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"786"
MUHABBAT SE
CHAHAT SE
WAFA SE
KHULOS SE
PIYAR SE
JAZBON SE
IHTRAM SE
PORE DIL SE
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"EID MUBARAK"
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DEAR CUSTOMER
U HAVE NOW SUBSCRIBED KANJUSI PACKAGE
U CAN ENJOY SAVING OF SMSs UR SUBSCRIPTION
TITLE KANJUS
IS VALID TILL ALLAH GIVE U TAUFIQ SEND SMS
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HUM NE DIL HI TOR DALA DARKANE K KHOF SE
APNI BASTI HI MITA DALI BARISH K KHOF SE
KONKEHTA HE HUME ZINDGI MIL GAI
HUM TO MUSKURA RAHE HEIN ANSON KE KHOF SE
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US K BINA AB CHUP CHUP REHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
KHAMOSHI SE DARD KO SEHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
JIS HASTI KI YAAD MEIN AANSO BARSATE HEIN
SAMNE US K KUCH NA KEHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
MIL KAR US SE BICHER NA JAON DARTI RAHTI HOON
ISS LIYE BUS DOOR HI REHNA ACHA LAGTA HE
JANTI HOON K CHAHAT MEIN BUS AANSOO MILTE HEIN
KUCH B HO AB ISS ZAHAR KO PINA ACHA LAGTA HE
JEE CHAHA SUB KHUSHIYAAN LE US KO DE DOON
US K PIYAR MEIN SUB KUCH KHONA ACHA LAGTA HE
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BARSAT
AYE ZAMEEN GILI NA HO
DHUP
AYE SARSON PILI NA HO
PHIR AP NE KESE SOCH LIYA
K
AP KI YAAD AYE TO
PALKEIN
GILI NA HO
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US NE KAHA KON HO TUM?
MEIN NE KAHA HASRAT TERI
US NE KAHA PAGAL HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA AISA HE SAHI
US NEIN KAHA KARTE HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA PUJA TERI
US NEIN KAHA KAFIR HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA SOCH TERI
US NE KAHA CHAHTE HO KIA?
MEIN NE KAHA MHBT TERI
US NE KAHA PACHTAO GE
MEIN NE KAHA KISMAT MERI
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mera number change ho gia he
ok
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chappal ka!
tumhein chahye to mera purana chappal le lena
masjid se churane ki zarurat nahi he

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BANDER KI BETI APNE BAAP SE BOLI
PAPA PAPA MUJHE SHADI KARNI HE
PAPA BOLA
BETI THORA INTZAR KARO
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DULHA ABHI SMS PERH RAHA HE
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AB KIA KAHOON
K TUJ KO MOHABBAT NAHEIN RAHI
TERI TALAB MEIN PEHLI SI SHIDAT NAHEIN RAHI
YA TO TERI WAFAON KA MUSAM GUZAR GIA
YA YEH K TUJ KO MERI ZAROORAT NAHEIN RAHI!

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PHIR AAJ KOI GAZAL TERE NAM NA HO JAE
AAJ KAHEEN LIKHTE LIKHTE SHAM NA HO JAE
KR RAHa HON INTIZAR TERE IZHAR-E-MOHABBAT KA
ISi INTZAR MEIN ZINDGI TMAM NA HO JAE
NHE LETI TERA NAM SARE-E-AM IS DAR SE
KAHEEN NAM TERA BADNAM NA HO JAE
MANGTA HON DUA JAB B TU YAD ATI HE
PIYAR KA ANJAM NA HO JAE
SOCHTA HON DARTA HON AKSAR TANHAI MEIN
US K DIL MEIN KISI AUR KA MUQAM NA HO JAE

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Jis tarah 1 machar maarne se tum shikari nahi ban jao ge
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 sms karne se tum bhikhari nahi ban jao ge
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Hum ne har pal tmhn pane qa socha he
Tmhre har dard k chen jane qa socha he
Teri aankh se gar ek aanso b gera
Tu hum ne ek darya bhane ka socha he
Mar jain ge gar tujhe koi zakham mila tu
Hum ne teri rahon mein lut jane qa socha he
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duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous he bole to 7wonders
1)apun
2)apun ka style
3)apun ka awaz
4)apun ka smile
5)apunka face
6)apun ka sms
7)aur bole to tum apun ka only d
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is wqat
38% log so rahe hein
22% log enjoy kr rahe hein
15% abadat kr rahe hein
25% timepas kr rahe hein
aur
1 bewaqoof sms parh raha he he
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Aap yahaa maze se sms parh rahe ho
Or
Udher puri saudi govt pareshan he
Sub aapki tlash mein hein jaldi poncho !
Q k haji kankariyaan marne k liye aane wale hein
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Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako
Chaho na ussy jise tum pa na sako
Dost to dunia mein bhut hein
Magar ek khas dost rakho
Jiske bin tum muskra na sako
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zindgi ek milan he (muskra lijiye)
zindgi ek judaai he (sabar kijiye)
zindgi ek aanso he (pi lijiye)
zindgi akhir zindgi he ?
.*(ji lijiye)*.

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Har khoshi se khobsorat teri sham kar don
Apni "mohabbat" or "zindgi" tere nam kar don
Mil jaye agar dobara yeh zindgi hr bar
mein yeh zindgi b tere nam kar don
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Chahne walon ko satya nhi karte
Chahne walon ko baar bar azmaya nhi karte
Chahne wale hote hein waqat k lamhon ki tarah
Guzar jai tu laut kar aya nhi karte!
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CHOTI SI ZINDGI MEIN
ARMAN BUHAT THE
HAMDARD KOI NA THA
INSAN BUHAT THE
MEIN APNA DARD BATAON TO KISE?
MERE DIL KA HAAL JAN'NE WALE ANJAN BUHAT THE
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SMS MERE DOST KO "HELLO" KHNA
SAVE KRE TO THANKS KEHNA
MUJHE YAD KRE TO KHNA "IMISS U 2"
DELETE KRNE LGE TO KASS K THAPAR MARNA
OR
KHANA PAISE LGE HEIN !
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RAIT KI ZARURAT HER REGISTAN KO HOTI HE
SITARON KI ZARURAT ASMAN KO HOTI HE
AP HAMEIN KBHI BHOL MAT JANA
KIUNKE ACHE DOST KI ZARURAT HAR INSAN KO HOTI HE
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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,






Sari Class Fail, Aur





Papu Pass Ho Gaya.
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.
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Just close ur eyes and think
of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have
wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool.......
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho,
1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho,
1 tum kitne sacche ho,
1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
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kisi morr per hum apko khonay nahi day gay
juda hona bhi chaho to honay nahi day gay
chandni raaton mein aye gi meri yaad
meri yaad kay woh pal apko sonay nahi day gay
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Dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakra to chor diya yeh soch kar ki..Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Bell bajain ge aur bhaag jayenge !
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Kismat par etabar kisko hain
Mil jaye khusi inkar kisko hain
Kuch majbooriya hain mere dost
Warana judai se pyar kisko hain"
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Kya zamaana tha,hum roz mila karte the;
Raat bhar chaand ke humraaz fira karte the..
Dekh kar jo chupchaap guzar jaate hain,
Kabhi us shakhs ko apna Dost kaha karte the....
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Rishton ki kitaab ka cover hai dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari hasti,
Khoon ke rishton ki baat aap karte hain,
Hamare liye to zindagi hai aap ki dosti.
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Karni Khuda se kuch fariyaad baaki hai,
Hamein unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai...
Maut aegi to kehna ruk,abhi apne Dost se
Mulaakaat baaki hai....
Reply With Quote
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Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya
Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo sham pe rona aaya
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Tum hanso to khusi mujhe hoti hai,
Tum rodo to aankhein meri roti hain.
Mehsoos kar ke dekh lo.....
Dosti aise hi hoti hai.**
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Geet ki zaroorat mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyar ki zaroorat dil mein hoti hai
Bin dosti ke adhuri hai yeh zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zaroorat har pal mehsus hoti hai
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Har rishtonke mukaam nahin hote...
Dil ke rishtonke koi naam nahin hote......
Paaya hai Aapko dil ki roshni se..........
Aap jaise dost kisike liye Aam nahin hote........ .
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Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye;
Dil hai beghar use ek Ghar chahiye
Bas yun hi saath chalte raho ae dost;
Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.
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Dost hai to Aansuo ki bhi shaan hoti hai,
Dost na ho to Mahfhil bhi Kabristaan hoti hai,
Sara khel to dosti ka hi hai,
Warna mayyat aur barat ek saman hoti hai.
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Zindagi me Jab Maayus hue Hum.....
To Socha k kya paaya kya khoya.......
Khone ka to hisaab na laga paaye...
Yaad raha to bas itna...ke...
Zindagi se bhi pyara..Aap jaisa Ek dost Paaya...
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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
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Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha
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Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
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I asked God 4 a
Flower
he gave me a garden
I asked 4 a tree
he gave a forest
I asked 4 a river
he gave me an Ocean
I asked 4 an ANGEL
he gave me YOU
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U are a...




B.I.T.C.H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Honest



r u smiling now?

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koi gham nhi mgr dil udas hy
tuj se koi rishta nhi phr ek ass hy

kehne ko to boht apnay mgr tu ek khas hy
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zyda emotional mt hona uper sb bakwas he
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WO SILSLY WO SHOQ WO NISBAT NHI RHI
AB ZINGI ME HIJER KI VEHSHAT NHI RHI
PHR YUN HUA K KOI SHANASA NHI RHA
PHIR YUN HUA K DRD ME SHIDAT NHI RHI
PHR YUN HUA K HO GAYA MUSROOF WOBHT
AUR HUM KO YAD KERNE KI FURSAT NAHI RHI
UB KIA KISI KO CHAHAIN K HUM KO TO IN DINO
HUD APNE APSE B MOHABAT NHI RHI

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