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Sincere apology;
if
u
do'nt
like
any
of
my
sms
and
do'nt
like
to
read
or
if
my
msgs
disturb
U
Then plz do'nt hesitate,
Feel
free
2
threw
uor
mobile
out......
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Messages are not for time pass;
they
silently
say
i
am
thinking
of
u
right
now
&
also
making
u
think
of me
for
a
moment
then
u
may
again
forget
me..............

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Finally..!

Hum uth gaiy hein

To jis jis nein humein good morning kehna he

woh line mein ajaiy

kinly ek dusre ko dhaka mat dein

3 baje tak darshan honge.
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NO VISITS...
NO CALLS...
NO SMS...
NO LETTERS...
NO MISCALLS...
I AM WORRIED...
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?
?
?
?
SONIYO VIAH TE NAI KAR LITA......:-<
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ZALIL HONEY KA SABSE ASAAN TARIQA..
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UF TUBA !!!!
ZALIL HONE KA KITNA SHOQ HE K TARIQA DHUNDA JA RAHA HE..!

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WO SUBHA SUBHA NAHI WO SHAM SHAM NAHI

JIS MIEN TERI YAAD TERA NAAM NAHI

WO DIN DIN NAHI WO RAAT RATT NAHI

JIS MAY TERA ZIKAR TERI BAAT NAHI

WO KHAWAHISH KHAWAHISH NAHI WOEHSAS EHSAS NAHI

JIS MAY TERI TAMANNA TERI AAS NAHI

WO MAUT MAUT NAHI WO ZINDAGI ZINDGI NZHI

JIS MAY TERA PYAR TERA SATH NAHI
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FRIENDSHIP OPENS MANY DOORS

EACH WITH A DIFFRENT VIEW

BUT

NONE

COULD BE MORE BEAUTIFUL VIEW

THAN THE DOOR THAT LEADS TO

U......
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ANKHON MIEN KOI KHWAB SJAYA NI KRTE

HUM KHUD KO ANDHERON MIEN GIRAYA NI KRTE

KHWAHISH KI TRA DIL MIEN CHUPA LETE HIEN

TM KO ASHKON KI TRA ANKH MIEN LAYA NI KRTE

HUM AHL E JNOON JANSE GUZR JATE HIEN

LEKUN

JO DIL PE LGE ZKHM DIKHAYA NI KRTE

MUDT SE UDASI KA TSALSAL NI TOOTA

HMKOI B TEHWAR MNAYA NI KRTE

DIL DRD SE BHR JAYE MGR

US KI GLI MIEN HM BETH K RO LETE HIEN JAYA NI KRTE

MOSAM KI TRA TM TO PALT AAO GE

LEKIN

HM WQT HIEN PHIR LOT K AYA NAHI KARTE
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KUCH KHUD B THAY AFSURDASE

KUCHTUMB HUM SE ROOTH GAE

KUCH KHUD HI ZAKHAM K AADI THAY

KUCH SHEESHAY HATH SE CHOOT GAE

KUCH KHUD B THAY HASSAAS BOHT

KUCH APNE MUQADER ROOTH GAE

KUCH TUMKO SACH SE NAFRAT THI

KUCH HUM SE NA BOLY JHUT GAE

KUCH LOGO NE UKSAYA TMEN

KUCH APNE MUQADR PHOOT GAE

KUCH KHUD ITNAY MOHTAAT NA THAY

KUCH LOG B HUM KO LOOT GAE

KUCH TALKH HAQAIQ THEY ITNAY

K KHWAB HI SARE TOOT GAE
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KABHI YOUN B TO HO
DARYA KA SAHIL HO
POORAY CHAND KI RAAT HO

AUR TUM AAO....
KABHI YOUN BTO HO
PARION KI MAHFIL HO
KOI BAAT TUMHARI HO

AUR TUM AAO ........
KABHI YOUN B TO HO
SOONI HAR MANZIL HO
KOI NA MERAY SATH HO

AUR TUM AAO .......
KABHI YOUN B TO HO
YE BAADAL AISA TOOT K
BARSAY MERAY DIL KI TARAH
MILNEY KO TERA DIL BHI TARSAY

AUR TUM AAO.......

KABHI YOUN B TO HO
TANHAI HO DIL HO
BOONDAIN HON BARSAT HO

AUR TUM AAO.........
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Hamain
to
'sms'
ne
loota.....
"call"
mein
kahan
dum
tha....
meray
"sms"
wahan
pohchay....
jahan
"balance"
kam
tha......:-)

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yaadoon
me
aap
ki
har
baat
rahegi
zindgi
aap
ki
muhabbt
se
abaad
rahe
gi
chahe
bhula
den
zamane
ko
hum
par
aap
ki
ye
pyari
si
dosti
hamesha
yaad
rahe
gi
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baywak_f


_lloo

st_pid


d_ffer


every thing is incomplete without "u"
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srdar was travilling in pia

air hostess came 2 him & said:

aapko pia ka mahool kaisa laga??

sardar

bilkul ghar jaisa

ghar mein b mujhe koi munh nahein lagata
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ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya

zindagi bhar jine ki qasam de gaya

lakhoon phooloon me ek phool chuna humne

jo kanteo se gehri chuban de gaya
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SWEETOO!!

MAMA PAPA DI JAAN...

SADEY WAL V KARO DHIYAN...

ASI BOHAT HAN PARESHAN...

TAWADAYWALLON NA KOI BELL NA KOI SMS DA NISHAAN...

KITHEY O MERI JAAN!!
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D SE DOSTI
D SE DUSHMANI
D SE DIL
D SE DARD
D SE DIWANGI
D SE DILLAGI
PER
D SE ITNE DUR NA HO JANA KI
D SE DUM HI NA NIKAL JAE SAMJHE
D SE DEAR FRIEND
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EK SADAR KO PURI RAAT MACHARO NE BUHAT PARESHAN KIA

USKA DIMAAG GHOOMA SARDAR NE ZEHAR PEE LIYAA

AUR BOLA AB KAATO SAALO SAB KE SAB MAROGE
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TEACHER

I KILL A PERSON "CONVERT THIS SENTENCE INTO FUTURE TENSE."

SARDAR

THE FUTURE TENS IS "YOU WILL GO TO JAIL"
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MUSKRATY HAI HUM TU

NADAN LOG YE SAMJTY HAI

K

HAMEIN ADAT HAI MUSKRANE KI

MAGAR WO YE NAHI SAMJY

YE BHI EK AADA HE

ANSO CHOPANE KI
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UNIVERSTY KI CORRIDOR MEIN AJAB KHEL HOTA HE

CLASS KE BAHANE DILON KA MAIL HOTA HE

NOTES KI JAGAH LOVE SALE HOTA HE

IS LYE PAPPU HER SAAL FAIL HOTA HE
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TAMAM GHAM BHOOL JANE KO JI KARTA HE

AB EK BAR MUSKRANE KO JI KARTA HE

BOHAT JI LIYE YADON KE SAHARE

AB TERE PASS AANE KO JI KARTA HE...
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DUNIYA MEIN RAH K SAPNO MEIN KHO JAO

KISI KO APNA BANA LO YA KISI K HO JAO

AGAR KUCH B NAHI HOTA TO
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!
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CHADDAR OR TAKIYA LO OR SO JAO..!
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SHAYTAN

ASSOCIATION INVITES

ALL MEMBERS FOR THE ANNUAL MEETING

TO DISCUS THEIR VACATION OF THE MONTH OF RAMZAN

SO

UR ATTENDEANCE

AS A SENIOR MEMBER IS REQUIRED
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KOI TO HOTA

MEIN JS K DIL KI KITAB BANTA

MEIN JISKI CHAHAT KA KHAWAB BANTA

MEIN HIJR K MAUSAM KI LAMBI RATON MEIN YAD BAN K AZAB BANTA

KOI TO HOTA

JO MERI KHWAHISH MEIN UTH K RATOON KO KHOOB ROTA

DUKHON KI CHADAR LAPAIT KAR HAJOM E DUNYA SE DOUR HOTA

MEIN ROTH JATA MANATA MUJH KO K CHAHEY MERA QASOOR HOTA

KOI TO HOTA

MEIN JIS K ITNA QAREEB HOTA NA PAS KOI RAQEEB HOTA

MEIN UTNA USKA HABEEB HOTA

YEH SILSILA BHE AJEB HOTA

KOI TO HOTA
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NIGAHOON KO NIGAHOON SE MILLA KAR TO DEKHO

DIL KI BAAT AIK BAR BATA KAR TO DEKHO

SAB KAREEB AAIN GE TERE

AIK HAFTA LAGATAR NAHA KAR TO DEKHO....:-)
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EK SAPNA KISI APNE SE MILNA

EK ITTEFAQ AAPKA HUMARI ZINDGI MEIN AANA

EK HAQIQAT AAP SE DOSTI KARNA

AUR

EK TAMANNA DOSTI KO ZINDGI BHAR NIBHANA....
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ANA KI BAT HE VARNA !

MUHABBAT AB BHI BAQI HE

TUJE MERI MUJHE TERI ZARURAT AB B BAKI HE

WO FASANE JO MERE NAAM SE MANSOOB HOWE

IN FASANO ME TERI BAT AB B BAQI HE
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PEHLA SA WO KHALOS WO ULFAT NAHEIN RAHI

AB DOSTON MEIN RASM E ULFAT NAHEIN RAHI

MUDAT SE MERI YAAD SE GAFIL HEIN

MERE DOST SHAYED AB UN KO MERI ZARURAT NAHEIN RAHI
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AISA NAHEIN K TUJH SE MOHABAT NAHEIN HAMEIN

GHUM ROZ ROZ SEHNE KI AADAT NAHEIN HAMEIN

HAR BAR TERE SAMNEIN SR KO JHUKA LIA

AUR PHIR BHI DEKH TUJH SE SHIKAYAT NAHEIN HUMEIN

TU YE IETBAR KR K TUJHE CHATY HEIN

HUMTERE SIWA KISI KI B CHAHAT NAHEIN HUMEIN

HUM JANTE HEIN K TU B HE TANHA HAMARE BIN

AURON SE POCHENE KI ZAROORAT NAHEIN HUMEIN

TU QATTAL B KRO TU AIEN GE TERE PASS

DEKH TERE BAGAIR RAHNE KI AADAT NAHEIN HUMEIN
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DIL WOHI REHTE HEIN

JAZBAT BADAL JATE HEIN

SOCHNE WALO K ANDAZ BADAL JATE HEIN

WOH JO DETE THE HAR BAR PE HAWAALA MERA

AB MERE ZIKR PE BAAT BADAL JATE HEIN
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JIN KI AANKHEIN AANSUON SE NAM NAHEIN

KIA SAMJHTE HO UNHEIN KOI GAM NAHEIN ?

TUM TARAP KR RO DETE TO KIA HUA ?

GAM CHUPA K B HASNE WALY KM NAHEIN!!!!
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Q HR BAR MOSUM KI TRAH BADAL JATE HO

HR NAYE DIN HAMARA DIL DUKHATE HO

YE BAT SUN KR HAMARI ROH TAK KAMP GAI

AE DOST

TUM MASJIDON SE CHAPAL OR LOTE CHURATE HO????????
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Things to take note of when you sleep

1st-miss me

2nd-think of me

3rd-hug me

4rth-love me

Now close your eyes try to sleep and be prepared to dream of me....!
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A
RAIN
DROP
MAY
LUK
2
SMAL
TO
EYES
BUT
SOMEWHER
A
THIRSTY
FLOWER
AWAITS
ITS
FALL
A
SMALL
SMS
MAY
LUK 2
SMALL
BUT
IT
MEANS
SOME1
SOMEWHERE
REMEMBERZ U!
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U KNOW
I CAN SEE U
IN MY HANDS
WHENEVER
I JION THEM 4 PRAYER
UR FACE IS 1 OF THOSE WHO LIVE IN MY HEART
BCOZ
THS RELATION IS FROM HEART TO HEART!
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I LOVE YOU

SEND THIS MSG

TO 100 GIRLS N WIN
A FREE TRIP TO UR NEAREST
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IN
LUXURY JEEP

REHNA

KHANA

N

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MALYSIA JANE WALE PLANE KO TATA KRNE KA MOQA

&

MERE SATH DINR WOH BHI AAP K GHAR;-)

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MUJHE GALE SE LAGA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN

GAM E JAHAAN SE CHODA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN

YEH INTZAR KA DUKH AB SAHA NAHEIN JATA

TARP RAHI HE MOHABAT RAHA NAHEIN JATA

TUM AAPNE PAS B0LA LO BOHT USAS HOON MEIN

HER EK SAANS MEIN MILNE KI PIYAS PALTI HE

SOLAG RAHA HE BADAN AUR ROH JLTI HE

BACHA SAKO TO BCHA LO BOHT UDAS HOON MEIN

BHATAK CHUKA HOON BOHT ZINDGI KI RAHOON MEIN

MUJHE AB AA KE CHUPA LO TUM APNI BAHOON MEIN

MERA SAWAL NA TALO BOHAAT UDAAS HOON MEIN

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MUJH SE NAFRAT KI AJUB RAH NIKALI USNE

HASTA BASTA GHAR KAR DIA KHALI USNE

MERE DIL K GHAR KI RIWAYAT SE WO KHOB WAQIF THA

JUDAI MANG LI BUN KE SAWALI USNE

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NA MILE KISI KA SATH TO HUM KO YAAD KARNA

TANHAI JO SATAYE TO HUM SE BAAT KARNA

KHUSHIAN BAATNE KO TUM DOST HAZAR RAKHNA

GHUM BATANA HO TO HUMKO YAAD KARNA

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OYE

DOSTA

LOHA WAICH

RADDI WAICH

TEEN DABA WAICH

PLASTIC DI JUTTIAN WAICH

SHOPING BAG WAICH

PURANI KHALI BOTLAN WAICH

KUCH V WAICH BALANCE DALWA TE SMS PEJH....!

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DAR KO BHI AB DARD HONE LAGA HE

DARD SEENE MEIN CHUP KAR RONE LAGA HE

NA ROYE HUM KABHI DARD KO DEKH KAR PAR

AB DARD HUMEIN DEKH KAR RONE LAGA HE

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UMEED KI KASHTI KO DOBOYA NAHEIN KARTE

SAHIL AGAR DUR HO TO ROYA NAHEIN KARTE

RAKHTE HEIN JO DIL MEIN TARAP KISI KI

WOH LOG TO RAATON KO BHI SOYA NAHEIN KARTE

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DOOR REHTE HO DOORI KA EHSAS DILATE HO!

ADAEIN DIKHA K CHERA CHUPATE HO

KITNA B CHUPA LO HUM JAAN GAE HEIN

AAP SEHRI MEIN PIPA BAJA K LOGO KO JAGATE HO
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AOA!
CAN I STAY HERE IN YOUR
"INBOX"
&
WAIT UNTIL
28-11-2009
SO I'LL BE THE FIRST
TO
GREET
"U"
&
WISH
"U"
"HAPPY EID MUBARAK"
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AAP PE KHATAM SARI DOSTI Ho GI

PHIR NA KISI PE YEH INAYT HO GI

KUCH IS TARAH SE KARENGY YAD AAP KO

NA AAP KO SHIKWA HOGA NA ZAMANE KO SHIKAYAT HOGI
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ALWAYS
SMILE
OK
BECAUSE
YOUR SMILE
IS SO CAPTIVATING
AND
SO NICE
SHOW ME
A SAMPLE


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(@ . . @)
(._____,)
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OYE HOYE
SO CUTE.
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KAB HUI PYAR KI BARSAT MUJHE YAD NAHI

KHOF MEIN DOBI MULAQAT YAD NAHI

MEIN TO MADHOSH THA

KUCH ITNA USKI CHAHAT MEIN

USNE KAB CHOR DIA SATH MUJHE YAD NAHEIN
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FREE DINNER

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JUST VISIT

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GHUM KE SANJOG MUJHE ACHE LAGTE HEIN

UMAR BHAR K ROG MUJHE ACHE LAGTE HEIN

KOI WADA WAFA NA KRNA MUJH SE

MUJHE BEWAFA LOG BOHAT ACHE LAGTE HEIN
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DOSTI KA SAFAR LAMBA HE TU KIA HUA ?
*
*
*
THORA AAP CHALO THORA HUM CHALIEN

AUR PHIR

ZIDGI YUNHI GUZAR JAYE GI
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EID IS WONDERFUL

"DAY"

"2PRAY"

"2LOVE"

"2CARE"

"2SMILE"

"2RELAX"

& 2 THANK ALLAH 4ALL HE GIVES TO US

EID MUBARAK
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CHAHE GUSA KARO

CHAHE GALIA NIKALO

CHAHE SIR PITO

CHAHE CEL TOR DO

CHAHE GHAR KA SAMAN BKHER DO

CHAHE JO MARZI KARO

HUM TO AJ HI

EID MUBARAK KAHEIN GE

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.
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