Saturday, November 28, 2009

SMS

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Sincere apology;
if
u
do'nt
like
any
of
my
sms
and
do'nt
like
to
read
or
if
my
msgs
disturb
U
Then plz do'nt hesitate,
Feel
free
2
threw
uor
mobile
out......
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Messages are not for time pass;
they
silently
say
i
am
thinking
of
u
right
now
&
also
making
u
think
of me
for
a
moment
then
u
may
again
forget
me..............

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Finally..!
Hum uth gaiy hein
To jis jis nein humein good morning kehna he
woh line mein ajaiy
kinly ek dusre ko dhaka mat dein
3 baje tak darshan honge.
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NO VISITS...
NO CALLS...
NO SMS...
NO LETTERS...
NO MISCALLS...
I AM WORRIED...
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SONIYO VIAH TE NAI KAR LITA......:-<
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ZALIL HONEY KA SABSE ASAAN TARIQA..
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UF TUBA !!!!
ZALIL HONE KA KITNA SHOQ HE K TARIQA DHUNDA JA RAHA HE..!

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WO SUBHA SUBHA NAHI WO SHAM SHAM NAHI
JIS MIEN TERI YAAD TERA NAAM NAHI
WO DIN DIN NAHI WO RAAT RATT NAHI
JIS MAY TERA ZIKAR TERI BAAT NAHI
WO KHAWAHISH KHAWAHISH NAHI WOEHSAS EHSAS NAHI
JIS MAY TERI TAMANNA TERI AAS NAHI
WO MAUT MAUT NAHI WO ZINDAGI ZINDGI NZHI
JIS MAY TERA PYAR TERA SATH NAHI
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FRIENDSHIP OPENS MANY DOORS
EACH WITH A DIFFRENT VIEW
BUT
NONE
COULD BE MORE BEAUTIFUL VIEW
THAN THE DOOR THAT LEADS TO
U......
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ANKHON MIEN KOI KHWAB SJAYA NI KRTE
HUM KHUD KO ANDHERON MIEN GIRAYA NI KRTE
KHWAHISH KI TRA DIL MIEN CHUPA LETE HIEN
TM KO ASHKON KI TRA ANKH MIEN LAYA NI KRTE
HUM AHL E JNOON JANSE GUZR JATE HIEN
LEKUN
JO DIL PE LGE ZKHM DIKHAYA NI KRTE
MUDT SE UDASI KA TSALSAL NI TOOTA
HMKOI B TEHWAR MNAYA NI KRTE
DIL DRD SE BHR JAYE MGR
US KI GLI MIEN HM BETH K RO LETE HIEN JAYA NI KRTE
MOSAM KI TRA TM TO PALT AAO GE
LEKIN
HM WQT HIEN PHIR LOT K AYA NAHI KARTE
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KUCH KHUD B THAY AFSURDASE
KUCHTUMB HUM SE ROOTH GAE
KUCH KHUD HI ZAKHAM K AADI THAY
KUCH SHEESHAY HATH SE CHOOT GAE
KUCH KHUD B THAY HASSAAS BOHT
KUCH APNE MUQADER ROOTH GAE
KUCH TUMKO SACH SE NAFRAT THI
KUCH HUM SE NA BOLY JHUT GAE
KUCH LOGO NE UKSAYA TMEN
KUCH APNE MUQADR PHOOT GAE
KUCH KHUD ITNAY MOHTAAT NA THAY
KUCH LOG B HUM KO LOOT GAE
KUCH TALKH HAQAIQ THEY ITNAY
K KHWAB HI SARE TOOT GAE
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KABHI YOUN B TO HO
DARYA KA SAHIL HO
POORAY CHAND KI RAAT HO

AUR TUM AAO....
KABHI YOUN BTO HO
PARION KI MAHFIL HO
KOI BAAT TUMHARI HO

AUR TUM AAO ........
KABHI YOUN B TO HO
SOONI HAR MANZIL HO
KOI NA MERAY SATH HO

AUR TUM AAO .......
KABHI YOUN B TO HO
YE BAADAL AISA TOOT K
BARSAY MERAY DIL KI TARAH
MILNEY KO TERA DIL BHI TARSAY

AUR TUM AAO.......

KABHI YOUN B TO HO
TANHAI HO DIL HO
BOONDAIN HON BARSAT HO

AUR TUM AAO.........
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Hamain
to
'sms'
ne
loota.....
"call"
mein
kahan
dum
tha....
meray
"sms"
wahan
pohchay....
jahan
"balance"
kam
tha......:-)

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yaadoon
me
aap
ki
har
baat
rahegi
zindgi
aap
ki
muhabbt
se
abaad
rahe
gi
chahe
bhula
den
zamane
ko
hum
par
aap
ki
ye
pyari
si
dosti
hamesha
yaad
rahe
gi
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baywak_f


_lloo

st_pid


d_ffer


every thing is incomplete without "u"
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srdar was travilling in pia
air hostess came 2 him & said:
aapko pia ka mahool kaisa laga??
sardar
bilkul ghar jaisa
ghar mein b mujhe koi munh nahein lagata
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ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya
zindagi bhar jine ki qasam de gaya
lakhoon phooloon me ek phool chuna humne
jo kanteo se gehri chuban de gaya
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SWEETOO!!
MAMA PAPA DI JAAN...
SADEY WAL V KARO DHIYAN...
ASI BOHAT HAN PARESHAN...
TAWADAYWALLON NA KOI BELL NA KOI SMS DA NISHAAN...
KITHEY O MERI JAAN!!
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D SE DOSTI
D SE DUSHMANI
D SE DIL
D SE DARD
D SE DIWANGI
D SE DILLAGI
PER
D SE ITNE DUR NA HO JANA KI
D SE DUM HI NA NIKAL JAE SAMJHE
D SE DEAR FRIEND
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EK SADAR KO PURI RAAT MACHARO NE BUHAT PARESHAN KIA
USKA DIMAAG GHOOMA SARDAR NE ZEHAR PEE LIYAA
AUR BOLA AB KAATO SAALO SAB KE SAB MAROGE
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TEACHER
I KILL A PERSON "CONVERT THIS SENTENCE INTO FUTURE TENSE."
SARDAR
THE FUTURE TENS IS "YOU WILL GO TO JAIL"
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MUSKRATY HAI HUM TU
NADAN LOG YE SAMJTY HAI
K
HAMEIN ADAT HAI MUSKRANE KI
MAGAR WO YE NAHI SAMJY
YE BHI EK AADA HE
ANSO CHOPANE KI
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UNIVERSTY KI CORRIDOR MEIN AJAB KHEL HOTA HE
CLASS KE BAHANE DILON KA MAIL HOTA HE
NOTES KI JAGAH LOVE SALE HOTA HE
IS LYE PAPPU HER SAAL FAIL HOTA HE
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TAMAM GHAM BHOOL JANE KO JI KARTA HE
AB EK BAR MUSKRANE KO JI KARTA HE
BOHAT JI LIYE YADON KE SAHARE
AB TERE PASS AANE KO JI KARTA HE...
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DUNIYA MEIN RAH K SAPNO MEIN KHO JAO
KISI KO APNA BANA LO YA KISI K HO JAO
AGAR KUCH B NAHI HOTA TO
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CHADDAR OR TAKIYA LO OR SO JAO..!
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SHAYTAN
ASSOCIATION INVITES
ALL MEMBERS FOR THE ANNUAL MEETING
TO DISCUS THEIR VACATION OF THE MONTH OF RAMZAN
SO
UR ATTENDEANCE
AS A SENIOR MEMBER IS REQUIRED
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KOI TO HOTA
MEIN JS K DIL KI KITAB BANTA
MEIN JISKI CHAHAT KA KHAWAB BANTA
MEIN HIJR K MAUSAM KI LAMBI RATON MEIN YAD BAN K AZAB BANTA
KOI TO HOTA
JO MERI KHWAHISH MEIN UTH K RATOON KO KHOOB ROTA
DUKHON KI CHADAR LAPAIT KAR HAJOM E DUNYA SE DOUR HOTA
MEIN ROTH JATA MANATA MUJH KO K CHAHEY MERA QASOOR HOTA
KOI TO HOTA
MEIN JIS K ITNA QAREEB HOTA NA PAS KOI RAQEEB HOTA
MEIN UTNA USKA HABEEB HOTA
YEH SILSILA BHE AJEB HOTA
KOI TO HOTA
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NIGAHOON KO NIGAHOON SE MILLA KAR TO DEKHO
DIL KI BAAT AIK BAR BATA KAR TO DEKHO
SAB KAREEB AAIN GE TERE
AIK HAFTA LAGATAR NAHA KAR TO DEKHO....:-)
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EK SAPNA KISI APNE SE MILNA
EK ITTEFAQ AAPKA HUMARI ZINDGI MEIN AANA
EK HAQIQAT AAP SE DOSTI KARNA
AUR
EK TAMANNA DOSTI KO ZINDGI BHAR NIBHANA....
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ANA KI BAT HE VARNA !
MUHABBAT AB BHI BAQI HE
TUJE MERI MUJHE TERI ZARURAT AB B BAKI HE
WO FASANE JO MERE NAAM SE MANSOOB HOWE
IN FASANO ME TERI BAT AB B BAQI HE
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PEHLA SA WO KHALOS WO ULFAT NAHEIN RAHI
AB DOSTON MEIN RASM E ULFAT NAHEIN RAHI
MUDAT SE MERI YAAD SE GAFIL HEIN
MERE DOST SHAYED AB UN KO MERI ZARURAT NAHEIN RAHI
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AISA NAHEIN K TUJH SE MOHABAT NAHEIN HAMEIN
GHUM ROZ ROZ SEHNE KI AADAT NAHEIN HAMEIN
HAR BAR TERE SAMNEIN SR KO JHUKA LIA
AUR PHIR BHI DEKH TUJH SE SHIKAYAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
TU YE IETBAR KR K TUJHE CHATY HEIN
HUMTERE SIWA KISI KI B CHAHAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
HUM JANTE HEIN K TU B HE TANHA HAMARE BIN
AURON SE POCHENE KI ZAROORAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
TU QATTAL B KRO TU AIEN GE TERE PASS
DEKH TERE BAGAIR RAHNE KI AADAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
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DIL WOHI REHTE HEIN
JAZBAT BADAL JATE HEIN
SOCHNE WALO K ANDAZ BADAL JATE HEIN
WOH JO DETE THE HAR BAR PE HAWAALA MERA
AB MERE ZIKR PE BAAT BADAL JATE HEIN
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JIN KI AANKHEIN AANSUON SE NAM NAHEIN
KIA SAMJHTE HO UNHEIN KOI GAM NAHEIN ?
TUM TARAP KR RO DETE TO KIA HUA ?
GAM CHUPA K B HASNE WALY KM NAHEIN!!!!
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Q HR BAR MOSUM KI TRAH BADAL JATE HO
HR NAYE DIN HAMARA DIL DUKHATE HO
YE BAT SUN KR HAMARI ROH TAK KAMP GAI
AE DOST
TUM MASJIDON SE CHAPAL OR LOTE CHURATE HO????????
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Things to take note of when you sleep

1st-miss me

2nd-think of me

3rd-hug me

4rth-love me

Now close your eyes try to sleep and be prepared to dream of me....!
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A
RAIN
DROP
MAY
LUK
2
SMAL
TO
EYES
BUT
SOMEWHER
A
THIRSTY
FLOWER
AWAITS
ITS
FALL
A
SMALL
SMS
MAY
LUK 2
SMALL
BUT
IT
MEANS
SOME1
SOMEWHERE
REMEMBERZ U!
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U KNOW
I CAN SEE U
IN MY HANDS
WHENEVER
I JION THEM 4 PRAYER
UR FACE IS 1 OF THOSE WHO LIVE IN MY HEART
BCOZ
THS RELATION IS FROM HEART TO HEART!
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I LOVE YOU

SEND THIS MSG

TO 100 GIRLS N WIN
A FREE TRIP TO UR NEAREST
POLICE STATION

IN
LUXURY JEEP

REHNA

KHANA

N

BODY MASSAGE

FREE

SO HURR UP.;)
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&

MERE SATH DINR WOH BHI AAP K GHAR;-)


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MUJHE GALE SE LAGA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN
GAM E JAHAAN SE CHODA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN
YEH INTZAR KA DUKH AB SAHA NAHEIN JATA
TARP RAHI HE MOHABAT RAHA NAHEIN JATA
TUM AAPNE PAS B0LA LO BOHT USAS HOON MEIN
HER EK SAANS MEIN MILNE KI PIYAS PALTI HE
SOLAG RAHA HE BADAN AUR ROH JLTI HE
BACHA SAKO TO BCHA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN
BHATAK CHUKA HOON BOHT ZINDGI KI RAHOON MEIN
MUJHE AB AA KE CHUPA LO TUM APNI BAHOON MEIN
MERA SAWAL NA TALO BOHAAT UDAAS HOON MEIN

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MUJH SE NAFRAT KI AJUB RAH NIKALI USNE
HASTA BASTA GHAR KAR DIA KHALI USNE
MERE DIL K GHAR KI RIWAYAT SE WO KHOB WAQIF THA
JUDAI MANG LI BUN KE SAWALI USNE

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NA MILE KISI KA SATH TO HUM KO YAAD KARNA
TANHAI JO SATAYE TO HUM SE BAAT KARNA
KHUSHIAN BAATNE KO TUM DOST HAZAR RAKHNA
GHUM BATANA HO TO HUMKO YAAD KARNA

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OYE
DOSTA
LOHA WAICH
RADDI WAICH
TEEN DABA WAICH
PLASTIC DI JUTTIAN WAICH
SHOPING BAG WAICH
PURANI KHALI BOTLAN WAICH
KUCH V WAICH BALANCE DALWA TE SMS PEJH....!




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DAR KO BHI AB DARD HONE LAGA HE
DARD SEENE MEIN CHUP KAR RONE LAGA HE
NA ROYE HUM KABHI DARD KO DEKH KAR PAR
AB DARD HUMEIN DEKH KAR RONE LAGA HE




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UMEED KI KASHTI KO DOBOYA NAHEIN KARTE
SAHIL AGAR DUR HO TO ROYA NAHEIN KARTE
RAKHTE HEIN JO DIL MEIN TARAP KISI KI
WOH LOG TO RAATON KO BHI SOYA NAHEIN KARTE

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DOOR REHTE HO DOORI KA EHSAS DILATE HO!
ADAEIN DIKHA K CHERA CHUPATE HO
KITNA B CHUPA LO HUM JAAN GAE HEIN
AAP SEHRI MEIN PIPA BAJA K LOGO KO JAGATE HO
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AOA!
CAN I STAY HERE IN YOUR
"INBOX"
&
WAIT UNTIL
28-11-2009
SO I'LL BE THE FIRST
TO
GREET
"U"
&
WISH
"U"
"HAPPY EID MUBARAK"
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AAP PE KHATAM SARI DOSTI Ho GI
PHIR NA KISI PE YEH INAYT HO GI
KUCH IS TARAH SE KARENGY YAD AAP KO
NA AAP KO SHIKWA HOGA NA ZAMANE KO SHIKAYAT HOGI
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ALWAYS
SMILE
OK
BECAUSE
YOUR SMILE
IS SO CAPTIVATING
AND
SO NICE
SHOW ME
A SAMPLE


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(@ . . @)
(._____,)
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OYE HOYE
SO CUTE.
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KAB HUI PYAR KI BARSAT MUJHE YAD NAHI
KHOF MEIN DOBI MULAQAT YAD NAHI
MEIN TO MADHOSH THA
KUCH ITNA USKI CHAHAT MEIN
USNE KAB CHOR DIA SATH MUJHE YAD NAHEIN
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FREE BREAKFAST
FREE LUNCH
FREE DINNER
FREE TEA
JUST VISIT
"DATA DARBAR"
AND ENJOY UNLIMITED OFFERS
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GHUM KE SANJOG MUJHE ACHE LAGTE HEIN
UMAR BHAR K ROG MUJHE ACHE LAGTE HEIN
KOI WADA WAFA NA KRNA MUJH SE
MUJHE BEWAFA LOG BOHAT ACHE LAGTE HEIN
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DOSTI KA SAFAR LAMBA HE TU KIA HUA ?
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THORA AAP CHALO THORA HUM CHALIEN
AUR PHIR
ZIDGI YUNHI GUZAR JAYE GI
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EID IS WONDERFUL
"DAY"
"2PRAY"
"2LOVE"
"2CARE"
"2SMILE"
"2RELAX"
& 2 THANK ALLAH 4ALL HE GIVES TO US
EID MUBARAK
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CHAHE GUSA KARO
CHAHE GALIA NIKALO
CHAHE SIR PITO
CHAHE CEL TOR DO
CHAHE GHAR KA SAMAN BKHER DO
CHAHE JO MARZI KARO
HUM TO AJ HI
EID MUBARAK KAHEIN GE

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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Sunday, November 22, 2009

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"786"
MUHABBAT SE
CHAHAT SE
WAFA SE
KHULOS SE
PIYAR SE
JAZBON SE
IHTRAM SE
PORE DIL SE
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"EID MUBARAK"
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DEAR CUSTOMER
U HAVE NOW SUBSCRIBED KANJUSI PACKAGE
U CAN ENJOY SAVING OF SMSs UR SUBSCRIPTION
TITLE KANJUS
IS VALID TILL ALLAH GIVE U TAUFIQ SEND SMS
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HUM NE DIL HI TOR DALA DARKANE K KHOF SE
APNI BASTI HI MITA DALI BARISH K KHOF SE
KONKEHTA HE HUME ZINDGI MIL GAI
HUM TO MUSKURA RAHE HEIN ANSON KE KHOF SE
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US K BINA AB CHUP CHUP REHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
KHAMOSHI SE DARD KO SEHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
JIS HASTI KI YAAD MEIN AANSO BARSATE HEIN
SAMNE US K KUCH NA KEHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
MIL KAR US SE BICHER NA JAON DARTI RAHTI HOON
ISS LIYE BUS DOOR HI REHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
JANTI HOON K CHAHAT MEIN BUS AANSOO MILTE HEIN
KUCH B HO AB ISS ZAHAR KO PINA ACHA LAGTA HE
JEE CHAHA SUB KHUSHIYAAN LE US KO DE DOON
US K PIYAR MEIN SUB KUCH KHONA ACHA LAGTA HE
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BARSAT
AYE ZAMEEN GILI NA HO
DHUP
AYE SARSON PILI NA HO
PHIR AP NE KESE SOCH LIYA
K
AP KI YAAD AYE TO
PALKEIN
GILI NA HO
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US NE KAHA KON HO TUM?
MEIN NE KAHA HASRAT TERI
US NE KAHA PAGAL HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA AISA HE SAHI
US NEIN KAHA KARTE HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA PUJA TERI
US NEIN KAHA KAFIR HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA SOCH TERI
US NE KAHA CHAHTE HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA MHBT TERI
US NE KAHA PACHTAO GE
MEIN NE KAHA KISMAT MERI
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mera number change ho gia he
ok
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chappal ka!
tumhein chahye to mera purana chappal le lena
masjid se churane ki zarurat nahi he

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BANDER KI BETI APNE BAAP SE BOLI
PAPA PAPA MUJHE SHADI KARNI HE
PAPA BOLA
BETI THORA INTZAR KARO
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DULHA ABHI SMS PERH RAHA HE
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AB KIA KAHOON
K TUJ KO MOHABBAT NAHEIN RAHI
TERI TALAB MEIN PEHLI SI SHIDAT NAHEIN RAHI
YA TO TERI WAFAON KA MUSAM GUZAR GIA
YA YEH K TUJ KO MERI ZAROORAT NAHEIN RAHI!

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PHIR AAJ KOI GAZAL TERE NAM NA HO JAE
AAJ KAHEEN LIKHTE LIKHTE SHAM NA HO JAE
KR RAHa HON INTIZAR TERE IZHAR-E-MOHABBAT KA
ISi INTZAR MEIN ZINDGI TMAM NA HO JAE
NHE LETI TERA NAM SARE-E-AM IS DAR SE
KAHEEN NAM TERA BADNAM NA HO JAE
MANGTA HON DUA JAB B TU YAD ATI HE
PIYAR KA ANJAM NA HO JAE
SOCHTA HON DARTA HON AKSAR TANHAI MEIN
US K DIL MEIN KISI AUR KA MUQAM NA HO JAE

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Jis tarah 1 machar maarne se tum shikari nahi ban jao ge
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 sms karne se tum bhikhari nahi ban jao ge
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Hum ne har pal tmhn pane qa socha he
Tmhre har dard k chen jane qa socha he
Teri aankh se gar ek aanso b gera
Tu hum ne ek darya bhane ka socha he
Mar jain ge gar tujhe koi zakham mila tu
Hum ne teri rahon mein lut jane qa socha he
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duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous he bole to 7wonders
1)apun
2)apun ka style
3)apun ka awaz
4)apun ka smile
5)apunka face
6)apun ka sms
7)aur bole to tum apun ka only d
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is wqat
38% log so rahe hein
22% log enjoy kr rahe hein
15% abadat kr rahe hein
25% timepas kr rahe hein
aur
1 bewaqoof sms parh raha he he
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Aap yahaa maze se sms parh rahe ho
Or
Udher puri saudi govt pareshan he
Sub aapki tlash mein hein jaldi poncho !
Q k haji kankariyaan marne k liye aane wale hein
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Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako
Chaho na ussy jise tum pa na sako
Dost to dunia mein bhut hein
Magar ek khas dost rakho
Jiske bin tum muskra na sako
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zindgi ek milan he (muskra lijiye)
zindgi ek judaai he (sabar kijiye)
zindgi ek aanso he (pi lijiye)
zindgi akhir zindgi he ?
.*(ji lijiye)*.

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Har khoshi se khobsorat teri sham kar don
Apni "mohabbat" or "zindgi" tere nam kar don
Mil jaye agar dobara yeh zindgi hr bar
mein yeh zindgi b tere nam kar don
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Chahne walon ko satya nhi karte
Chahne walon ko baar bar azmaya nhi karte
Chahne wale hote hein waqat k lamhon ki tarah
Guzar jai tu laut kar aya nhi karte!
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CHOTI SI ZINDGI MEIN
ARMAN BUHAT THE
HAMDARD KOI NA THA
INSAN BUHAT THE
MEIN APNA DARD BATAON TO KISE?
MERE DIL KA HAAL JAN'NE WALE ANJAN BUHAT THE
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SMS MERE DOST KO "HELLO" KHNA
SAVE KRE TO THANKS KEHNA
MUJHE YAD KRE TO KHNA "IMISS U 2"
DELETE KRNE LGE TO KASS K THAPAR MARNA
OR
KHANA PAISE LGE HEIN !
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RAIT KI ZARURAT HER REGISTAN KO HOTI HE
SITARON KI ZARURAT ASMAN KO HOTI HE
AP HAMEIN KBHI BHOL MAT JANA
KIUNKE ACHE DOST KI ZARURAT HAR INSAN KO HOTI HE
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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,






Sari Class Fail, Aur





Papu Pass Ho Gaya.
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.
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Just close ur eyes and think
of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have
wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool.......
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho,
1 tum kitne sacche ho,
1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
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kisi morr per hum apko khonay nahi day gay
juda hona bhi chaho to honay nahi day gay
chandni raaton mein aye gi meri yaad
meri yaad kay woh pal apko sonay nahi day gay
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Dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakra to chor diya yeh soch kar ki..Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Bell bajain ge aur bhaag jayenge !
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Kismat par etabar kisko hain
Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
Warana judai se pyar kisko hain"
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Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the....
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Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.
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Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai,
Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai...
Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se
Mulaakaat baaki hai....
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Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya
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Tum hanso to khusi mujhe hoti hai,
Tum rodo to aankhein meri roti hain.
Mehsoos kar ke dekh lo.....
Dosti aise hi hoti hai.**
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Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai
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Har rishtonke mukaam nahin hote...
Dil ke rishtonke koi naam nahin hote......
Paaya hai Aapko dil ki roshni se..........
Aap jaise dost kisike liye Aam nahin hote........ .
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Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye;
Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost;
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.
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Dost hai to Aansuo ki bhi shaan hoti hai,
Dost na ho to Mahfhil bhi Kabristaan hoti hai,
Sara khel to dosti ka hi hai,
Warna mayyat aur barat ek saman hoti hai.
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Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum.....
To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya.......
Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye...
Yaad raha to bas itna...ke...
Zindagi se bhi pyara..Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya...
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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
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Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha
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Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
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I asked God 4 a
Flower
he gave me a garden
I asked 4 a tree
he gave a forest
I asked 4 a river
he gave me an Ocean
I asked 4 an ANGEL
he gave me YOU
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koi gham nhi mgr dil udas hy
tuj se koi rishta nhi phr ek ass hy

kehne ko to boht apnay mgr tu ek khas hy
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WO SILSLY WO SHOQ WO NISBAT NHI RHI
AB ZINGI ME HIJER KI VEHSHAT NHI RHI
PHR YUN HUA K KOI SHANASA NHI RHA
PHIR YUN HUA K DRD ME SHIDAT NHI RHI
PHR YUN HUA K HO GAYA MUSROOF WOBHT
AUR HUM KO YAD KERNE KI FURSAT NAHI RHI
UB KIA KISI KO CHAHAIN K HUM KO TO IN DINO
HUD APNE APSE B MOHABAT NHI RHI

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