Laut Aana-

Meri WAFA'ON Ka PAAS Rakhna-

Meri DUA'ON Ko PAAS Rakhna-

Main  KHALI HATHON  Ko Jab Uthaun-

Meri  DUA'ON Mein  Laut
Aana ... !
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Tm mohabt ko b fraib smjte ho  

 'FARAZ'

US ki ada  hai jb b mila nigahon ko juka k mila
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??"""-.

??        )

!!....-"IN   HO,


Ya

??""")

??""'\AAT   HO

ALLAH
Apki
Zindagi
ko
har
pal
KHUSHIYON
Or
REHMATON
se
bhar
Day
Ameen.
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Jo Kaanp Uthta Tha Mujhe Gawanay K Khauf Se,

Wo Chor Gaya Mujhe Zamanay K Khauf Se,



Duniya Main Kuch Khaas  Nahi Hain hum,

Jee Rahay Hain Bas Mar Janay K Khauf Se,



Hamari Misaal Bhi Un Phoolon Si Hai ,faraz

Jo Khilay Hi Nahi Murjhanay K Khuf se..
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Bhegay Mousam ki Kushbu in hwaon mai ho

Apki Yadon ka Ehsas in Fizaon me ho

Yunhi Sda rhy Apk Chry pe Muskuraht

Khuda kry Itna Asr Hmari Duaon me ho.
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Frndz!

AKHIRAT ka PAPER out hai.

Section A "QABAR" hai aur Section B "HASHAR".

Section A mein 3 Q/s hain.

1. Tumhara RAB kon?

2.Tumhara DEEN kia hai?

3.Tumhare NABI kon?

Section B k 5

Q/s:1.Apni umer kahan guzari?

2.Jawani kin kamun mein kharch hui?

3.Maal kahan se kamaya?

4.Aur kahan kharch kia?

5.Apnay ilim per kia amal kia?

Agar koi paper out honay k bawajud fail hojaye

 tou us se bara na samajh koi nahin! Think & Prepare 4 it
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Hr Dam Karon Yad Tujhe Duaon Me,

Tu Sada Rahe Mohabbt Ki Chhaon Me,

Izat Ho Teri Sab Ki Nigahon Me,

Koi Gham Na Mile Tujhe Zindgi Ki Rahon men.

(AAMEEN)i MISS U
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Mein Zindgi Se Mayoos Nhi Lekin_
Jab Us Ne Mujh Se Pocha K_

Tumhare Nzdek Kia Hai Aehm_


    "Meri Zindgi"


             Ya

       Tumhari
         Zindgi


Mein Ne Kaha K

  "MERI ZINDGI"

Ye Sun Kar Wo Mujh Se Boht Door Chala
Gaya_
Ye B Na Socha K
   Wohi To Hai

 "MERI ZINDGI.!
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________

l     ____l

l    l___

l     ___l riendship

l___l

Needs


NO Expectations

NO Promises

NO Demaads

Just wants Sincerity Trust Care

&

Also

"SWEET SMS"
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Ek swal:
TUM KESE HO?

Ek nasehat:
APNA KHYIL RKHNA

Ek khof:
MJHe BHOL NA Jana

Ek haqeqat:
u r very Beautiful

Ek jhot:
Tm Mjhe YaD Nhe ate

Ek such:
I MI$$ U
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.: True Thought :.
Socho Agar SMS Recieve Karny k Paisy Lagty To Kia Hota ..?


Guess ..?




Guess ..?



Aaj Aap Meri Waja Se Road Per Bheek Mang Rahy Hoty;)
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Masjide Nabwi 82000 murabba meter

Hight 1225 Meter

Is me 2014 Piller

Har piler me 6*6 Meter fasla

Gumbad wale pilr ka fasla 18 Metr

Harkat karne wale 1 gumbad Ka weight 80 Tan

Is ki chat 67000 Murabba metr Jis pr 90000 Namazion ki gunjaish

Is ka sehen 235000  Muraba metr nmazio ki gunjaish 430000

IS Tarh is me total 698000 Namazio ki gunjaish hi

ALLAH SE DUA HI K WO HME AUR HMARE WALDEN KO BHI IN NMAZION ME SHAMIL KARE. (AMEEN)
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Na Milta Gham To Barbaadi K Afsanay Kahan Jaty,

Agar Dunya Chaman Hoti To Veeranay Kahan Jaty

Chalo Achha Huwa Apnon Men Koi Ghair To Nikla

Sabhi Hotay apny to beganey kahan jaty,

Tum hi ne gham ki dolat di, bara ehsan farmaya

Zamanay bhar k Aagay haath  phelany kahan jaty
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Life has so much 2 teach us

As 1 famous Chinese poet has said

Shinguya chi chongo itima shin shung una seol ping pinago ching

Learn from this

Subho-ba-khair
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Wo hata rahe hain parda sar-e-aam
chupke chupke

Koi qatal ho raha ha
dar-e-baam
chupke chupke

Ye jhuki jhuki nigahain
ye haseen haseen ishare

kahin le na jayen shayad meri jaan
chupke chupke

kabhi shokhiyan dikhana kabhi unka muskurana

ye adayain ker na daalain mera kaam
chupke chupke

Ye jo hichkiyan musalsal mujhe aa rahi hain yaaro

Koi le raha ha shayad
mera naam
chupke chupke.
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Ik teray roth janay say kisi ko kuch nai hota,

Lakin hum sirf itna jantay hai k,

Teray roth janay say hum hansna bhol jatay hai,
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Latest text messages collection

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       *

    /

  /

/

its magic stick n
i'll make u prince

Close ur eyes

Now open ur eyez

       ;****;

    x(@..@)x

       "(---)"

Oops
jadu ulta hogaya!!.;-)
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December k mahinay ka

Wo shayad akhri din tha

Guzray bars kahin mainay

Muhabat lafz likha tha kisi kaghaz k tukray par

Achanak yad aya hai

Guzray bars kahin mujh ko

Kisi say bat karni thi

Usay kehna tha jaan-e-jaan...

Mujhay tum say muhabat hai

Magr main keh nahi paya

Wo kaghaz aj tak lipta para hai dhool mein lekin

Kisi ko day nahi paya

December phir k guzar gya hai

Dobara chah kar b main

Muhabat kar nahi paya...!
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Friendship is a Sea.



And friends are fish.






You are my golden fish.



I want to keep u safe.


But if u try to 4get me i will?

     "Fry U"
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Allah Kare Ap Doob Jayein,



"~"~"~"
~"~"~"
"~"~"~






Khushyon k aise Gehray Sumandr me

K jiski Gehrayon tak kabhi koi Gham na puhanch sakay

Ameen!
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NABI(SAW)ki juma ki sunatain:

1.Acha libas

2.Ghusal

3.Khusbu

4.Miswak

5.Surma

6.Darud sharif

7.Sura Kahaf
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"BEAUTIFUL DUA"
from
last AYAT OF SURAH BAQRAH
AE Hamare"RAB"agr hm se bhol hogai ho
Ya
Koi khata ki ho
To
Hmari pakr Na krna
AE hmare"RAB"Hum pr wo bojh Na dal
Jo hm sy pehle logo pr dala tha

AE hmare"RAB"hum pr wo bojh Na dal
Jis ki hame taqat Na ho
Or
Hum sy Darguzar farma,
Or
Hame Bakhsh de
Aamen.
Good morning
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Bhulana humari aadat nahi"

yaadashat chali jaye to alag baat hai"

aap ke yaad aati hai har saans ke sath

saans khatam ho jaye to alag baat hai":-
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 .*"*"*"*.

 ", DIL ,"

    ' * ' Me ab teri chaht k siwa kch nhi

Zndagi me teri yad k swa kch nhi

Me tjhe tohfe me kia don

meri jholi me mohabat k siwa kuch nahi.
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Kuch nahi hai magar meri zindgi men tum ho,

Aarzu, Justuju meri Bundgi tum ho,

Bhol jaon ye tumne socha kese..

Meri har nazar meri har Dua mai tum ho.
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"I pray That happiness bE at Yoür DooR.

May It Knock early, stay late, & leave d giFt Of

ALLAH's PeAcE, LoVe, Joy & Good Health Behind!.
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'Golden words'

* Apna zakham usy mat dekao jis k pas marham na ho.

* Kisi ko apny sy kam tar mat samjo na janay khuda nay us ko kon kon se nehmat sy navaza hoga.

* Agr logo k kasor maaf karo gay tu allah tumhary kasor maaf kry ga.

* buray saalok ka behtaren jowab acha saalok hay.
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Hr simt gham-e-hijr k Toofan hain MOHSIN

Mat poochh k Hum kitne Preshan hain MOHSIN

Hr chehra nazar aata hai Tasweer ki soorat

Hum shehr k logon se b Anjan hain MOHSIN

Jis Shehr-e-Mohabbat ne Humein Loot lia hay

Us Shehr se ab Kooch k imkan hain MOHSIN

Kashti abi Umeed ki Doobi to Nahein hay.

Phir Kiyun Teri Aankhon mein ye Toofan hain MOHSIN.

Kar in ka Adab,Rakh Inhein Seenay se lga kr

Ye Dard,ye Tanhaiyan Mehmaan hain MOHSIN..
==============================================
"Kis baat pe rootha hai pata ho tu manaon

mohsin"

"Wo rooth tu jata hai, shikayat nhi karta...!
==============================================
Zindagi Milti Hai Aik Bar

Maut Milti Hai Aik Bar

Iqrar Hota Hai Aik Bar

Pyar Hota Hai Aik Bar

Jab Hota Hai Sub Kuch Aik Bar

Phir Q Tum Yaad Aate Ho Bar Bar...
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Mujhe dil de kr aj mehrban ho jao

Meray dil ma utr kr meri jan ho jao

Mai kon hon kia hon mujhe koi nahi janta

Aj meri jan bn kr meri pechan ho jao.

GOOD night
==============================================
...GAZAL..
Mujhe jeenay ki umeed dobara day do.
Meri doobti kashti ko kinara day do.
Main dard k sahil pe tanha khara hoon,

Phir aa k apni baanhon ka sahara day do.

Tera daman to bhara ha sitaron se
Mujhe sadqay me aik sitara day do.

Maray aangan me aaj andhera hai bohat.
Meri dehleez ko phir apna nazara day do,

Chand lamhay
tujhay dekhnay ki Hasrat hai bus
 main nay kab kaha waqt apna mujhay sara day do.
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Koi Deewar Rehne Do,

Faqat Izhaar Rehne Do,

Safar Mein Sath Chal Kr B,

Humein Is Paar Rehne do..

Na Aankhon Mein Sajao Tum,

Na HumKo Khaak Hone Do,

Na Tarsein Teri Qurbat Ko,

Humein Bebaak Rehne Do..

Humein Ash'aar Mein Likho,

Magar Na Gungunao Tum,

Kitabon Mein Kahein Rakh Kr,

Humein Phir Bhool Jao Tum..

Suno!


Tumse Ye Kehna Hay,

Safar Mein Dhool Hone Tak,

Koi B Bhool Hone Tak,

Mujhe Tum Maang Lena Bus,

Dua MAQBOOL Hone Tak...
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Tanha Raaton

main yaad koi

ata hai

Waqt Mera

aksar us ki

yaad Main

kat Jata hai

Khushi or

ghum main wohi nazar Aata hai

QK ye

PagAL DiL usay

boht Chahta hai.
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Mujh mein khushbu basi usi ki hai..!..!

Jaise ye zindagi usi ki hai..!..!

Wo kahin aas pas hai mere..!..!

Ho na ho ye hansi usi ki hai..!..!


Ab to ye khwab bhi nahi mere..!..!


Ab to ye neend bhi usi ki hai...!..!


Yaa to koi kami nahi mujh mein..!..!


Ya phir mujh mein kmi usi ki hy.
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¤Konsi Rutt Tere Nam Likhon¤

January Ki Subh-e-Roshan

Ke February Ka Ubharta Joban

March Khila Khila Sa

Ke April Dhula Dhula Sa

May Ki Ugti Hoi Dhoop

Ke June Ka Chubta Hova Sakoot

July Ka Sar Charhta Hova Suraj

Ke August Mein Ghulami Ka Dhalta hova Suraj

September Mein Janam Leti Koi Khwahish

Ke October Mein Pyar Ki Barish

November Ki Sari Raanaiyan

K Bheegtay December Ki Tanhaiyan!!

¤To Hi Bta K Is  Saal¤
¤Konsi Rutt Tere Nam Likhn¤
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Sabz madhm roshni may surkh anchal ki dahanak

Sard kamry may machalti garm sanso ki mehak

Baazoun k sakht halky may koi nazuk badan

Silwatain malboos par aanchal b kuch dahlka hua

Garmi.e.rukhsar say daheki hui tahndi hawa

Narm zulfon say mulayem unglion ki cher char

Surkh honto par shararat ki kisi lamhy ka aaks

Raishmi bahon may churrhi ki b madhm kahnak

Sharmagein lehjon may dheeray say kabi chahat ki baat

Do dilon ki dahrkano may goonjti the ek sada

Kanpty honto pay thee Allah say sirf ek dua

Kaash ye lamhay tehr jayen tehr jayen zra )
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O Utho Utho

Dekho Pakistan  Mein Kiya Howa  Hy

Nahi Pata??
?
?
Nahi  Pata?
OoH0  SubhA  Howi  Hy  YaaR.
   (",)

  *=))=*

  _/ L
GooD MorNinG>
Aslam O Alikum
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Na me pas usko bula saka~~


~~Na me Dil ki bat bata saka~~



~~Wo hansi hansi me hi chal diya~~



~~K me hath tk na mila ska~~
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.-.,'.-.

'.<====

    'Aisa kabhi na krna.

.-._.-.               .-._.-.

"-._.-"              "-._.-"

.-._.-.           .-._.-.

"-._.-"          "-._.-"

.-._.-.        .-._.-.

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"-._.-"   "-._.-"

.-._.-..-._.-.

"-._.-"-._.-"

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"-._.-._.-"

.-._.-.  .-._.-.

"-._.-" "-._.-"

.-._.-._.-.

"-._.-._.-"

Or aisa krty rhana.
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????? ??????? ??? ???? ?????? ??!

?????? ???? ?? ?????

??? ???? ???

KUCH SAMAJH AYA?



Nhi?

Tmhari Bhabhi KATRINA ne Prem Patar Bheja hy..

I Lv U 2 KATRINA JAN...!
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Al-Quran Surah Furqan Ayat 17

"Magar

 jo

 tauba

karen

or

apne

amaal

ki

islaah

karlen

to

 Allah

inki

burayoon

ko

nekiyoon

se

badal

deg,

SUBHANALLAHA"
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*¤({[  D  ]})¤*
is box mei mere liye kuch aesa likh k bhejo jo muje 2010 main hmesha yd rahe. .
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Uss ney mjhe ye keh kr chor dia

faraz
.
.
.
.
Mjhe neend aajati hai 11 bje ke baad aur tmhara pckage shuru hota hai 12 bje ke baad.
==============================================
"Jiska raabita

khuda ke saath ho wo naakaam nahi hota"

"Naakaam wo

hota hai Jiski

umeedein

duniya se

waabasta hon"
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"Meri Dua"

ha k Aap,

    ***2010***
k,

    "12 Mahine"

Khush Raho,

    "52 Haftay"

Muskurate raho,

       "365 din"

Aap par khuda meharban rahe,

   "8760 Ghante"

QISMAT Apka 7 de,

 "525600 mintes"

KAMYABI apk Qadam choome
&

    "31536000
        seconds"

meri DUAYEN aap k 7 rahen
Aameen.
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*MUJ KO TUM*
**KHO DO GY**
  == * * * *==


Meri "R0OH" Nikalny Wali Hogi,

Meri SANS Bikhrny Wali Hogi,

Phir Daman ZINDAGI Ka Choty Ga,

Dhaaga Sans

Ka B Tuty Ga,

Phir Wapis Me Na Aon Ga,

Phir Mujse koi Na Rothy Ga,

Phir Ankhon M Noor Na Ho Ga,

Phir Dil Ghamo Se Choor Na Ho ga,

Us Pal TUM Muj Ko

Thamo Gy,

Muj Sa D0ST Apna Mango Gy,

Phir ME Na Kuch B Boloon Ga,

Ankhen B Na Kholoon Ga,

Us pal "TUM" Ro Do Gy,

 =*MUJH KO TUM KHO DO Gy
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1 sarda ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja k us k ghar 1 beta hua

sardar ne uska naam kya rakha h?g? ?






Socho



Nhi pata ?
























MUSHKIL sing.
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Meri har subah ki ibtada

     "TU HAI"

Meri har raat ki intaha

     "TU HAI"

Mera marz na koi samajh saka.

Mere har zakhm ki dawa

     "TU HAI"
Jab bhi haath uthae Khuda ki janib.

Baad Hamd-O-Sana meri DUA

     "TU HAI"

Door reh kar bhi tu pass hai mere.

Kon kehta hai ke mujhse juda

    "TU HAI"
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(MAA)

K"Liye $ubKo CHHOR"DenA

"Lekin $ub K Liye (MAA) KO

MAT ChOrna

(MAA) ROti Hai to Farishton Ko B Rona Aata Hai.

So keep good care of ur (maa).
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 (AZEEM DUA):

Allah aapko HAZRAT ABU BAKAR SIDDIQ KI "SADAQAT"

HAZRAT UMAR KI "TAQAT"

HAZRAT USMAN KI "DAULAT"

HAZRAT ALI KI "HIMMAT"

HAZRAT SULEMAN KI "SALTANAT"

HAZRAT YOUSUF KA "HUSN"

HAZRAT BILAL KI "AAWAZ"

AUR

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.) KI "CHAHAT" NASEEB FARMAYE.

(AAMEEN)
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Jata Howa Décèmbèr

¥e kéh Raha Hai Tùm §é

Rùthay ko Tùm Mana Lù

Haas k Galay Laga Lù

or keh Dù



Happ¥ NEW ¥EAR
     2  0  1  0.
      *~""~*
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Hazaaroon tukre kiye us ne mere dil k magr

FARAZ,

Khud hi ro parha her tukre per apna naam dekh kar..
==============================================
Usay kehna December ja raha hai,

December k Guzrtay hi,

Baras ik aur Maazi ki jafaun me doob jayega,

Usay kehna! Decembr k Guzarne se zara pehle,

Muhabat ki kahani ko koi Takmeel dey jana,

Usay kehna! December ka Maheena jaise guzre ga,

Umeedein doob jayengi,

Wo sapney toot jayengy,

Usey kehna!

Decembr k guzrne se zara pehle,

Muhabat ko koi Tabeer dey jaye,

Usey kehna!

Muqadar ko hamare Doob jane se bacha lena,

Usey kehna!

Decembr ja raha hai...

Mi$$ U
==============================================
Today's sunrise is the 1st sunrise of the New YEAR
&
I pray that
new beem of new year spread happiness in ur life
(AAMEEN)
"Happy New
                 Year"
==============================================
Dear

I M SORRY to say

mujhe bhool jana.

Humari or apki dosti mazeed nhi chal sakti.

mujhe boht afsos k Sath  kehna parta hy

K main apki zindagi se hamesha hamesha

k liye boht door  ja raha hun Main AAJ

Tumhen Hmesha k Liye Chhor kr chala Jaunga,

tmhara apna

Dost
.
.
.
.
.
"2009"

*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
Happy
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Apna future janne k liye

Type kijye





or
.
.
.
.
.
Bhej dyjeye apny Abu k number par.
Hahaha..
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         HAPPY
=>                      <=


==>                 <==


===>             <===


>===>        <===<


>>===>   <===<<


  >>===><===<<


  >>===(N)===<<


   >>==(Ne)==<<


    >>=(New)=<<

      >>(New Y)<<

     <=(New Ye)=>

<==(New Year)=

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: LIFE is a
One-way road....

Where,
U can See Back...

But,
U can't Go Back....!


So don't miss Anything

Enjoy Every Second of Life!!
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Hum Try Warqon Mn Bikhry Hn'

Kabi Wo Purani Kitaben Kholo Tu Yaad Krna'

Hum Qatra Qatra Barsaat Mn Barsen Hn'

Jo Un Barishon Mn Bheego Tu Yaad Krna'

Hum Saans Saans Tri Yaadon Mn Basay Hn'

Jb Saans Ko Ukharta Pao Tu Yaad Krna'

Hum Lmha Lmha Tri Yaad Mn Jalty Hn'

Kabi Khud Ko Khud Sy Khafa Pao Tu Yaad Krna'

Hum Raat Raat Tujhy Rab Sy Mangtay Hn'

Kabi Tum B Haath Uthao Tu Yaad Krna''
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Love is like a GEHRA SAMNDR

SO PLZ IF U DONT MIND

D00B JA MERE PYAR ME




  ('.')>

  <\"\

  _/"\_  LIKE DIS






<('.')

  /"/>

_/"\_  LIKE THAT
_

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Friday, January 1, 2010

SMS, Latest text messages collection, Eid Muabarak & Ramadan SMS, text messages, urdu SMS, Hindi SMS, Funny SMS, Friendship sms, & jokes

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Ba'adab
Ba'mulahiza
Hoshiyar
Apnay mobile ki screen pr Ap khud..
"JALWA AFROZ" ho rhay hain


?

(\./)
/.".) "^---   ,,
\,,/"( ,_ ,_  ; )"
           //   \\ 
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."Tu jahan rahy meri dua ki chaoon ho

Wo shehr ho ya gaoon ho

Teri ankh me nami na ho

kisi cheez ki kami na ho

Tujhy jo lagay wo nazar na ho

Kisi dukh ko teri khabar na ho

Teri rah me Qos-e-Qaza rahy

Tera Hafiz hr pal Khuda rahy

Khushi tery paoon ki dhoul ho


"DUAA'' ye meri Qabool ho. (Aameen).
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*MAA*
     *K Liye*
                *DUA*


Ya *RAB* meri
    *MAA*
ko lazawal rakhna,

Main rahon na rahon meri
     *MAA*
ka khayal rakhna,

Meri khushiyan bhi ley ley meri sansain bhi ley ley,

Magar meri
     *MAA*
k gird sadaa khushiyon ka jaal rakhna.  
    *AAMEEN*
     Maa tjhe salam*
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 ,*'*,  
(  c ' ?
 >-- <_/")

piyare ALLAH,

Jo is sms ko parh raha hey usey dunya ki har khushi dena

Q K

Kuch LOG hamesha Muskuratey huwe achey lagte hen.
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EK KHUBSURAT

ANDAZ-e-DUA

Ae mere ALLAH paak,

Mery Woh Tamam gunah Maaf Farma de.

Jo Meri Duawaon Ki Qabuliat Mein Rukawat Bantay Hain.

     AAMEEN
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Dua Hai Tara Hr Rasta Manzil Ho jy

Tu Jo B Khushi Chahe Wo Hasil Ho jy

Tri Ankh Rat Ko Jo Acha Sapna Dekhe

Suraj Niklne Se Phle Wo Mukaml Ho jy

GooD MoRoNING
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||"""-.
||      )
!!...-"IN   HO..

Ya

||""")
||"""\AAT   HO..,

¤"ALLAH"¤

Ap ki
Zindagi
ko
har
pal
KHUSHIYON
aur
REHMATON
se
bhar
de.
"AAMEEN"
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   "Beshak"
   "Dost pe"
   "Har Cheez"
"Qurban kardo"

    "Par Dost"
 "ko kisi Cheez"
        "pe"
    "Qurban"
   "Mat karna"

   (Hazrat Ali R.A).
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  ,+"''"+.+"''"+,
 + Dil Me Ho  +
  "+,  TUM  ,+"
       "+ ; +"

Aankhon Me Ho
**TUM**

DUA Me Ho
**TUM**

Phir Kon Kahta Hai
**HUMSE** Juda Ho...
**TUM
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;   "Khush raho"
;
;
;Is lie nai k
;
;
;Ap khush rehna chahte hyn
;
;
;Balke
;
;
;Is lie k kuch log
;
;
;Ap ko khush daikna chahty hyn....
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Tum SO K Utho,

Tmhare upar REHMAT ho

Tum DOPAHAR ko Utho tmhare upar REHMAT ho

Tum SHAM ko Utho

Tmhare upar REHMAT ho






from:
REHMAT  Pathan
Peshawar! (
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     *¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤
    /),,/)   (\,,(\

  (  ';'  )  (  ';'  )

   (,,)(,,)  (,,)(,,)
     ¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*




Ye Sirf Ap ko Kehne Aae Hain...





     ¤GOOD¤
     ¤NIGHT¤
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:""--"": WeLcom
".      ."    A
   "v" LovLy MorninG
Start With Name Of
 .+'";     w    ';   ';
'+.+;'      ;      ;   ;
      '+. .+"+. .+
Have A Nice Day.

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   .*"Always"*.
welcome a new day with a
     .*"Smile"*.
on ur.
     .*" Lips"*.
 .*"."*" Love"*"."*.
in ur
  *"."* Heart*"."*.
&
 *"."*" Good"*"."*.
  *" thoughts "*.
in ur
 *"."*" mind"*"."*.
 *"success in ur life"* health in ur body"*           
    **" happiness in ur house" " *    and u'll
 .*"."*always*"."*.
have a
 .*"Wonderful"*.
 .*"."*"Day"*"."*.

 "GOD BLESS U"
" HAVE A NICE DAY"@
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Irshadat-e-Nabwi(S.A.W)
#
Logon sy miltay waqt muskrana,

Andhay ko rasta dikhana,

Rasty sy pathar htana aur

neki ki baat btana bhi SADQA hay           
#
Jub Khush Karde Tujhe Teri Neki

or Buri Lage Tujhe Teri Bura'ee

To Phir (Samajh leh) Tu Momin Hay
#
Main us shaks ko janat k kinaron pr

ghar dilwany ki zmanat deta hun jo

jhagra chor dy khwa wo HAQ pr ho.
#
Sar-sabz o shadab rahay wo shakhs

jo meri Hadees ko sunay aur usko aglay tk phelaey.
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*Wishing
     YoU
        Very*
("'")__("'"),*,¤,*
(     ¤    APPY*
(__)"'"(__),*,¤*
  ¤*¤¤*¤
  *EID*
*** ****
 *%*%*% *%*%MUBARIK
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Kisi se gila kya krna is jahaan mein
      .*"*.*"*.
   '* FARAZ.*'
         "*,*"
Shayad hum hi yaad k qabil nahin rahe...!
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I smile for whom i like :-)



I cry :'( for whom i care



I share with whom i love :-P


I get angry on those whom i think r mine :-|


I laugh with
==============================================
*"GooD NiGht"*

Ab "RAAT" ki "palkein" bheeg chaleen
Aur "CHAND" b hay "chhup" janey ko
.
Kuch deir mein "SHABNAM" aey gi
"PHOOLON" ki "pyas" bujhany ko
.
"TAARON" k "safar" pe "kho" jao
i miss u?
Ab "SO" jao ...!!!
Ab "SO" Jao ...!!!
 G??d
 *****
 N****
  Ni***
   Nig**
    Nigh*
     Night*
==============================================
 =G=h=a=z=a=l =
Yun Humko
Satany
Ki
Zarurat Kya
Thi
Dil Mera
Tor
K
Jany
Ki
Zarurat Kya
Thi
Jo Nhi Tha
Ishq
To
Keh Diya
Hota
Humy Yun
Aazmany
Ki
Zarurat Kya
Thi
Maloom Tha
Gehry Khuwab
Toot
Jayeingy
Neend
Me
Aa
Kar
Jaagany
==============================================
        ,*, PIYA ,*,

Ek khwab ajab sa daikha tha,

Hum us Din se baizaar Piya,

Ab nend bhi Hum se roth gai,

Phr kaise ho Didar Piya,

Ab keh dalo to behtar hai,

Jo krna hai Iqrar Piya,

Dil Ghum se hi phat jaye ga,

Kr daina na Inkar Piya,

Un ashkoun ko un Ankhoun ki,

Na rok sake Diwar Piya,

Agar raste sidhe sadhe hein,

Tu chalna kiun Dushwar Piya,

Haan Jism to apna lout aaya,

Par bhatke Rooh us paar Piya
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U r

70% Beautiful . . .

U r 75% sweet . . .

U r 85% Naughty . . .

U r 90% cute . . .

U r 100% lovely .

Total.
70+75+85+90+100=420

oye tussi tay 

420 nikley
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 @========@
   ) " Svair"   )
  /   ~ da ~   /
 (  "salam" (
@=======@
Allah kry tuada aj da din changa guzray
Tay Rab tuady utay apni rehmtan karay.
(
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,*,*Ye Muskan*,*,


,*,*Ye Jazbay*,*,


,*,*Ye Rishtay*,*,


*,*,*"Ye MoJ"*,*,*


,*,*,Ye Masti*,*,*,


*,*,*Ye Basti*,*,*


*,*,*Ye Pyar*,*,*


*,*,*Ye Wady"*,*,


*,*,*Ye Dosti*,*,*


,*,*,*Ye Dil*,*,*,*,


,*,*,SAB KUCH,*,*


 *"ADHORA HAI"*


*


*"


*"T


*"TU


*"TUM


*"TUMA


*"TUMAR


*"TUMARE


*"TUMARE B


*"TUMARE BI


*"TUMARE BIN


*"TUMARE BINA


*"TUMARE BINA"


*"TUMARE BINA"*


 ,*",I Miss yoU,"*,


  * , *,DIL SE,* , *
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A Allah me tujh se Mangte hon

Kamil Eman or Sacha Yakin

or Kushada Rizk or Ajezi karne wala Dil

or Tera Zikar karne wali Zuban

or Halal-O-Pak Rozi or Sache Dil ki Toba

or Mout se Pehle ki Toba

or Mout k Waqt ka Aram

or Marne k bad Maghfarat O Rehmat

or Hisab k Waqt Muafi

Ya Allah Meri Nadanion ko Muaf Farma

Ya Allah Meri Ye Dua Tmam Musalmano k Haq men Qabol Frma Ameen

//Forward dis DUA as much as You can//

"Kia pta kiski Dua qubol hojaye
==============================================
"زمزم"جيساکوئي پاني نہيں
"نماز"جيسي کوئي عبادت نہيں
دعاؤں ميں ياد رکھنا "
"اسلام"جيسا کوئي مذہب نہيں
"قرآن پاک"جيسي کوئي کتاب نہيںا کوئي خزانہ نہيں
"جمعہ"جيسا کوئي دن نہيں
"رمضان"جيسا کوئي مہينہ نہيں (اور)
"آپ"جيسا کوئي دوست نہيں
"حج"جيسي کوئي زيارت نہيں
==============================================
A Logo!

"Tum GULAB ka PHOOL Ban jaao
Kyun Ke Ye PHOOL
Us K Hatho'n Mein bhi KHUSBOO Chord jata hy

jo isay Masal Kr Phenk Deta hy.

(Hazrat Ali A.S)
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       "Dosti"

1 bohut pyara rishta ha kyun k is ka mtlab ha

D) DUA denay wala

O) OMMIED ki kiran

S) SATH denay wala

T) TANHAI ka sathi

I) ITBAR k Qabil.

Ap ke jise hum
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Prophet (PBUH) said:

Toba Gunah ko kam karta hai

Jhoot Rizq ko

Gheebat Neki ko

Ghum Umr ko

Sadqa Bala ko

Ghussa Aqal ko

Takabbur ilm ko

Neki Badi ko

GOOD MORNING
==============================================
TUM Rooth jaya karo is tarah,


K Jaisay..!

Zindagi ki Khwahish krne walon se,
Zindgi Rooth jati hai...

Mujhe Sataaya karo is tarah,


K Jaisay..!

M?ùt ki tamanna karne waly ko Zindagi Satati hai,


Sath chhor jaya karo is tarah,


K Jaisay..!

Khùshboo Ph?ol ko chor jati hai,


Magar....
           'JAANA'....!

Jab Mere Zàbt k Bandhan toot jayein to,

Maan jaya karo is tarah,

K Jaisay..!


Gùnahgar Bàndy k girr-girrane per,
KHUDA maan jata hai,.
==============================================
 \('.')/ hands up 

   ||

  / \

agar apni jaan pyari hai to jitne b sms inbox mein hain sab send kardo

KHABRDAR
.
.

Drafts mein kya hai?
*
Woh bi nikalo.
==============================================
Ya allah humen atta kar Quraan parhny wali Zuban"

Halal or Pak Rozi"

"Sache Dil se mot se phly ki Tauba

"Mot k waqt Kalma or Aasani"

"Marne k bad Maghfirat or Hazrat MUHAMMAD S.A.W.

ki Shifa'at, Sifarish or Rehmat"

"Hisab k waqt Maafi"

Aur

Ye "SMS" karne, Parhnay or Phelanay wale or

un k ghar walon ki BAKHSHISH aur maghfirat.
 
    ( Ameen. )
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Gifts of 21st
Century:-

Our Comunication
Wireless

Our cooking
Fireless

Our food
Fatless,

Our women
Sleeveless.

Our youth
Jobless

Our relation
Loveless

Our attitude
Careless.

Our politics
Shameless

Our arguments
Baseless

Our job
Thankless

Bcoz
Our life is

"Islam LESS"
THINK?
==============================================
Friends living in heart are worst residents.

They capture it like a qabza group,

pay no rent like a muft khorr,

don't vacant easily like dheet people,

and when they finally leave the heart,

it's broken into pieces like after a khudkush hamla!

Dedicated to all my terrorist friends!
==============================================
(Alag Baat Hai)

Ap k pas dimag hai
Chalta nahi wo alag baat hai

Ap smart hain
Koi manta nahi wo alag bat hai

Aap ameer hain
Lakin kanjus hain wo alag baat hai

Aap sharif hain
Lagta nahi wo alag bat hai

Aap k pas cell fone hai
Balance nahi wo alag bat hai

Kafi izzat hai ap ki
Koi krta nahi wo alag baat hai

Ap ki besti ho rhi hy ap pher b hss rhy ho,ye alag bat hai ....
==============================================
Do u know
Khana Kaba ki 4 sides k Naam?

1.Rukn-e-YAMANI

2.Rukn-e-IRAQI

3.Rukn-e-SHAAMI

4.Rukn-e-Hijray ASWAD

And height of KHANA KABA IS 54 feet 9 inch.Frwd it
==============================================
Behtreen khubsurthi:

Honton k lye Darood Pak

Awaz k lye Tilawat Quran

Ankhon k lye Haya

Chehry k lye wazu

Dil k lye Allah pak ka khof
Yaqeni khobsurti
==============================================
A true friend is not like

,',' ,' Rain',' ,',

which comes
&
goes away..

A True Friend is Like

=_= _Air_=_=

Sometimes Silent But
Always Around U.
==============================================
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





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.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Main Welding da kam v jan,da waan. : 
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Ajeeb tarah se nakam rahy hum dono..... 

FARAZ

TU- mujhy chah na saka main TUJE- bhula na saka....
==============================================
A Mere KHUDA,

Muje S?rf Itna Kamal De,

Muje Apn? Rah Par Daal De,

Ter? Rehmat0N Ka Naz00l H0,

Muje Maal-0-Zr K? Haws Na H0,

Muje Bus Tu R?zq_E_Halal De,

MeRe ZeheN mei TeRi FiKr ho,

MeRi SaAns Mei TeRa Zikr Ho,

TeRa KhoF MeRi NiJaaT ho,

SaBHi KhOf DiL sAi NiKal Dai,

TeRi Bargaah mei AE KHUDA,

Mera sar yun jhuka ho,

bho0l jaun mai saare gham,

dil mai sirf hadaeton ka nazo0l ho.
Ameen
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Insan
k
under
msg
parhne
ka
itna
shoq
hota
hai
k
chahe
uss
pagal
stupid
fool
bewaquf
nalaiq
ko
kitni
b
gaali
par
rahi
hon
niche
tak
parhta
zaror
hai
tum
dur
kyun
jate
ho
ab
apne
ap
ko
hi
dekh
lo
ye
pata
hote
hue
b
k
is
msg
main
kuch
nhi
hai
phir
b
parhe
ja
rahe
ho
parho
parho
bilkul
last
tak
parhna
ab
tum
soch
rahe
ho
k
kab
ye
bakwas
msg
khatam
hoga
Aur
may
b
kisi
ko
yehi
msg
forward
kar
k
pareshan
karun
to
karo
Ab
tumari
baari
hai.
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""Usay kehna!

""Koi aaj b Tum Bin""

""Hijr ki jhulsti Dupehron main""

""Sulagta hai""

""Habs zada raton main""

""Palkon say Sitaray ginta hai""

""Shaam k udaas Lamhon main""

""Darya kinaray beth kr""

""Tumhain yaad krta hai""

""Hawaon say Tumari baat krta hai""

""Tumhain lout anain ko kehta hai""

""Usay kehna!

""Koi tum say Bicharr Kar bahut udaas rehta hai...""
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   o...;=-   * \o/
   JL            Jl



    o
      Jl      ==<*>o

SMS Nahe Krta Tha tapka dia,
Ab TERA  kiya hoga:-)
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Power of Quran.'

> 1. Sura Yasin relief from azaab in the grave
>
> 2. Sura Rehman it will make us rich
>
> 3. Sura Al Waquiya it will release u from hunger
>
> 4. Sura Al Mulk brings light in ur grave
>
> 5. Sura Al Jasia it will bring peace in ur life
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Aslam o Aliakum : Sunnat Par 'Amal Karain!  In kalimaat Ko Sunnat Ki Niyat Se badal dain. 

1=HELLO/HI Ko Assalaam O 'Alaikum

2=THANKS Ko JazaakALLAH

3=By By/Take Care Ko Fee AmaanALLAH

4=Wow/Great Ko MashaaALLAH

5=OK Ko InshaaALLAH

6=I m Fine ko AlhamdoLILLAH

7=Bohat Khoob /Zabardast Ko SUBHAAN ALLAH sy.
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Aslam o Aliakum : Sunnat Par 'Amal Karain! 

In kalimaat Ko Sunnat Ki Niyat Se badal dain. 

1=HELLO/HI Ko Assalaam O 'Alaikum

2=THANKS Ko JazaakALLAH

3=By By/Take Care Ko Fee AmaanALLAH

4=Wow/Great Ko MashaaALLAH

5=OK Ko InshaaALLAH

6=I m Fine ko AlhamdoLILLAH

7=Bohat Khoob /Zabardast Ko SUBHAAN ALLAH sy.
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Plz give the answr of this qustion reply is must

Pagal tanhai

main kia

Mehsoos krta hai?





Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsoos kro to bata dayna.
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 ('.')   Kahan

 /) )\ Ho

  ! \_  Dost



  ('.')  SMS

 <)  )> Q Nehi

   ! \_  Bhejtay



Jaldi Bhejo


         ('.')  Itnay

   >---(  )---<

      _/  \_ Saray.
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EHAM MALOOMAT

HAMARE PAYARE NABI (S.A.W.W)
K

WALID KA NAAM
ABDULLAH

DADA
ABDUL-MUTTALIB

NANA
HAZRAT WAHAB

WALIDA
HAZRAT AAMINA

NANI
HAZRAT BIRRAH

DADI
HAZRAT FATIMA BINT AAMAR

AAP KI AZVAAJ KI TADAAD :11

SHEHZADAY :3

SHEHZADIYAN :4

CHACHHA :14

PHOPHIYAN :6

DOODH SHAREEK BHAI :6

DOODH SHAREEK BEHNEEN :3

DAMAAD :3

NAWASY :5

NAWASIYAN :3

AAP SE MILTI JULTI SOORAT WALY HAZRAAT :11

MOAZZIN :4

MUHAFIZ
(PEHRY-DAR):9

GHULAM:40
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CUT YOUR NAIL IN SUNNAT WAY ON FRIDAY.

1- fingar shahadat

2- middle

3- ring

4- small !

THEN LEFT HAND.

5-small

6- ring

7- middle

8-shahdat

9-thumb and

10-right hand thumb.

So plz adopt sunnat way and pray for me thanks.
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3-BAATIN

3 BAATIN INSAN KO TABAHI TAK LEY JATI HAIN.

1-TOBA KI UMEED PAR GUNAH KARTY REHNA.

2-ZINDGI KI UMEED OR TOBA NA KARKA.

3-TOBA KIYE BAGHAIR REHMAT KI UMEED RAKHANA
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S u n e h r i Batain :

1)  Jo shakhs Allah se darta h?i woh kabhi badla nahi layta.

2)  Hasad karnay waala m?ut se pehle mar jaata hai.

3)  Kisi per aitamaad na karo, jab tak usay ghuss?y may na dekh lo.

4)  Maut ko yaad rakna nafs ki tamaam bemarioan ki shifa hai.

5)Khushi insaan ko itna nahi sikhati jitna keh gham.

6)Sachai ek aisi dawa hai jis ki lazzat karvi, magar taseer meethi hai.

7)Azan k waqt khamosh rha kro ta k mout k waqt Kalma naseb ho
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QURAN ghar me he mgr hum party nai

Hum dil me zra b KHUDA ka khauf rakty nai

Zalzalo ki ahat se uth jate hain foran hum

mgr Fajar ki Azan pr uthte nai

Ati he musebat to ALLAH yad ata he hamay

wrna to kabi sajday me hamary Sar jhukty nai

kano me Azan ki ati he awaz

Mgr Band kabi TV ko hum rakhte nai.

Afsos afsos afsos.
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HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Ne Farmaya :

"Apni Taqdeer Ka Har
Fesla ALLAH k Haath
Mein De Do, Us Se Dua
Tou Kro Par Zid Na Kro
Q k
Jb ALLAH Ta'ala Pe Apni
Zindagi Ka Har Fesla
Chorhte Ho To ALLAH
B Wo Hi Krta Hai Jo
Tumhari Khushi Hoti Hai"

Aur Farmaya!

"Ae Logo ! Tum Apni
Raza ALLAH Ki Raza
Main Shamil Karo Phir
Dekhna WO Kis Trha
Apni Raza Tumhari
Raza Main Shamil
Kerta Hai. Beshak
ALLAH Sab Se Behter
Sochne Wala Hai
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Kia Hal Hy.

Yar 1 Nmbr Hy

Plz Is Pr Call Kr K

Pta Kro K Kon Hy.

Ho sake to 2,4 suna bhi dena.

Sala apny ap ko police wala khta
hai.Plz

Nmbr ye hy



?



 15
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ABAY OYE!
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere Baap ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki
Or

















Meri b








JAAN hy TU pagal!
Apna khayal rakha kar.
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Har Baar Mujhe
Zakhm'E,Judai Na Diya Kar,

Agar Mera Nahi Mujh Ko Dikhai Na Diya Kar,

Such Jhoot Teri Aankh Se Ho Jata Hai Zahir,

Qasmain Na Utha Itni n Ko Bhi Tu Dars'E-Bhalai Na Diya Kar,

Ur Jain To Phir Loat K Kab Aatey Hain ,

Har Baar Parindon Ko Rehai Na Diya Kar,.
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"Zam Zam" ka Kuwan 18x14 Fit 13 Mitr Gehra hai,

4000 Saal se na Sookha hai na taste badla

8000 Littr/Second Motor khichti hai 24 Hours,

Sirf 11 Mint mein level(brabar) ho jata hai. .

"SUBHANALLAH"
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()". ."()
 (    o )
 ( '.TUSI ki kr rhe O?


()". ."()
( ("")  )
(  /#') 
Haye Rabba!
Menu Yad kr rhe O!
Sooooooooo  Sweeeeeeet 
KRO jee Kro!:-;-)
==============================================
Woh shakhs jo kehta tha k too na mila to mar jaon ga

Faraz,

Woh aaj bhi zinda hai yahi baat kisi aur se kehne k liye.
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   :#:

   ||    A Friend

   ||      is like

 ( o )      a

(  =  )  Guitar...

  ' ' '

so


Jab tak life hai.


Uski

band
BAJATAY RAHO
;-)
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Kahan mumkin tha main dil say teri yadein mita deta,

Bhala kaisay main jeeta phir ager tujh ko bhula deta,

Teri ruswai k dar say labon ko see liya warna.

Teray shehr e munafiq ki main bunyadein hila deta,

Kiya tark e wafa us nay to ho gi us ki majboori,

Jisay barson dua di thi usay kia bad'dua deta,

Khaber hoti agar muj ko nahein hai tu muqadar mein,

Usi lamhay main hathon ki lakeeron ko mita deta.
==============================================
"Thukra Kr
Mohabat Meri
Kahan Janay Ka
Iraada He ?
=
Mujhe Zindagi K
Kis Morr Pe Lanay Ka Iraada He ?
=
Ye Jo Ab
Khafa Khafa Se Rehne Lagay Ho
=
Ye Pyar Ka
Urooj He Ya
Chhor Janay Ka
Iraada He
=
Jatay Jatay
Ye To Bata Jao
Aey Jaan'e'Jahan !!
=
Mere Pyar Me
Kami Thi Ya Kisi
Or Se Dil Lagi Ka
Iraada He
=
Mere Baad
Meri Yaad Aay To Murr K Na Dekhna
!!
=
Q K Tere Baad
Mera Bhi Is Dunya Ko Chhor Janay Ka
Iraada He"... !
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Itni kashish to ho nigah-e shoq Mean

"FARAZ.......


Idher dil mean khayal aey
Udhar Didaar ho jaey.....
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Bhigay mousam ki khushbu in hawao me ho,

Apki yadon ka ehsas in fizao me ho,

Yuhi sada rhe apk chehre pe muskurahat,

khuda kare itna asar hmari duao me ho
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"EID" is a wonderful Day
2-PRAY
   2-LOVE
      2-CARE
         2-SMILE
            2-RELAX
2Thank ALLAH,4all He gave us.
     @=========@
       )      EID      )
      / MubaraK  /
    /      2U       /
  /       &        /
 ( ur family    )
  @=========@
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2        63
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Agr ap mein


Himat


Hosla


Taqat


Juarat


Josh


Jazba


Junoon


Diwangi


Lagan


Feelings


Pyar


Muhabat


Or


Thori C Shram


Hai To



SmS Karo
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MUHABBAT K ANDAZ JUDA JUDA SE HEIN

"FRAAZ"

KISSI NE TOOT KAR CHAHA AOR KOI CHAAH KAR TOOT GIA
==============================================
Hum Yousaf-E-zaman they abhi KAL KI BAAT HAI,
Tum hum pe meherban they abhi KAL KI BAAT HAI.

Wo din ? they k hum he tumhari zaban pe they,
Mozoo-e-Dastan they abhi KAL KI BAAT HAI.

Ay karwan-E-inqelab-O-gul tum ko yaad ho,
Hum meer-E-karwaan they abhi KAL KI BAAT HAI.

Jin doston ki hai kami aaJ hayat mein,
Wo apne darmyan they abhi KAL KI BAAT HAI.

Kuch haadson se gir gaey MOHSIN zameen par,
Hum rashk-E-Aasman they abhi KAL KI BAT HAI.
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SOCHO
Mere sms k Beghair
Apki Zindagi Keisi Hogi
Dèkho!




















































KHaLi KHaLi Hai Na??

Arè JanaB Qadar kiJeye Hamari.
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Aap

Ki

Kanjoosi

Hamare

Dil

Ko

Bhaa

Gai,

Hamain

Bhi

Apne

Balance

Ki

Qadar

Aa

Gai,

Socha

Ab

Aap

Ko

sms

Na

Karain,

Magar
 Kambkhat

Dosti

phir

Yad

Aa

Gai.

==============================================
Ek Umar ki Judai Mera Naseeb ker k!

Wo Chala gya hai Baaten Ajeeb ker k!

Tarz e Wafa ko us k main kya Naam doon?

Khud Door ho gya Mujh ko Kareeb ker kay...
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  "HADEES PAK"

Jo shaks juma k din 100 martaba parhy

"Subhanallah hil Azeem"

Uske 1 lakh gunah maaf ho jaye ge

aur 27000 uske Parents k plz fwd it..!!
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Masjid me joota utarty wkt,

Aur,

ksi ko miscall marte WKT 1hi dar rehta hai?
.
,
.
,
.
.
.
.
.
Koi"chùk"na le.
==============================================
      ('_')

   <1 1>

   _/ /_

OYE!




Tenu meri yaad nai andi ?





Chal koi gal nai....





Menu Kaira andi ae ;-]
==============================================
Jin k rukhsaron par they mere honton k nishan,

"FARAAZ"

Aaj unhi ko ham se milny se haya aati hai...!
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

2 You


Shocked ?




Actually Aj K Din

Jabir Bin Hayan

Ne 'LOTA' Ejaad kia Tha

To Mane Socha Hr 'LOTAY' Ko Wish Kr Don..

NEVERmind.hahah
==============================================
W0
Manzilain bi
kho Gayin ...
W0 Raastay bi kh0 Gaye ...

J0 Aashna
Sey L0g Thy.
W0 Ajnabi Se H0 Gaye.


Na Chand Tha
Na Chandni.
Ajeb Thi W0 Zindgi.

Chirag Thy
k bujh Gaye.
Naseb Thy
k S0 Gaye.

Ye Pochty Hen Rastay.
Ruky H0 kis k Wasty.

Chal0 Tm
?i Ab Chal0.
W0 Mehrban
bi kh0
Gye
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"Very Important Message:

Irshad-e-Nabvi (S.A.W.W) he

"Jis shakhs ki Namazain Qaza hoi hon or taadad na maloom ho,

tu wo Ramzan k akhri Juma k din 4 rakat nafal 1 salam sa parhay,
 har rakat ma Surah Fatiha k baad Ayatal-kursi 7 baar,

Surah Kauser 15 baar parhay,

Agar 700 saal ki namazain bi kaza hoi hon
gi to is k kafaray k liya ya namaz ha.

Iss pegham ko phaalayn takay zayada sa zayada

log kafara aada kar sakain..."
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احاديث کےمطابق   دعاؤں کي قبوليت کےاوقات

1: فرض نمازکےبعد
2: اذان اوراقامت کےدرميان
3 تحجد کے وقت
4: بارش برستےوقت
5: سفرميں
اس حديث کو آگے بھيجو کيونکہ آپ صلي الللہ عليہ وسلم نے ايک اور جگہ فرمايا
سرسبزوشاداب رہے وه شخص جو ميري حديث کو سن کر دوسروں تک پہنچا?.
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Waqt aesi rawani me dhlta raha,

Me bekhabar aise he chalta raha,

Kabi hansta tha apne naseebon pe me,

Kbi andr hi andr me jlta raha,


Kahin shikway mile kahin thokrain milen,

Choten aesi lageen k sambhalta raha,


Usko pane ki khatir to sab kuch kia,

Wohi sangdil tha,Rasta badlta raha.
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Toot Jaey Na Bharam Hont Hilaon Kesay?

Haal Jesa B Hai Logon Ko Sunaon Kesay?

Khushk Aankhon Se Bhi Ashkon Ki Mehek Aati Hai

Main Tere Gham Ko, Zamane Se Chupaon Kesay?

Tu Hi Btaa Meri Yadon Ko Bhulane Wale...!

Main Teri Yaad Ko Is Dil Se Bhulaon Kesay?

Phool Hota To Teray Dar Pe Sjaa Rehta,

ZakhAm le kar teri dahleez par aaon kesay ?

tu rulata hai to rula ji bhar k mujey mohsin
         
teri aankhein hai meri aankhon k rulaon kesay
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